06-27-2022, 07:53 PM | #1 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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UserName vs Eviction - USER WINS
Netcees SOL Season II Week 1 Due Thursday, Jun 30th Minimum - 8 lines Max - 12 lines 24hr ext given on request NO biting NO swaying NO feeding You MUST check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls @UserName @Eviction |
06-27-2022, 08:07 PM | #2 |
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06-27-2022, 10:00 PM | #3 |
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06-30-2022, 02:17 PM | #4 |
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Ext just until I get on pc
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06-30-2022, 05:19 PM | #5 |
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Username, is not a factor, the shit I drop requires body checks; caskets.
The shit you been dropping is more foul than Johnny Depp’s mattress. Your bitch is pro-life, hoe might choose the option most cost-effective. U being incompetent saves a baby’s life, that in itself is a contraceptive. You’re lower case at best’ there’s no upperhand after this fag’s roasted. We prefer real talk, u more cap, than the fucking verse that bag’s posted. Your family life is dicey’ that’s the reason you’re soft, and acting harder. Gender transition? Word! U surrounded by fake pussy like travis barker. |
07-01-2022, 09:12 AM | #6 | |
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07-01-2022, 05:18 PM | #7 |
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Choose death, because I’m only coming from the meanest angle
Bitches never let you busboy, unless they’ve left & you clean the table Heard you live in your families basement and order lunches & the only thing reproducing down there is the mold spores and fungus Parents know you’re fat, but they feel miniscule guilt When your mom makes pigs in a blanket, she just gives you a quilt Truthfully, you live the life of a fat lonely hoarder While my name gets more clicks than DOUBLE MEAT on ur hoagie order
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07-01-2022, 09:08 PM | #8 | ||
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07-01-2022, 11:04 PM | #9 |
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The shit you been dropping is more foul than Johnny Depp’s mattress. This sucked ass Your bitch is pro-life, hoe might choose the option most cost-effective. U being incompetent saves a baby’s life, that in itself is a contraceptive. This was ok You’re lower case at best’ there’s no upperhand after this fag’s roasted. We prefer real talk, u more cap, than the fucking verse that bag’s posted. Ok.. Your family life is dicey’ that’s the reason you’re soft, and acting harder. Gender transition? Word! U surrounded by fake pussy like travis barker. How is Travis barker surrounded by fake pussy?.... The father in law?....I'm lost....this sucked Now to user Choose death, because I’m only coming from the meanest angle Bitches never let you busboy, unless they’ve left & you clean the table Lmao Heard you live in your families basement and order lunches & the only thing reproducing down there is the mold spores and fungus Yuck...disgusting...I hate you Parents know you’re fat, but they feel miniscule guilt When your mom makes pigs in a blanket, she just gives you a quilt Lmaooo Truthfully, you live the life of a fat lonely hoarder While my name gets more clicks than DOUBLE MEAT on ur hoagie order Haha Vote username. |
07-01-2022, 11:57 PM | #10 |
low tide in serotonin bay
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Eviction had a couple of okay bars, contraceptive and all cap was decent. I think with us topical dudes we haven’t been around the scene enough to know what’s a fresh concept. Plus the whole game is different in text battling, and I think you’re definitely a fish out of water here. Just study the greats and watch what they do
User verse was dope enjoyed everything but the closer which was kind of on the nose, I mean it was alright but not up to par with the rest of the verse. All comedy and it was a good read User got this off consistency, Evic reeks like a topical artist and needs to up his game a bit V/User |
07-02-2022, 09:00 AM | #11 |
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You’re lower case at best’ there’s no upperhand after this fag’s roasted.
We prefer real talk, u more cap, than the fucking verse that bag’s posted. This was okish Vs Users first three bars were nice User takes this |
07-02-2022, 02:13 PM | #12 |
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Evic: Caps line was okish. Opener was a miss imo current events are fine but need a good flip to land imo
User got it w/ pigs an spores lines, cleaner wording here too. humor was effortless. Vote User |
07-02-2022, 02:41 PM | #13 |
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Username, is not a factor, the shit I drop requires body checks; caskets.
The shit you been dropping is more foul than Johnny Depp’s mattress. this just aight @ best Your bitch is pro-life, hoe might choose the option most cost-effective. U being incompetent saves a baby’s life, that in itself is a contraceptive. nah You’re lower case at best’ there’s no upperhand after this fag’s roasted. We prefer real talk, u more cap, than the fucking verse that bag’s posted. decent Your family life is dicey’ that’s the reason you’re soft, and acting harder. Gender transition? Word! U surrounded by fake pussy like travis barker. I ain't gon lie I really didnt get what u were tryna do here vs Choose death, because I’m only coming from the meanest angle Bitches never let you busboy, unless they’ve left & you clean the table aight Heard you live in your families basement and order lunches & the only thing reproducing down there is the mold spores and fungus nah Parents know you’re fat, but they feel miniscule guilt When your mom makes pigs in a blanket, she just gives you a quilt heard this before tho lol Truthfully, you live the life of a fat lonely hoarder While my name gets more clicks than DOUBLE MEAT on ur hoagie order comedy User had the more entertaining verse here, he gets this. vote - username |
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