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Old 03-19-2019, 09:03 PM   #1
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Lars vs Sharp - Self Diss Battle

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I just write the mags
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I just write the mags

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All the self-hatred it comes with

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Old 03-19-2019, 09:06 PM   #2
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Lars (vs Lars):

lmao here’s the mystery.. ur married, but still weird as shit to me
you’s the type writer to kill that bitch like the scene from Misery
aint clear ur history before logging off and so you lost your job
horror nerd into torture porn.. this faggot BDSM Night Shyamalan
u watch a lot of crazy fucked up shit that’s messed up for sure
live action octopus rape manga ain’t what most ppl tentacle porn
bet u have morguegasms to penile torture n dismemberin queer folk
but disgusting privates where talk of ‘em should of ended you weirdo
bein obsessed with Romero explains why ur verses so awful in text
i see ‘em all full of no brainers to gun down like it’s Dawn Of The Dead


Sharp (Vs Sharp):

Wrote so many mags but youre trash. Shits pretty queer, bro
How did you post so many memorable bars but write all of zero?
N you’re engaged? Virgin liar. The deception’s gettin stale n lame
If a bitch even touched you, itd break every bone in your scrawny faggot frame
Worked to death for text rap shit but no one cares about your crap, bitch
Fucking loser. You can’t fit in anywhere but the ‘big n tall’ section of GAP kids
A month as Cynic >>> Sharp even wit that 50 win count
couldn’t make a name for yourself without making a new fucking account
Your league sucks. Gonna kill this hobby outright
Text's SOL with you at the helm... Actually, that sounds about right
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Old 03-20-2019, 04:35 AM   #3
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lmao here’s the mystery.. ur married, but still weird as shit to me
you’s the type writer to kill that bitch like the scene from Misery
clever wording to make this work, very smooth
aint clear ur history before logging off and so you lost your job
horror nerd into torture porn.. this faggot BDSM Night Shyamalan
dead @ BDSM Night Shyamalan. Did you actually lose your job over this?!
u watch a lot of crazy fucked up shit that’s messed up for sure
live action octopus rape manga ain’t what most ppl tentacle porn
lmao that's good
bet u have morguegasms to penile torture n dismemberin queer folk
but disgusting privates where talk of ‘em should of ended you weirdo
solid
bein obsessed with Romero explains why ur verses so awful in text
i see ‘em all full of no brainers to gun down like it’s Dawn Of The Dead
Cool


Wrote so many mags but youre trash. Shits pretty queer, bro
How did you post so many memorable bars but write all of zero?
heh, cool
N you’re engaged? Virgin liar. The deception’s gettin stale n lame
If a bitch even touched you, itd break every bone in your scrawny faggot frame
If this was a reg battle I'd call this just OK, but you talking about yourself like this makes it a lot more amusing
Worked to death for text rap shit but no one cares about your crap, bitch
Fucking loser. You can’t fit in anywhere but the ‘big n tall’ section of GAP kids
lmaoooooo this is brutal. fuck.
A month as Cynic >>> Sharp even wit that 50 win count
couldn’t make a name for yourself without making a new fucking account
decent, but predictable and account/make a name not a super fresh wp
Your league sucks. Gonna kill this hobby outright
Text's SOL with you at the helm... Actually, that sounds about right
pretty good


Lmao you both went INNNNN on yourselves. This was dope. Enjoyed the heck out of both verses. Great job guys. GAP kids was LOTB to me, hilarious and a harrrrrrd hitting punch. That said, I gotta give it to Lars for a more consistently strong verse overall.

v/ Lars
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Old 03-20-2019, 05:40 AM   #4
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lmao here’s the mystery.. ur married, but still weird as shit to me
you’s the type writer to kill that bitch like the scene from Misery
lol cool
aint clear ur history before logging off and so you lost your job
horror nerd into torture porn.. this faggot BDSM Night Shyamalan
nah
u watch a lot of crazy fucked up shit that’s messed up for sure
live action octopus rape manga ain’t what most ppl tentacle porn
that wordplay is a huge reach and doesn’t work with the american tongue, but for the sake of language barriers I’ll give it to ya. Decent here
bet u have morguegasms to penile torture n dismemberin queer folk
but disgusting privates where talk of ‘em should of ended you weirdo
nah
bein obsessed with Romero explains why ur verses so awful in text
i see ‘em all full of no brainers to gun down like it’s Dawn Of The Dead
alright


