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03-16-2018, 11:56 AM | #1 |
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Aero, Orc, Blue Bayou, Muff, Cashius, Karaoke, Pulse, Schad, Resin Mic, 2011 Barcotic,
We're the only elite tiers left still battling. There's top tier like Allen Knight, Cred & Alvin Karpis then there's elite tier where only the best in the entire world at this specific craft still remain. So there's roughly about 10 of us & we battle occasoinally here and there whenever we get bored but let's be honest, we're not creating magic. We're sitting on our hands.
Do you see a common thread with all of us? All single (not married) with no kids. That means we've dedicated our life to this craft. How is it that Orc being a solid 8.1 in looks 8.6 if he's in a tailored suit has no progeny? It's FUCKING DEDICATION. Be that it may, we all need to start having kids soon otherwise text is really dead. Could you imagine Amen's kids being the face of text or Bag's daughter being the new Deliciousgirl? I have an idea for us to really go out with a bang. It is a rare moment in time that 10 elite tiers are battling and on the same site at that. We need to capture this. We need to create magic. What should we do? Should we do a 10 person all in one battle? Let's rack our brains. Only reply if you were listed in the thread title. Top tiers and mid tiers keep doing your thing in these leagues. Big ups to @Infiltrate graduating to lower top tier and being in two big battles simultaneously. I @'ed you but don't reply please. Let's get to work fellas, time is short. Again, non elites do not reply I probably won't respond. @Muff @King Karaoke @Cashius @Blue Bayou @Orc @Pinot Grij @Barcotic @Resin M-I-C
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03-16-2018, 11:59 AM | #2 | |
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You’re not elite tier
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03-16-2018, 12:00 PM | #3 |
Bags will be avenged
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Lol ur horrible
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03-16-2018, 12:07 PM | #4 |
Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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Real talk tho, my brother & sister just told Me, I should have a kid before 30, so I've got time.
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03-16-2018, 12:07 PM | #5 |
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lmao @ 2011 Barcotic though
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03-16-2018, 12:38 PM | #6 |
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Me and 2crip drafting up a diss for all of you w/ my man @Darker Ego on the 1's & 2's
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03-16-2018, 12:40 PM | #7 |
The Biggest
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03-16-2018, 12:48 PM | #8 |
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You need a pregnancy pact. All need to knock up chicks at about the same time. Then you can work together to train your spawns in the ancient art of text battling. Then put them all against each other in a no holds barred text battle royale ton the death. When the dust clears there will only be one child left, just as the prophecy said. That child will be the best text battler to ever Grace the internet battle ranks.
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03-16-2018, 12:49 PM | #9 |
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You used to be funny.
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03-16-2018, 12:51 PM | #10 |
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So you can be elite tier with a even battle record? Not being a smart ass but I'd assume someone like Orc or Lars with a 16-1 ratio would be elite tier. So y'all don't have God Tier yet?
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03-16-2018, 01:04 PM | #11 |
Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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Shut up.
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03-16-2018, 01:05 PM | #12 |
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03-16-2018, 01:08 PM | #13 | |
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You'll know when the time is right. Now is the time to be building yourself and your career so you can be a great provider. But to be honest you can't build a career and be great at text simultaneously. It doesn't happen. One has to suffer.
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03-16-2018, 01:17 PM | #14 |
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YO IM IN THE FUCKING HOF AND BEAT ALL THOSE IDIOTS MINUS 2 PUT SUM FUCKING RESPECK ON MY NAME U FUCKIN HIGH YELLA PANFACE MUTT FAGOT
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03-16-2018, 01:21 PM | #15 |
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NOW
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03-16-2018, 01:23 PM | #16 |
GOAT
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I considered you because of your resume and your thoughts on the wall janitor line but I felt it would lessen the integrity having a guy who almost single handed ruined text. I'll respond to you though, the other non elites don't deserve my attention.
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03-16-2018, 01:26 PM | #17 |
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if Orc wasn't spearheading the current text wave id put a bullet in text forever just to spite u.
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03-16-2018, 01:29 PM | #18 |
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Glad I wasn't ask you. I was asking Orc lmao ol can't break his even record ass looking face
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03-16-2018, 01:37 PM | #20 | |
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