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Old 04-26-2016, 10:41 PM   #1
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Old 04-27-2016, 10:55 AM   #3
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Old 04-27-2016, 06:42 PM   #5
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Your from a school of pussies just get da fuc out my face
Come to Boston College,Player 2 9 poppin watch u die young like Ron Brace
Left me with a bitter taste about u your that certain type of gay
If i see the bitch that raised u May 8 hit her body so u can mourn this Mothers Day
Play with his emotions on the daily if he continues to talk that gunplay
Id even ask his Bird Man she say u dumb af how u gonna get respect with a K
Your wife says u dont pay one bill in the crib its a disgrace how u live
She suppose to manage with Sharp Chedda? broke fuck cant even keep Cracker Barrel in the fridge
Are your kids straight whens the last time they ate? this deadbeats never in sight
Wife knows ur saving balance zero so dont go to the bank teller u fucking stumble at life
U living trife when the last time u smelled that drug money
If i pulled out my gun Andrew, Jackson for everything even take his face off for that twenty
Bring nothing new to the table flipping old shit and its funny
Hand him a Pure L fag probably rub it over himself like Danny Devito in Always Sunny
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Old 05-01-2016, 12:09 AM   #6
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You've had a rough week...



The entire league wants you gone. I'll crush you w/ no indifference
This week's 'For Your Pain & Suffering'. De La's new EP was no coincidence
acting like dudes say 'v/joe' on the reg. the thought has me dead, bitch
You just been Cruz'in w/ the votes? lol. THAT would be a fucked up Convention
you're posting ur boner fuel? Soft bitch. ain't set for war son
Post all your gay porn in chat. you STILL won't be Hard in this forum
stay beggin for Anthony's love - him not hating you would be a personal victory
You post a double handjob pic but you on Bags was the most jerking in NBL history
mini freakout turning into depression got me wonderin... what you smokin brother?
had yourself lots of ups n downs this week... n it wasn't just while lookin at the guys strokin each other
Delusional & bipolar, you're diseased and everyone can see it son
It's fitting - I'm putting on a clinic while you badly need to be in one
+ your boy OD'd while you were netceeing? You're scum, thats clear my dude
I know you struggle with wording but how hard is it to say 'I'm here for you'?
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Old 05-01-2016, 10:06 AM   #7
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Your from a school of pussies just get da fuc out my face
Come to Boston College,Player 2 9 poppin watch u die young like Ron Brace
^ I see what you were doing here and it was a solid opener.

Left me with a bitter taste about u your that certain type of gay
If i see the bitch that raised u May 8 hit her body so u can mourn this Mothers Day
^ Okay.

Play with his emotions on the daily if he continues to talk that gunplay
Id even ask his Bird Man she say u dumb af how u gonna get respect with a K
^ Think this could have been worded better.

Your wife says u dont pay one bill in the crib its a disgrace how u live
She suppose to manage with Sharp Chedda? broke fuck cant even keep Cracker Barrel in the fridge
^ Alright.

Are your kids straight whens the last time they ate? this deadbeats never in sight
Wife knows ur saving balance zero so dont go to the bank teller u fucking stumble at life
^ Nah b.

U living trife when the last time u smelled that drug money
If i pulled out my gun Andrew, Jackson for everything even take his face off for that twenty
^ cool concept but the overall bar had little impact.

Bring nothing new to the table flipping old shit and its funny
Hand him a Pure L fag probably rub it over himself like Danny Devito in Always Sunny
^ ehhhhh

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The entire league wants you gone. I'll crush you w/ no indifference
This week's 'For Your Pain & Suffering'. De La's new EP was no coincidence
^ alright, solid. Nothing too crazy but a cool reference.

acting like dudes say 'v/joe' on the reg. the thought has me dead, bitch
You just been Cruz'in w/ the votes? lol. THAT would be a fucked up Convention
^ ehhh I see what you were going for but it wasn't really executed that well.

you're posting ur boner fuel? Soft bitch. ain't set for war son
Post all your gay porn in chat. you STILL won't be Hard in this forum
^ feels played to me.

stay beggin for Anthony's love - him not hating you would be a personal victory
You post a double handjob pic but you on Bags was the most jerking in NBL history
^I didn't feel this really

mini freakout turning into depression got me wonderin... what you smokin brother?
had yourself lots of ups n downs this week... n it wasn't just while lookin at the guys strokin each other
^ ehhh

Delusional & bipolar, you're diseased and everyone can see it son
It's fitting - I'm putting on a clinic while you badly need to be in one
^ solid solid.

+ your boy OD'd while you were netceeing? You're scum, thats clear my dude
I know you struggle with wording but how hard is it to say 'I'm here for you'?
^ Good closer.

This was actually one of the better verses i've seen from Boston, now if only his wording didn't mess up a couple of those lines he could have pulled off the upset, his first set of 4 were solid and the cracker barrel one. Sharp had the opener and the 4 closing bars so I got 6 for both and I think Sharp edged here, I know you're a dope battler Sharp but this verse felt really rushed to me. And all the generic 'you're gay' bars didn't really have much an impact or were clever enough. Regardless, Sharp gets the W here.