Vs


Wrote so many mags but youre trash. Shits pretty queer, bro
How did you post so many memorable bars but write all of zero?
lol nice
N you’re engaged? Virgin liar. The deception’s gettin stale n lame
If a bitch even touched you, itd break every bone in your scrawny faggot frame
decent here
Worked to death for text rap shit but no one cares about your crap, bitch
Fucking loser. You can’t fit in anywhere but the ‘big n tall’ section of GAP kids
not feelin it
A month as Cynic >>> Sharp even wit that 50 win count
couldn’t make a name for yourself without making a new fucking account
ok
Your league sucks. Gonna kill this hobby outright
Text's SOL with you at the helm... Actually, that sounds about right
solid closer, nice lol


Lars verse felt like a topical in almost every line, wasn’t really feelin the self disses in that, some wordplays also a stretch. Sharps was better and might’ve hit better because it was mostly more current shit. Not the biggest fan of this battle concept but sharp had the better verse imo.


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Old 03-21-2019, 09:16 PM   #5
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I'll vote later but just want to say this was a fire battle but having in-depth knowledge on certain angles I can't see how my vote would be fair. Sharp had some great stuff like the scrawny frame line but it took me about ten minutes to compose myself after that tentacle line. FML.
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Old 04-03-2019, 11:57 PM   #6
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lmao here’s the mystery.. ur married, but still weird as shit to me
you’s the type writer to kill that bitch like the scene from Misery

ok cool opener

aint clear ur history before logging off and so you lost your job
horror nerd into torture porn.. this faggot BDSM Night Shyamalan

BDSM Night.. eh. k

u watch a lot of crazy fucked up shit that’s messed up for sure
live action octopus rape manga ain’t what most ppl tentacle porn

worse than moral compass for sure loool call.. cull or cool. maaaybe in an UK accent but not USA bud. Still it was ok that said all things considered it was creative

bet u have morguegasms to penile torture n dismemberin queer folk
but disgusting privates where talk of ‘em should of ended you weirdo

tired angle but alright not bad

bein obsessed with Romero explains why ur verses so awful in text
i see ‘em all full of no brainers to gun down like it’s Dawn Of The Dead

decent ender


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Wrote so many mags but youre trash. Shits pretty queer, bro
How did you post so many memorable bars but write all of zero?

ok easy but fitting opener

N you’re engaged? Virgin liar. The deception’s gettin stale n lame
If a bitch even touched you, itd break every bone in your scrawny faggot frame

eh too simple for me

Worked to death for text rap shit but no one cares about your crap, bitch
Fucking loser. You can’t fit in anywhere but the ‘big n tall’ section of GAP kids

Cool. thought it coukdve been better w/ ' fill in the GAP' or something..

A month as Cynic >>> Sharp even wit that 50 win count
couldn’t make a name for yourself without making a new fucking account

seen these angles before seems old.. just ok. relevant i guess

Your league sucks. Gonna kill this hobby outright
Text's SOL with you at the helm... Actually, that sounds about right

cool closer wording maybe could have been a lil better


V - TIE Close though. I hate these. It could go either way as I'm not really for this type of gimmick battle.
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Old 05-02-2019, 08:07 AM   #7
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let’s get this voted up and closed already
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Old 05-02-2019, 11:55 AM   #8
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V/Lars tbh
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Old 05-13-2019, 07:11 PM   #9
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wordplay-Lars
Opener- Lars
Closer-Sharp

Both did amazing drop

Lars verse a lil bit more smoother compare to Sharp


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Old 05-13-2019, 11:35 PM   #10
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Lars wins 2-1-1
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