05-22-2018, 05:47 PM | #1 |
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LMAO EVER NOTICED THE BIZARRO CORRELATION BETWEEN NC MEMBERS AND PIZZA?
wow
okay so let me explain some NC history right quick firstly there's the infamous Calefaction sleeping on Hush' moms living room floor with another 20 S.T.I.browed cousins/relatives/sexual partners and there was pizza involved somewhere along the line but I forget where exactly, the Calefaction tale gets awry around the point of his girl showing up at NC and him milk cartoning himself off the board then we got Dagel and his whining on camera about his most recent loss in text and how he was vegan and would never board again (until next time he makes an alias) and cries actual tears into a thin crust that taste like cardboard because it has no meat or anything on it next we got Knuckleheads wife who isn't impartial to indulging in Dominos. Let's be real. No pics needed here. I'm sure she's a lovely woman. Now we got BodySnatcher on $10 an hour balling out on that stuffed crust money while Finny just upgrading from pizza base kneading artist to "Would you like double pepperoni topping for an additional dollar, sir?" this shit is WILD to me how so much NC folk lore can be attributed to the evil of fastfood just a quick observation I've made is all ppl be safe out there |
05-22-2018, 05:49 PM | #2 |
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Dead@ the knuck link
That blindsided me But lol I remember that Dagel vid God that was depressing
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05-22-2018, 05:50 PM | #3 |
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Legit was eating a slice of pizza w/ nothing but cilantro on it
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05-22-2018, 05:51 PM | #4 |
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Phant the OG pizzaface tbr
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05-22-2018, 05:52 PM | #5 |
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05-22-2018, 06:03 PM | #6 |
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05-22-2018, 06:06 PM | #7 |
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i vaguely remember the calefaction pizza delivery saga and we were trying to get his girl to post her butthole?
maybe i made that up. i don't remember the hush connection though. i just remember a pizza guy and his girl and me thinking the girl didn't look bad and thinking she should post nudes closest i got was da biggests' ex kritz pm'ed a pic with uh and oh on her tits but they were covered. she had some big ol sloppers on her tho
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05-22-2018, 06:21 PM | #8 |
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I wish I was around during the time the Dagel video was up. Damn
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05-22-2018, 07:15 PM | #9 |
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05-22-2018, 07:20 PM | #10 |
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Damn yall niggas keep limiting me to pizza. LOL, all good thats my fault. 10 dollars an hour lmao.
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05-22-2018, 07:29 PM | #11 |
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With benefits
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05-22-2018, 07:32 PM | #12 |
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You ate a pizza with nothing but cheese & cilantro? I can’t trust a nigga like you. Yo I loaned my guy $1,400 and he work at a restaurant. Haven’t heard from him since. Think I may pull up on him tbh.
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05-22-2018, 07:45 PM | #13 |
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Are you nice with the hands, tho?
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05-22-2018, 07:48 PM | #14 |
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Very & he’s smaller than me but he just got out so he’s fast and swole.
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05-22-2018, 08:19 PM | #15 |
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Pull up and record it
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05-22-2018, 09:01 PM | #16 |
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Amazing thread
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I’d rather read this than skim through a monologue about your dirty dick
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