03-19-2020, 05:22 PM | #1 |
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Note: I wrote this in a pharmacy while waiting for my prescription lol... Sometimes when inspiration strikes you just have to go with it.
Bayer with me... "I don't do drugs. I am drugs." - Salvador Dali ...... Sir... Sir... ? Here's my tirade on the drug trade, from heroin to methamphetamines Bought off the black market, it's like the Pot calling the Ketamine God Speed, I caught you At-a-van buying Perks at your leisure Now you about to Sudafeds like illegal search and seizure War shipped like Viking-dens, no space for Hash-tags you all love I only got clean on Bath Salts after being dragged through the mud Clear the air with the man upstairs, here's an Oxy moron for clean-addicts Go pop Valium in the valley... you won't need wonderland to Cialis Screw who takes Aleve of absence, most a Demerol cowards Morphine makes more fiends after those placebo's devoured If I need a pharm-acist like a field hand Weed be growin' for hours But I don't want to be left-hooked from what's over the counter My Lip-it-tore from being bit so hard, I just Ambien honest You an Aspirin'-artist but I-boo-pro-fin's like the Miami Dolphins When billed prescriptions are finally doctored enough to get your fill... You'll temp'll-rarely be on fire, too bad it had only Benadryl You anti-biotic so death is sealed, now you tetris-cyclin' down so fast Keep a mellow-tone-in-fact, I'm a pro and that's just how Prozac I'm only popping caps if the bottle snaps, that's hard for kids to twist Subtract civilians and Advil'ns like a hero's arch nemesis But I can only disregard the symptoms if it starts addictive quips You chase Barbiturates with hard liquor, so if there's a bar-bitch-you-it Now Adderall up like addition and what did you get? Probably an early onset illness like John Ritter's death It's best two-free-base after 8 balls, and you might just sling them Celebrex-it to the public and Withdrawal like the United Kingdom At night glistenin' like Nitroglycerin, too dazed to deal with it urgently Don't need Claritin allergies currently to declare-it-an emergency Your need'll Nick-a-teen like razors with that first shaving cream Guess there will always be-side effects like how actors fake green screens There's no need for Codein the floor, you trip since I'm Tylenol of it Now I got some Tramadol like mourning a child lost to SIDS Trauma-doll? Meh it fits, I'll just kidnap Rocks and shit Making inflammatory re-marks like acne, I must be on Naproxen's script Approximate diagnosis, I'll die with asymptomatic notions too Bet you use your Aunty as an antidepressant... antidote over you Cure-ious but so true, applied to any topical I'm so specific Not into the heavy stuff cuz my Hydro-cord-is-zone restricted Meaning I make light of it, now I'm drug-free like I was trapped man But that's my Ritalin-side-talking like an enigmatic package to Batman I have to half a Lorazepam to lessen my lore around town I slipped you a roofy high on Zo-loft, then I Toradol down Got your online fix like app ointments, all you can apply is Neosporin I'll take you back to the real world, you know the one where Neo's-poor-in Some rob a drug store after drugs-tore through their last sense But going on the Lamisil-ly, drugs are a drag when you passed tense We all know you Special, K? You narc on narcotics that can heal I took a Dilaudid to not feel and now I'm much lauded in my field To borrow from the late Robin Williams when he was standing up... Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs And if you wondering what I use four-relief? Acyclovir for luck Low and behold we nothing but smugglers... So just say no to what? Sir! Ah! Sorry sir but your prescription's done, want to come right up? Let's discuss this fast while under masks, this is some sight huh? Coronavirus is going viral, I could be dead when sun rise comes But we all gotta go eventually, even Atlas at one time shrugged Can't give fist bumps like knucks, it's bring a knife to a gun fight dumb But we must succumb to social distancing and limit our one on ones So if we get behind a wall and leave everyone behind and stuck... Then at some point don't we have to admit that Trump's right? Fuck Time to demand Asylum; Aliens spread disasters through Earth But we don't need to be straight edge to "flatten the curve" It's your prerogative to turn this positive, but keep it to your inner circle Until this planet's deserted you'll never hear 'you look better in person' Dinner is served kid, the COVID-19 winter's eternal Satellites burn up, all that remains is what's written in journals Kind of like what you're holding, I saw you over there writing Care to share what it was all about? ... Nah, nothing exciting I saw you underlining... Yeah, well the underlying factor remains I don't share unless I post it to boards like passenger planes That's insane, a zombie outbreak is underway and that's what's important? Label me morbid but we're dying during a toilet paper shortage! Haven't you heard all the reporting? Everyone's actually hoarding! They should probably quarantine YOU! How's THAT for a story? *4 seconds of awkward silence* Can I just have my prescription please? Uh, yeah certainly. Sorry. I'm outta here.
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03-19-2020, 09:57 PM | #2 |
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Fuckin' hell! Lol...This is bonkers bro, I'll be back to give feed just gotta digest it first.
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03-19-2020, 10:33 PM | #3 |
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I feel like I should like your writing, but I don't. It feels devoid of emotion and purely academic. It's a mixture of your wordplay style (basic af) combined with the length of your pieces (indicating purpose and effort) that rub me the wrong way as a writer who prides himself on honesty.
It's dishonest in it's insecurity, or to put another way, it's done in a way that seems too deliberate to be so empty. This is more feedback than I've given a piece in a while. That in of itself says something, and I think it's that I see dedication to the craft, but lacking in what I personally enjoy. *pat on the back* |
03-19-2020, 11:01 PM | #4 |
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a lot of lame wordplays
I-boo-pro-fin's like the Miami Dolphins and the one where Neo's-poor-in were the two worst |
03-20-2020, 01:42 AM | #5 |
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you know ricky williams smoked abunch of weed ricky williams was a dumb for not going back to miami dolphins...
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03-20-2020, 01:58 AM | #6 |
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Half genius half troll lol
I fuck with the premise and found this entertaining
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03-30-2020, 07:07 PM | #11 |
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Thing i like about a Universe piece is you COMMIT to whatever you're doing, you keep the punches rolling knowing that there'll definitely be some misses here and there but you just don't let up and i admire that. Think my favorite bars came right in a row
"You anti-biotic so death is sealed, now you tetris-cyclin' down so fast Keep a mellow-tone-in-fact, I'm a pro and that's just how Prozac I'm only popping caps if the bottle snaps, that's hard for kids to twist Subtract civilians and Advil'ns like a hero's arch nemesis" Liked the last little narrative on the coronavirus as well was a nice change of pace from the rapid fire of the first verse. Hit me up to collab sometime i think we could do something dope |
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I HAD THIS IDEA A LONG TIME UNIVERSE NICE YOU DROPPED B4 ME OR PHARAO ON IT |
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