V/Sharp
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Old 05-01-2016, 11:05 AM   #8
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Ron brace, sharp chedda

Vs

De las ep

Sharp didn't connect with most of his shit. Opener was good. Joe had 2 decent hits

V - Joe
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Old 05-01-2016, 02:50 PM   #9
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Old 05-01-2016, 03:26 PM   #10
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Ok honestly about 5 of your concepts had great potential, but u ruined them either w/ super simple wording or stretched, convoluted, nonsensical wording. Idk bruh, polish up your delivery & yo stuff would do damage.
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Opener, Cruz convention, jerk Bags, ups/downs & closer.
Decent verse, u dwelled on the gay/masturbation jokes, but a good drop all & all.

Overall SHARP takes it.
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Old 05-01-2016, 04:02 PM   #11
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Thought Joe Boston had a cool and creative verse, hard to describe though but it felt like the word play was good but either too wordy or the punchlines themselves weren't that good after that. Tough to describe though, but I felt if there was an opportunity to take this battle pretty easily that was missed.

I felt Sharp's verse wasn't bad but I wasn't feeling many of the punchlines, felt it was a lot more crisp and easy to read though.

Very tough call but I'm going with Sharp, this one was kind of a toss up.
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May 8, Andrew was ok

Vs.

Cruz, up/down was ok, clinic was ok

I got sharp here. His wording really made the difference. Joe was kind of all over the place.

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Old 05-01-2016, 11:16 PM   #13
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Your from a school of pussies just get da fuc out my face
Come to Boston College,Player 2 9 poppin watch u die young like Ron Brace
Ok concept
Left me with a bitter taste about u your that certain type of gay
If i see the bitch that raised u May 8 hit her body so u can mourn this Mothers Day
Poorly executed
Play with his emotions on the daily if he continues to talk that gunplay
Id even ask his Bird Man she say u dumb af how u gonna get respect with a K
Not feeling this
Your wife says u dont pay one bill in the crib its a disgrace how u live
She suppose to manage with Sharp Chedda? broke fuck cant even keep Cracker Barrel in the fridge
Lol ok
Are your kids straight whens the last time they ate? this deadbeats never in sight
Wife knows ur saving balance zero so dont go to the bank teller u fucking stumble at life
I see what you're doing but the wording is off. Didn't hit hard imo
U living trife when the last time u smelled that drug money
If i pulled out my gun Andrew, Jackson for everything even take his face off for that twenty
This was nice. Well done
Bring nothing new to the table flipping old shit and its funny
Hand him a Pure L fag probably rub it over himself like Danny Devito in Always Sunny
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The entire league wants you gone. I'll crush you w/ no indifference
This week's 'For Your Pain & Suffering'. De La's new EP was no coincidence
Ok
acting like dudes say 'v/joe' on the reg. the thought has me dead, bitch
You just been Cruz'in w/ the votes? lol. THAT would be a fucked up Convention
meh
you're posting ur boner fuel? Soft bitch. ain't set for war son
Post all your gay porn in chat. you STILL won't be Hard in this forum
nah
stay beggin for Anthony's love - him not hating you would be a personal victory
You post a double handjob pic but you on Bags was the most jerking in NBL history
Lmao personal mean af
mini freakout turning into depression got me wonderin... what you smokin brother?
had yourself lots of ups n downs this week... n it wasn't just while lookin at the guys strokin each other
The punch hit hard but the concept is getting tired now, it's 3 straight gay pics in the chat bars.
Delusional & bipolar, you're diseased and everyone can see it son
It's fitting - I'm putting on a clinic while you badly need to be in one
OK. Coulda been executed differently for more effect but it's solid nonetheless
+ your boy OD'd while you were netceeing? You're scum, thats clear my dude
I know you struggle with wording but how hard is it to say 'I'm here for you'?
Lol damn this personal couldve been all types of ether but truthfully it fell flat to me


Nice little grudge match here. I can tell Joe tried to turn up on sharp and in a few spots he kinda did. But overall he had a lot of flat out misses and some missed opportunities. I've seen and been on the receiving end of sharp when it's in better form, he did ok in this battle. Nothing to crazy but he was killing Joe with the personals, who brought it on himself entirely. Overall sharp hit harder and had the better executed ideas. Decent battle.
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Old 05-01-2016, 11:29 PM   #14
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I say they both bout even.
Imo it comes down to a matter of preference.
I found sharp verse a lil more humorous.
So..vote sharp
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Boston: mothers day
Sharp: opener, hard in the forum, jerking bags

Got sharp taking this pretty easily with better concepts and wording.

Vote = Sharp
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may 8 was coo

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decent opener
double hj hit

very lackluster for how many lines yall went, sharp barely takes it

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