Week 8: Sinacog vs Machete Jo - MJ WINS

Saint · 03-04-2020, 11:33 AM

You all know the rules, but if you need reminding go look at the stickied rule thread. Records updated in rankings.

DUE Sunday, @Sinacog @Machete Jo

Sinacog · 03-09-2020, 12:45 PM

I’ll burn you to confetti; you faggot; you couldn’t eat strings with spaghetti!
You couldn’t book talent with the setting; you couldn’t ‘cut coke’ with a machete!

Machete Jo · 03-09-2020, 05:25 PM

This final fantasy faggot. Bet Pegasus pegging him’s the fruity porn his ass clicks
He rid into battle on a sybian saddle with a unicorn attachment.

Kill Spree · 03-09-2020, 06:12 PM

Another sin battle where sin does t even diss his opponent.

Jo I liked this angle of calling him a faggot!

V/jo

Inno · 03-10-2020, 11:09 AM

I got jo

Cog with tax or sharp multis didn’t do enough this week

Jabari Black · 03-10-2020, 02:16 PM

lmaooo this battle is horrible.

If you completely ignor everything else in the punch, the couldnt cut coke with a machete is kinda a coherent punch. I cut coke/literally cut coke is trash, but it ain’t trash trash. Rest of the punch was fuckery.

No this shit was trash too. Kinda OD’d on the yay stuff imo but I guess if you use your imagination it’s kinda funny. This was really a ping though just kinda a humorous statement bar.

Pains me to say this but I got Sin winning in an absolute pillow fight of a battle. Cut coke is actually a punch (elementary but still) so i my to Sin for...punching...

Blue Bayou · 03-10-2020, 02:41 PM

Battle of the season

I got Jo here for the comedy factor , rid/Sybian tie in and a great 5 syllable multi

Sinnercog · 03-10-2020, 03:44 PM

I’ve got Sinacog here with the Machete tie-in

hood classic fo sho

Adverse · 03-11-2020, 08:03 PM

I got Jo here but didn't really think much of either bar. Sinacog might have gotten this in my eyes if he came with as coherent of a punch as he has been the last couple weeks but think Jo edged it in a very shaky battle

V/Machete

FGR · 03-11-2020, 10:30 PM

Vote machete.. better bar but that's not saying much

Ouch · 03-11-2020, 10:53 PM

I can't vote because of either references... so I can't really say

but I can say when I first joined up and saw machete jo who's some sort of alt or something... I Was like yo he ripped it I don't want to fuck around with him

but I don't know because I dunno about final fantasy reference

03-04-2020, 11:33 AM	#1
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,208 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535865	Week 8: Sinacog vs Machete Jo - MJ WINS You all know the rules, but if you need reminding go look at the stickied rule thread. Records updated in rankings. DUE Sunday, @Sinacog @Machete Jo __________________

03-10-2020, 02:16 PM	#6
Jabari Black Sun Tzu Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 550 Battle Record: 13-6 Champed - Battle Arena League - 1-2 Punch League - Netcees Battle League - Netcees SOL Rep Power: 12764495	lmaooo this battle is horrible. If you completely ignor everything else in the punch, the couldnt cut coke with a machete is kinda a coherent punch. I cut coke/literally cut coke is trash, but it ain’t trash trash. Rest of the punch was fuckery. No this shit was trash too. Kinda OD’d on the yay stuff imo but I guess if you use your imagination it’s kinda funny. This was really a ping though just kinda a humorous statement bar. Pains me to say this but I got Sin winning in an absolute pillow fight of a battle. Cut coke is actually a punch (elementary but still) so i my to Sin for...punching... __________________ Light shit! Grab the pump and leave ya right rib hit/ We get in a altercation, and the 12 take ya side...WHITE PRIVILEGE/

03-10-2020, 02:41 PM	#7
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	Battle of the season I got Jo here for the comedy factor , rid/Sybian tie in and a great 5 syllable multi __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip

03-11-2020, 10:30 PM	#10
FGR AHHHHHHH Join Date: May 2013 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 558 Battle Record: 16-17 Rep Power: 8596595	Vote machete.. better bar but that's not saying much __________________ . ..death to all RIGHT RIGHT!!

03-09-2020, 12:45 PM	#2
Sinacog Satan Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,156 Battle Record: 4-25 Rep Power: 8129212	I’ll burn you to confetti; you faggot; you couldn’t eat strings with spaghetti! You couldn’t book talent with the setting; you couldn’t ‘cut coke’ with a machete!

03-09-2020, 05:25 PM	#3
Machete Jo Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2020 Posts: 11 Rep Power: 1443658	This final fantasy faggot. Bet Pegasus pegging him’s the fruity porn his ass clicks He rid into battle on a sybian saddle with a unicorn attachment.

03-09-2020, 06:12 PM	#4
Kill Spree Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,439 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 37645695	Another sin battle where sin does t even diss his opponent. Jo I liked this angle of calling him a faggot! V/jo

03-10-2020, 11:09 AM	#5
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,005 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899400	I got jo Cog with tax or sharp multis didn’t do enough this week

03-10-2020, 03:44 PM	#8
Sinnercog Member Join Date: Aug 2019 Posts: 59 Rep Power: 140554	I’ve got Sinacog here with the Machete tie-in hood classic fo sho

03-11-2020, 08:03 PM	#9
Adverse low tide in serotonin bay Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,739 Battle Record: 37-28 Champed - GWL Picture Challenge - Guerrilla Writing League - Black August II Rep Power: 15446142	I got Jo here but didn't really think much of either bar. Sinacog might have gotten this in my eyes if he came with as coherent of a punch as he has been the last couple weeks but think Jo edged it in a very shaky battle V/Machete

03-11-2020, 10:53 PM	#11
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	I can't vote because of either references... so I can't really say but I can say when I first joined up and saw machete jo who's some sort of alt or something... I Was like yo he ripped it I don't want to fuck around with him but I don't know because I dunno about final fantasy reference