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04-12-2019, 07:04 PM | #1 |
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What was you first forum screen name?
Kind of extended from discord.
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04-12-2019, 07:05 PM | #2 |
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04-12-2019, 07:09 PM | #3 |
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04-13-2019, 06:32 AM | #4 | |
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Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others) Now I feel sort of wrong about it. I'm a straight guy and I just feel really dirty about the whole thing. I haven't really spoken to my roommates since then and I just went into my room and hopped on the internet after a while. So anyway, now i'm here feeling rather dirty knowing that I just sat in a room with 3 other guys having a wank. I had to get it off my chest and what better place to do so than the internet?
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Hi! I'm Mark. Thanks for visiting my website. I am a deeply spiritual gentleman, who is looking for a true Goddess for life-long intimate relationship and awesome (but unconventional) marriage. She is HIGHLY intelligent, VERY beautiful/sexy, and DEEPLY spiritual. And she is a Prostitute* or a former Prostitute. Actually, she is (or formerly was) a Sacred Prostitute—I define that term below. I want a powerful, liberated woman. She is THRILLED by the prospect of the work she and I will do together as a couple to tear down the ridiculous belief that prostitution is "immoral" and to teach society that prostitution is instead a good thing (indeed a very good thing) that is greatly needed for the benefit of society. As discussed below, we will change the laws.** And we will teach Prostitutes to become Sacred Prostitutes. About Me: Gallant. INTENSELY romantic. Perfect gentleman. 6-1, 180, 60. Deep, calm, sexy voice (women LOVE my voice). Extremely brilliant. Extremely creative. Well educated. Visionary. Renaissance Man. Wise. Balls. Obviously—otherwise I could not have put up this website! Extremely passionate tantra master who does not ejaculate (except on rare occasions). Stays fully hard through multiple male orgasms without ejaculating. Can and will genuinely DELIVER "so many times you lose count," as stated above. Vasectomy. Extensive experience sexually worshipping Prostitutes* and transforming them, at least for a brief time, into Goddesses. Most Prostitutes rarely (if ever) have orgasms during sex with their clients, and they are astonished to receive powerful, multiple, full-body orgasms from a client (me). I make Prostitutes feel HAPPY and PROUD about the work they do, and I teach them to bless their clients. Many have fallen in love with me. Huge topic. |
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04-13-2019, 09:22 AM | #6 | |
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04-13-2019, 10:51 AM | #7 | |
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Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fukc is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my fukcing sisters head. she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my aids shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her ****ing guts out. Most embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your fukcing room immediatly you sick fukcing predator". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something. i really feel like killing myself right now.
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04-12-2019, 07:14 PM | #9 |
rhyme capsule.
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04-12-2019, 08:41 PM | #10 |
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04-12-2019, 08:43 PM | #11 |
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Why aka nummy sacks tho lol
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04-12-2019, 08:44 PM | #12 |
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04-12-2019, 07:30 PM | #13 |
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04-12-2019, 07:32 PM | #14 |
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04-12-2019, 08:04 PM | #15 |
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DArryl KING Get it????
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04-12-2019, 08:42 PM | #16 |
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Now I see where ur current handle comes from
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04-12-2019, 08:21 PM | #17 |
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04-12-2019, 08:24 PM | #18 |
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04-12-2019, 09:38 PM | #19 |
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04-13-2019, 01:25 AM | #20 |
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