Mocking Vulgar & Pancakebrah styles

[Defy Gravity]

Pancakebrah & Vulgar Collabo



YouTube with some writing colleges
watching UFO sighting eating arby's
The coleslaw dish was slimily, but
the protein jump started me like car
keys
What would you do during an
invasion in our proximity?
Bitch I would.... (The rest was edited
out for lack of positivity)PB
Instead of cooperating I challenged
all my teammates
Other writers make my eyes roll with
envy like green skates
You're beneath me and I must single
you out or something similar
Seemingly against the peace treaty as
I brandish your accomplishments in
my signature
I leave work, earning a meager wage
to waste frivolous
The elements was poetry to me as I
play along like you were filming this
Broken bottles littered the sidewalk
while my atrocious presence...
Withered like open novels caught in
rain accumulation feeling closer to
heaven
I prance the pavement watching each
drop claim a home traitorous
The concrete's odor was rancid, as
rain tame my mobile measurements
I occupied my day with sci-fi journals
and a questionable bagel
The food contents ostracized my
nerves while my intestinal track was
the prelude
I made it home, sans an umbrella or
dry clothes
My stomach pains egging me on as I
collapsed to my bed eyes close
4 in da morning clock radio storming
of a large crowd
Congress dispersed National Guard,
riots broke, and the glass smashed
was so loud
News flash spoke so foul, a meteor
clashed with something in our orbit
If I’m seeing right, it was burning
rather awful afterwards it crashed into
our water
The object unidentified as the warm
rag cause a blur to my gentle eyes
The vessel open wide like a birth
canal, the newscaster’s outburst was
wild
Just the night previous, I viewed
Species so I might be dreaming
Of space demons with tentacles that
flair about like tassels on a ten speed
Indeed my nerves further intense as
the news camera inched in for a first
glimpse
By commercial break my clothes was
drenched like the spin cycle shifted
into rinse



Vulgar verse

ET eats water buffalos at subway
watching Seinfeld episodes
While Everclear intimidate every queer
as whitey ford discharge squib loads
And propaganda poster of discount
probing coupons
Made my pockets dismount and
unload moldy crotons
I can only watch Elvis impersonators
moonlight during Vegas acts
While Sigourney Weaver percolates to
new heights as aliens savor a new
snack
And the close encounter left its host
hosting flowers
As Pringles only can devourer one
Utz chip as lays noticeably cowards
But superman avoided all green
Gatorade drinking bottles
While Melvin the Martian lit a stick of
dynamite to make earth a negated
problem
Leaving my signing bonuses blown
like Nintendo cartages
With Gwenth Paltrows nose my
sinuses was clogged with Aresenio
Cartilage
Penning with invisible ink my ghost
writes paranormal activities
When the vessel opened it was an ad
for Hannibal lector’s homosapian
kidney beans

[Geno]

no, not even close
@zygote to thread

[dead man]

Lol

[Brain Thief]

Pure trash

[Lars]

lmao this was pretty amazing tbh

haters gon' hate though

[dull boy]

Satire is fun.

[Wise Wiggles]

The elements was poetry to me as I
play along like you were filming this
Broken bottles littered the sidewalk
while my atrocious presence...
Withered like open novels caught in
rain accumulation feeling closer to
heaven
I prance the pavement watching each
drop claim a home traitorous
The concrete's odor was rancid, as
rain tame my mobile measurements
I occupied my day with sci-fi journals
and a questionable bagel
The food contents ostracized my
nerves while my intestinal track was
the prelude
I made it home, sans an umbrella or
dry clothes
My stomach pains egging me on as I
collapsed to my bed eyes close

^lullllzzzz

[PancakeBrah]

This was poorly done and poorly written.

[Defy Gravity]

Uppin! @Brain Thief go in depth

[Defy Gravity]

My Topicals>Anything From @PancakeBrah

Because i'm so fucking deep!

[PancakeBrah]

your record against me would indicate otherwise.

as would your lack of talent.

[Defy Gravity]

motha fuck you lost 8 times..i got a no show lost on my record...

[PancakeBrah]

word. 7 are no-shows. and that's cute that you care about text records in 2013

and i beat you.

lol

[Defy Gravity]

Please that wack as shit you wrote was no where near as good as my verse..

you litterally wrote 3 lines, that shit was insulting

[PancakeBrah]

cool. im going to stop responding to you. nice loss.