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05-23-2018, 02:34 PM
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Finally broke down and bought a gun
.. keep in stashed in my nightstand so if anyone ever breaks in I can shoot myself in the head to avoid meeting new people
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05-23-2018, 02:36 PM
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What you get
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05-23-2018, 02:36 PM
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Solid reason for gun ownership
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05-23-2018, 02:45 PM
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But I already had a gun, how is that possible self?
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05-23-2018, 02:47 PM
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Yeah no it’s just a joke I thought was funny.
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05-23-2018, 02:47 PM
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Make it top 3 and you have a deal
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05-23-2018, 03:26 PM
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Sarcasm shouldn't be used to jokingly admit you're a pussy
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05-23-2018, 03:51 PM
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Quote:
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05-23-2018, 03:54 PM
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seems valid.
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05-24-2018, 09:59 AM
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I dig
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05-25-2018, 04:27 AM
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wow nice joke, 1999
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