My ode to Bags (pic diss in jest)

[El Muffin]

so well I saw ur pic battle vs vulgar n I started keystyling in the nbl chat

this what I came up with.. not much thought put into where they were perfect or not just some genuine random shit I was thinking of lookn at that pic

hibachi style for u fren




fuckin swollen eddie aikau. and hurleys the fucking sponsor
I smoke that purple. ur girl wears lipstick that color lookin like a fuckin monster
yay for Disney world. took her to palace w/ queens
Bro your Hairdo look like Mel Gibsons. Your beard is Saluhudeens
LMFAO bro. u my nigga but I gotta laugh at this queer
Coz ur beard nappier than my pubes could EVER BE..after a year
Im surprised you bagged her..she obv wasn't afraid of "SKREEK"
U prolly emailed that bitch n told her she look like meryl streep
lol wont lie u terrorist. this pic worth it u damn goon
But u wearing hurley? The only thing ur ass ever surf is a sand dune
The way u say Vulgar is Pakistani is modern n priceless
But bitch u look like even more of a threat. I bet tomorrow you holler at Isis.
Get slapped with the toaster. ur wack put ur strap back in ur holster
ill take ur bitch n do her like the chick behind you. make her catch an explosion
lol bro you Italian but you never been out the country that's the fucking truth
all u know is what Italy is shaped like n ur house smell like a fucking boot
Bitch ur hairline on some blair witch prevention
Mortal Kombat? ur bitch look like Sindel before the hair extensions
u fucking terrorist. if I run a marathon im str8 ducking this nerd
If its Bombs Over Bags Dad. his father callin homeland security all fucking concerned
Talkn all that don juan crap. at best this mans a fraud
Lookin like a bloated Diego maradona that was never blessed by the hand of god
I mean I look at ur face n start thinking . I got to be spazzed
u look like Arturo gatti became Muslim n started taken testosterone shots to the ass
U n ya bitch argued then u two got wasted on dates
Yall niggas had Makeup Sex. Only because she has Piles of it Caked on her face
That drakes a disgrace. a fucking lizard. the dame is a beast, kid
Someone shoulda told her Bout Hagrid.He Loves Draggin n got a fucking Chamber of Secrets
so cut that bitch out. focus your eyes n heart on this loony
This nigga look like a Just 4 Men Ad. Unfortunately the Market is Sunnis
Lol ima clown his Osama ass
N for some reason his girl face really remind me of drama class
At least do the world some good. u owe it u bastard
I don't mean to recycle sometimes but the side of that bitch face look totally plastic
I put on my magnifyerz. MUFF IS A SPAZZ
ur hairline split look like a gecko's foot that was stuck to the glass
im back on my grizzly. this behemoth lack dimensions
he only back on his grizzly coz he got the genetics of borats fat assistant
lol them eyes tho. ones tucked in 4the night. the other apt to burst
how ur right eye Open but left one shut in like announcements at a Baptist church
n I didnt mean to clown ur x man. but saddam get ur own regime
U look like fucking unmasked LuchaLibre posing as Wolverine
TALM bout slip n slides on the fourth? THIS CLOWN listening to ICP
Nigga if im sliding behind you im checking every half second for I.E.Ds
Gray at 29 is not something I was hoping to see
U cant escape from Pomp, eh? U look like u survived an eruption n u 1yr older than me
lol that Tijuana hooker gave u aids that slave was a bust
I guess Montezumas revenge is u look gravely unshaved n related to hush(don't hax me love u vic)
I bet u front on some dago shit. u boy Paulie str8 ignores n dispatch's ya
Coz you don't speak Eye Talian. N ever since u been here u been An Inglorious Basterd
Fuck all the bitches u post. lol u think we dig it just no
u think that's a trophy wife but the only thing polished is the bridge of ur nose
n speakin of that hoe. yo u my friend no beef
face the music. that fucking bitch got crescendo teeth
That's ur dad in the yellow. oh my lord he shud be beggin 4 death
Iono but that nigga head look like a dinosaur egg in a nest



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[Ghost1]

Lol speachless.

[El Muffin]

<3

[Vulgar]

Nice work.

[Hush]

Trophy wife was hot


More ppl should rap just to rap


Props

[big baby]

sucked thx

[El Muffin]

Out of all the good lines


Trophy wife


Lol OK but thx


Hagrid /draggin/chamber of secrets best n I know it

Next up Mel Gibson beard salahuddin

[Geno]

Not as good as i thought it would be. Kind of meh until around the 8th line or so imho. had a few joibts i fucked with that have been mentioned tho. Long as fuck lol

[sral]

WHO SAID TEXT IS DEAD?

GOOD JOB, @Muff

THIS SHOULD BE STICKIED FOR A TIME MODS

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Muff

Out of all the good lines


Trophy wife


Lol OK but thx


Hagrid /draggin/chamber of secrets best n I know it

Next up Mel Gibson beard salahuddin

No pretty sure those sucked

[El Muffin]

I don't get no love tho

I might make this a series

Where I just spaz on a pic

Every pic disss will be a rosrshach test

Where I just go off first 5hing to come to mind

Or post what 3ventually does . Like I did here

But rhyme form

Obv

Thx lars

[El Muffin]

Oops

If u think trophy wife is the best in this then lol I know why I flip out often

Rly trophy wife/polished Rly

Either hater or just genuinely blind

Prolly former

Like I said this for fun

I will post another

Prolly ur pic

[Pharaohs Army]

"I smoke that purple."
lolllll best line right off the bat

[Hush]

Muffy, I am one of the best pic battlers ever. You are below average trust me when I say this verse sucks.

I will prove it. Post that one lonely ass pic you got and lets battle. You get one vote I lose.

[Witty]

Muff, ppl have opinions that are different than yours, it doesn't make them haters.

You really need to understand that.

[dead man]

How long did this take to write?

[Inno]

Lol muff you do realize your in the double standard zone right?

No matter what u do, your credibility is shot. Thus this verse is shot

Feel me?

[Dope girl]

You r on fire because this was so hot

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by dead man

How long did this take to write?

not long tbh

i kept coming back to it though. like a cypher thread

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Innovator

Lol muff you do realize your in the double standard zone right?

No matter what u do, your credibility is shot. Thus this verse is shot

Feel me?

my credibility?

nigga i stand by EVERYTHING i say

u really talm bout credibility. really...you? of all ppl. mr my dad is a cop or sumshit n fuck those niggers they deserve it? *makes a video n says nigga every 5 secs*

foh with that shit.