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08-07-2014, 10:25 PM
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neckties
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 1,629
Battle Record: 43-19
Champed - BA Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 20816224   |
whats your best pick up line?
mine is..
Excuse me, u dropped something. (She looks around herself) then i say "my jaw". Works everytime. Great icebreaker |
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08-07-2014, 10:25 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2014
Posts: 159
Battle Record: 1-1
Rep Power: 3922020 |
I say hi
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08-07-2014, 10:29 PM
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SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 13,052
Battle Record: 2-5
Champed - AOWL Season 2
Rep Power: 85899406 |
"I'm PancakeBrah from Netcees"
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If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me? |
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08-07-2014, 10:31 PM
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Razor-thin derision
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,422
Battle Record: 40-25
Accomplishments - OM HOF
Champed - Fight Night LIV
- Gimmick Battle League (2x)
- Write Week II
- Art of Writing League
- Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament
- STI
- Haiku Writer Challenge
- GWL Picture Challenge(2x)
Rep Power: 49604317 |
"I wish you'd swallow my seed, because there's something so natural about you."
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08-07-2014, 10:32 PM
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Leave you flatlined.
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 5,110
Battle Record: 12-9
Champed - Site Diss 2013
- Tag Team Tournament III
Rep Power: 0   |
I hand her my phone & tell her to put her # in it.
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08-07-2014, 10:32 PM
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DA GOD
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Canton Ohio
Posts: 12,362
Battle Record: 1-0
Champed - Beat Battle II
- Beat Battle V
- Beat Bags
Rep Power: 84181417 |
yo can i get a ride tho???
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EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS |
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08-07-2014, 10:35 PM
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neckties
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 1,629
Battle Record: 43-19
Champed - BA Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 20816224 |
Lol i was at WonderCon a couple years ago and this beautiful young lady was dressed as Kitana from Mortal Kombat. I asked her who she was, she said Kitana.. so i said "get over here!". She was like thats so cute
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08-07-2014, 10:36 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678  |
this gun has one ubllet in it, we can play russian roullete or i can kill u have sex with me plz
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08-07-2014, 10:37 PM
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Leave you flatlined.
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 5,110
Battle Record: 12-9
Champed - Site Diss 2013
- Tag Team Tournament III
Rep Power: 0 |
I ask her if she's got raisins, she'll say no. Then I'll ask for her name & number.
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03-27-2019, 04:05 PM
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I'm UPset
Join Date: Feb 2018
Posts: 1,705
Rep Power: 9888957 |
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03-27-2019, 04:09 PM
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DA GOD
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Canton Ohio
Posts: 12,362
Battle Record: 1-0
Champed - Beat Battle II
- Beat Battle V
- Beat Bags
Rep Power: 84181417 |
"how much you pay for rent tho"
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EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS |
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03-27-2019, 04:17 PM
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Ukrainian Howlitzers
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,091
Battle Record: 41-24
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - NBL Season 3
- Alias Tournament II
- Fight Night XLVIII
- Fight Night XXV
- Fight Night XV
- Fight Night (3x)
- Netcees Battle League (4x)
- NBL Tag Team Season 3
- Lyric Olympics
- 1-2 Punch League (3x)
- Battle Arena League (2x)
- Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
- BA Tag
- NPL Roast
- Netcees Pic League
Rep Power: 17502332 |
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I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip |
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03-27-2019, 04:31 PM
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BesT™
Join Date: Feb 2019
Posts: 596
Rep Power: 1628180 |
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03-27-2019, 04:35 PM
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Prayers won't help.
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Baltimore, Md
Posts: 851
Battle Record: 7-9
Rep Power: 16534019 |
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03-27-2019, 05:23 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2019
Posts: 2,034
Battle Record: 3-3
Rep Power: 0 |
Here's 25 bucks...you get the other 15 after I nut
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03-28-2019, 05:20 AM
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I'm UPset
Join Date: Feb 2018
Posts: 1,705
Rep Power: 9888957 |
na but really what i do is stroll up, make sure my eyebrow game is on, lick my lips and i say "don't make me turn this rape into a murder"
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A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too. |
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03-28-2019, 06:28 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 3,938
Battle Record: 3-3
Rep Power: 0 |
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
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03-28-2019, 06:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 3,938
Battle Record: 3-3
Rep Power: 0 |
Or, Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for...
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03-28-2019, 07:13 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,349
Battle Record: 0-1
Rep Power: 84181442 |
if I can make a dog cum I can make u cum, fella
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03-28-2019, 07:23 AM
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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Philly Cat.
Posts: 12,324
Battle Record: 10-15
Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x)
Champed - Netcees Writers League
- Write Week I
- Write Week 8
Rep Power: 50036758 |
"Wuddup mah, can i hit that raw?"
-geno
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