05-29-2013, 03:58 PM | #1 |
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the first time you discovered masterbation.
Ah..
I remember me and my cousins used to watch porn(they were much older like 4-6 years) and I would get so turned on but I woudn't know what to do I had this built up sex drive... One day I was about 10-11 I had this doll and I would rub it against my penis just experimenting and it felt good. skip the whole doll phase... I realized then it wasn't the doll that made me feel good but the up and down movement in my foreskin. There birthed my knowledge on masterbation..
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05-29-2013, 04:25 PM | #2 |
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it scared me.
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05-29-2013, 04:46 PM | #3 |
been that, done there.
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watching porn without knowing how to masturbate is like challenging someone to a showdown without ever having fired a gun
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05-29-2013, 04:51 PM | #4 |
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05-29-2013, 04:55 PM | #5 |
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Thanks for the material.
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05-29-2013, 04:57 PM | #6 |
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lol.
I read about it in "Private Parts" by Howard Stern.
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05-29-2013, 04:58 PM | #7 |
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Man idgaf I'm man enough to share my young experiences
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05-29-2013, 05:15 PM | #8 |
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And everyone here is man enough to judge them for you.
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05-29-2013, 05:16 PM | #9 |
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Good thing I don't battle :D so flame on!
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05-29-2013, 06:04 PM | #10 |
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Everyones yanked the crank
Weird theard but thas coo |
05-29-2013, 06:59 PM | #11 |
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Yo this is the theard theard that I've seen thats gay from this dude
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05-29-2013, 07:05 PM | #12 |
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literally, as far back as i can remember i was diddling myself yo.
my earliest memories is diddling myself. i came out the womb with my hand on my DICK now i can't remember if i got BONERS or not tho. im not sure how that works. i would beat off till it got real sensitive. like i wouldnt jizz i was like 4 or something yo. but word yall some late bloomers YO |
05-29-2013, 07:26 PM | #13 |
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Internet or friends
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05-29-2013, 07:34 PM | #14 |
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Word, not to mention OP was playing with dolls as a 10-11 year old boy. Wtf @ that.
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05-29-2013, 07:49 PM | #15 |
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05-29-2013, 09:34 PM | #16 |
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Itwasn't a doll it was a teddy bear. Ripped a hole through that mf
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05-29-2013, 09:42 PM | #17 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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05-30-2013, 12:19 AM | #18 |
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so in short;
op had a teddy bear at 10 who he use to stick his peanut in. great thread bro |
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they'll give out material for punches in battles. lol i can only imagine how everyone else found out o.o mine was pretty normal.
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05-30-2013, 02:22 AM | #20 |
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I think I just saw porn and instinctively started jerkin it. Doesn't take much figuring out, you get horny and you touch your dick.
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