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05-14-2018, 10:16 PM | #1 |
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WK2: ROAST OF BROKE LESNER GETTING READY FOR LADY ANTEBELLUM
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Lets get this going guys! winner will get a BAL Roast accomplishment Rules: 8 lines - minimum 20 lines - max One verse per person NO FREEPOSTING PLEASE - VERSES ONLY |
05-15-2018, 12:01 AM | #2 |
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edit: oops. ill tweak to20
teeth an army of wakanda. boi they farrrrrr from white said "Best if he Braces 4 impact": sadly the dentist did his & was scarred 4 life bitches curve you easy. followed by abominable laughter Id fight you tooth n nail but bitches see the first &refuse the thought of the latter catch this cowboy in the barn: inspecting vagina i see your phone has a case:So do you- That would be::uhmmmm, -Sex w/ a Minor up in the saloon looking for a thrill & the perfect whiskey Dressin like a Maverick :LOL boi stahhhhp:- youve got the grill of Dirk Nowitzki wont sign in here coz much L's he knows hes getting u say its Not ur first Rodeo, Bullllll: youve even Fallen Off at the Lowest Setting room dirty af! roast my last name? Thigpen: you kiddin me bruv now u can say "Pigpen Shut off ur Lights":but Bruh, it looks like he literally does vivid memory of text. ever bar written, i bet he remembers but closest he'll get 2 groundbreaking work is lookin like an extra from "Tremors" bich ask "you hungry": brokes like " i cud go for some sliders" but Bro your jeans say your already stuffed: Soooo,you know your a liar i'd consider He Used to talk of the K's and the straps butttt my Nigga: the only thing you put to shame is Andres' Hat heres a thought: Sunscreen..trust, give it a whirl says hes a man of letters but SPF just doesnt exist in his world
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 05-19-2018 at 08:09 AM. |
05-15-2018, 12:24 PM | #3 |
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look @ this rodeo bitch thinking he on some romeo shit
i was gonna key a fast 5, but hes more like the fgt in tokyo drift holdin NO cash, still his alone ass awkwardly rises that mirror clearly opens.. n so does the prozac bottle behind it every morn u stretch ur legs, then wet ur jagged gape u brush ur teeth w/ crest. n use that thing on ur head to flag a mate no one would designate u to hunt. in ur present state, u in trouble obv. every buck'll get away but how tf did u get away w/ that buckle barc? all beast. dont even START on me, geek a little donnybrooks outta the question if u listen to garth on repeat not only will this verse eat u, itll delete ur remaining pull the only thing attainable in ya near future is ur dream to attain a bull run dude, or ima change stance and done u like a bad song.. knock u tf out after a light switch, next to the one u wipe ur ass on ohhhhh my bad. u lack cash n past assets u aint just blue collar... u also blue jeans, black hat & whack glasses ur chomps are all sorts of fucked n of course im not a hater dog.. but next time u get work done to ur mouth, enforce a fckn labor law i aint even blowing smoke. holy bro, the shits bad ur set collected enuff yellow film to bring coldplay's only hit back twenty
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Dummies finna die if they coming into mine boastin Twin glocks'll spark. Waterpark; everybody running when the slides open Last edited by Barcotic; 05-16-2018 at 04:20 PM. |
05-16-2018, 05:10 PM | #4 |
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18, why not....
