Smoking weed with this girls dad last night

Fig · 06-02-2014, 01:42 PM

She tells me to come over and that her dad is in town, but that he's hella cool n he may be trying to smoke too, I was like whatever.

Long story short

Her dad gets cross faded as fuck and starts telling us this story, of how he broke into a random dudes house, stabs him with a screw driver, steals his parrot, and then his buddy shoots the lizards head off because, "that motherfuckers was mean"

Then they dipped

I left after he owned up to murdering over 40 people and started describing the separate occasions. I need to stop smoking.

Diode · 06-02-2014, 01:44 PM

you embraced your mexican roots too closely

learn from this

El Muffin · 06-02-2014, 01:50 PM

Fig will be decapitated n given a nice hydrochloric acid bath courtesy of the Zetas

You kno too much

Fig · 06-02-2014, 01:59 PM

He told me how he swung a dog from its tail and killed it on the counter top, then took the severed head of the little dog and put it in his mouth to be funny

Hush · 06-02-2014, 02:03 PM

what he meant to say is

fuck my daughter get her pregnant and dip and I will kill you

Strikta · 06-02-2014, 02:23 PM

Basically. ^^

Dude was tryna instill that fear. Lol

Ghost1 · 06-02-2014, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

what he meant to say is

fuck my daughter get her pregnant and dip and I will kill you

Hahaha.

Basic shit.

Dope girl · 06-02-2014, 02:56 PM

stop it I'm jealous you mine j/k lol

El Muffin · 06-02-2014, 03:02 PM

Sup zulu snatch

Fig · 06-02-2014, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

what he meant to say is

fuck my daughter get her pregnant and dip and I will kill you

Lmao

It wasn't like that though

He was crying while he was saying all this stuff. First time seeing his daughter in years too. It was just sad

Plus he had me call up his ex wife cuz he said my voice would make her cream herself? I dunno man, weird night for me. I just wanted to smoke and get head

Diode · 06-02-2014, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

Sup zulu snatch

gone

El Muffin · 06-02-2014, 03:11 PM

Lol fig trolling hard n I just realized it.

Damn ur good

Witty · 06-02-2014, 03:13 PM

Lots of people like that around here.

Broken souls.

Fig · 06-02-2014, 03:14 PM

Sometimes I debate sharing this shit because you niggas are so cautious of being trolled

I give you my e-word

Hush · 06-02-2014, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

Sometimes I debate sharing this shit because you niggas are so cautious of being trolled

I give you my e-word

You should find a new circle of friends asap

Fig · 06-02-2014, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

You should find a new circle of friends asap

You should find a new fuck you

El Muffin · 06-02-2014, 04:32 PM

Lol so everything u sed was legit?

These niggas blowing iguanas heads off ..de beaking parrots

Thehorror

El Muffin · 06-02-2014, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

You should find a new fuck you

BYRDGANG

BRRRR

Fig · 06-02-2014, 04:56 PM

Cawneigh clopflap is the name

Non-gay cock fap is the game

Wise Wiggles · 06-02-2014, 06:08 PM

What kind of weed you got

06-02-2014, 01:42 PM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	Smoking weed with this girls dad last night She tells me to come over and that her dad is in town, but that he's hella cool n he may be trying to smoke too, I was like whatever. Long story short Her dad gets cross faded as fuck and starts telling us this story, of how he broke into a random dudes house, stabs him with a screw driver, steals his parrot, and then his buddy shoots the lizards head off because, "that motherfuckers was mean" Then they dipped I left after he owned up to murdering over 40 people and started describing the separate occasions. I need to stop smoking. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

06-02-2014, 01:44 PM	#2
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,157 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	you embraced your mexican roots too closely learn from this __________________

06-02-2014, 01:50 PM	#3
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Fig will be decapitated n given a nice hydrochloric acid bath courtesy of the Zetas You kno too much __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-02-2014, 01:59 PM	#4
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	He told me how he swung a dog from its tail and killed it on the counter top, then took the severed head of the little dog and put it in his mouth to be funny __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

06-02-2014, 02:03 PM	#5
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	what he meant to say is fuck my daughter get her pregnant and dip and I will kill you __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

06-02-2014, 02:23 PM	#6
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Basically. ^^ Dude was tryna instill that fear. Lol

06-02-2014, 02:56 PM	#8
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,707 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	stop it I'm jealous you mine j/k lol

06-02-2014, 03:02 PM	#9
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Sup zulu snatch __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-02-2014, 03:11 PM	#12
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Lol fig trolling hard n I just realized it. Damn ur good __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-02-2014, 03:13 PM	#13
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Lots of people like that around here. Broken souls. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

06-02-2014, 03:14 PM	#14
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	Sometimes I debate sharing this shit because you niggas are so cautious of being trolled I give you my e-word __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

06-02-2014, 04:32 PM	#17
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Lol so everything u sed was legit? These niggas blowing iguanas heads off ..de beaking parrots Thehorror __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-02-2014, 04:56 PM	#19
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	Cawneigh clopflap is the name Non-gay cock fap is the game __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

06-02-2014, 06:08 PM	#20
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