okayy metal mouth let’s start off on the right foot of this snuff.. ya teeth were so Crooked i bet Zelph woulda tried to put em in cuffs Inc wanted a faggot to roast so this pussy was quickly marked.. boysss straight out the Heart of Dixie & CLEARLY it’s dicks-he hearts the big Antebellum show is tonight & you can bet he’s goin' crazy.. congrats Broke, for the first time EVER you finally got ready for a Lady Mr. Steal yo Girl?! please.. it’s obvious you’re a queer & emo.. u won’t Wrestler from me just cuz u resemble JBL after a year of chemo know how NC knows ur steady jerkin & never motor brassiers?! you literally posted a bathroom pic with you're jizz all over the mirror the right hand'll put em down if this fairy keeps chirpin.. why you always talkin like a street kid pussy.. you barely Keith Urban listen Maverick i know Nowitzki well, i cross my heart that it’s true.. & while i’m riding in Dierks Bentley ur stuck lookin like part of their crew is the floor always soakin wet?! regardless, i’m merkin you dude.. rip em off the shower walls all you want Broke, it's still curtains for you raise the Dessy, aim it steady you can get all of this work.. i was puttin the 'Eagle to ya Chest' longgg before I saw that Hollister shirt Last edited by Blue Bayou; 05-18-2018 at 08:44 PM. |
05-16-2018, 06:04 PM | #5 |
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Aw Naw Hell Naw! Get that outfit the fuck outta here! Lady Antebellum is on his monthly planner
But really it looks like he got a youtube channel & just did a cover for Nelly’s “Country Grammar” Just to past time, his cheap ass wears K-Mart sunglasses at night but I’m eluding the factors My pastime is to eat rappers...this nigga so Broke...I bet he eats the food including the wrappers Speaking of eating...I guarantee no bitch would ever let you eat her out with them long braces So nothing was fishy when he came up with shit...on his lip...looking for love in all the wrong places Boy, I’ll cock back the Hawk & Parrot with an Eagle then…fuck it, I’ve beaten his face in so far Why use a gun bar for his gay ass Seagull logo?...when I could just beat his ass with a Crowbar No need to bus you out, we know you metro as fuck. We could see that without Visine bottles So don’t think I’m not home on the range...I got more caps than all your unused hygiene bottles After this, he won’t be able to do anything G’d up...not even steal a soda...you heard me right? So if he says he’s switching plates...tell shit fingers he can’t even switch plates on his dirty light If I saw him outside...I’d slump him behind the wheel...horn blarin...it’s nothing about his headlight He’s playing himself...I mean he’s literally in the perfect position to get a shower from a lead pipe Your parents prolly said your special. Nobody is like you but honestly look at how your built man Even we know this kid looks like his dad, mom, uncle, cousin, neighbor...shit, even the milkman You’ll get tilt fam...this banana buffin, worm burpin, turkey tosser obviously aims at what’s nearer My advice is the next time you take a selfie make sure to clean those cum stains on your mirror
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Bang Bang. Don Demarco. It's shit like that.... Last edited by BodySnatcher; 05-17-2018 at 01:57 PM. |
05-21-2018, 10:54 PM | #6 |
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U at rodeos, bars, & dance halls <- safe places separate from blacks ^Dog u only hit up squeaky clean white spots & ur mirror's a reflection of that On a mission man, sharks outo so i gotta shoot, its simple fam Boy Overbites & ima have the Metal straighten em out like his dentists plan This bitch gettin dolled up!? Lolll yo man-cards already got cut.. 'Open Bottle Law' mann it should b illegal to own that many feminine products & Look at this fuckin herb, crotch area show u packin nothin nerd Ironic ur from the 'Bible Belt' & bitches pray before they unbuckle yours Shit kicker dont throw hands in scraps, inbred hick really handicapped.. If u took a Bump-Kin it's been dabbed by that Clearasil in front on ur Cabinet jack His paws shotgun this clowns grippin? nahh i come thru w/a pound liftin I hit a wholee range if shit go down pimpin. U point @ beef when Cow Tippin Ya dumbass stressin, type nigga to get played cuz boy a drab texan Bet a 'Southern Belle Curve' u cuz ur IQ falls on the low end of THAT spectrum Mama's boy here has alll the hate, creepy m'fer who stalks his dates Closest u been to steamy shower scene is angrily stabbin broads. U Norman Bates Bruh i'll get guns involved, bring it to the mean streets & see u run in awe Ur punk ass wanna 'Crawl back to the Simple Life'. that's Pauly Shore in son in law Bust @ ur dome so blood pours in ya hat. im killin this faggot.. It aint a Glacier Water Station when I squeeze the Pump to fill up a Gallon Last edited by Saint; 05-22-2018 at 04:31 AM. |
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barc won, inf cheating again, no he didnt lol, vbarc |
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