03-19-2019, 09:03 PM | #1 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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Lars vs Sharp (Self-Diss Battle) - LARS WINS
Lars vs Sharp - Self Diss Battle
Lars One of the most universally experienced writers in text, bar none, Lars has the skillset of a technical writer with the stage presence of a seasoned performer. A target he hasn’t hit is just something he hasn’t aimed for yet. Strengths Creative Experienced Harsh humor Sharp IjustwritethemagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethemag sIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethema gsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethem agsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethe magsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwriteth emagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritet hemagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwrite themagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwrit ethemagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwritethemagsIjustwri tethema Strengths I just write the Mags All the self-hatred it comes with |
03-19-2019, 09:06 PM | #2 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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Lars (vs Lars):
lmao here’s the mystery.. ur married, but still weird as shit to me you’s the type writer to kill that bitch like the scene from Misery aint clear ur history before logging off and so you lost your job horror nerd into torture porn.. this faggot BDSM Night Shyamalan u watch a lot of crazy fucked up shit that’s messed up for sure live action octopus rape manga ain’t what most ppl tentacle porn bet u have morguegasms to penile torture n dismemberin queer folk but disgusting privates where talk of ‘em should of ended you weirdo bein obsessed with Romero explains why ur verses so awful in text i see ‘em all full of no brainers to gun down like it’s Dawn Of The Dead Sharp (Vs Sharp): Wrote so many mags but youre trash. Shits pretty queer, bro How did you post so many memorable bars but write all of zero? N you’re engaged? Virgin liar. The deception’s gettin stale n lame If a bitch even touched you, itd break every bone in your scrawny faggot frame Worked to death for text rap shit but no one cares about your crap, bitch Fucking loser. You can’t fit in anywhere but the ‘big n tall’ section of GAP kids A month as Cynic >>> Sharp even wit that 50 win count couldn’t make a name for yourself without making a new fucking account Your league sucks. Gonna kill this hobby outright Text's SOL with you at the helm... Actually, that sounds about right |
03-20-2019, 04:35 AM | #3 |
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lmao here’s the mystery.. ur married, but still weird as shit to me
you’s the type writer to kill that bitch like the scene from Misery clever wording to make this work, very smooth aint clear ur history before logging off and so you lost your job horror nerd into torture porn.. this faggot BDSM Night Shyamalan dead @ BDSM Night Shyamalan. Did you actually lose your job over this?! u watch a lot of crazy fucked up shit that’s messed up for sure live action octopus rape manga ain’t what most ppl tentacle porn lmao that's good bet u have morguegasms to penile torture n dismemberin queer folk but disgusting privates where talk of ‘em should of ended you weirdo solid bein obsessed with Romero explains why ur verses so awful in text i see ‘em all full of no brainers to gun down like it’s Dawn Of The Dead Cool Wrote so many mags but youre trash. Shits pretty queer, bro How did you post so many memorable bars but write all of zero? heh, cool N you’re engaged? Virgin liar. The deception’s gettin stale n lame If a bitch even touched you, itd break every bone in your scrawny faggot frame If this was a reg battle I'd call this just OK, but you talking about yourself like this makes it a lot more amusing Worked to death for text rap shit but no one cares about your crap, bitch Fucking loser. You can’t fit in anywhere but the ‘big n tall’ section of GAP kids lmaoooooo this is brutal. fuck. A month as Cynic >>> Sharp even wit that 50 win count couldn’t make a name for yourself without making a new fucking account decent, but predictable and account/make a name not a super fresh wp Your league sucks. Gonna kill this hobby outright Text's SOL with you at the helm... Actually, that sounds about right pretty good Lmao you both went INNNNN on yourselves. This was dope. Enjoyed the heck out of both verses. Great job guys. GAP kids was LOTB to me, hilarious and a harrrrrrd hitting punch. That said, I gotta give it to Lars for a more consistently strong verse overall. v/ Lars
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03-20-2019, 05:40 AM | #4 |
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lmao here’s the mystery.. ur married, but still weird as shit to me
you’s the type writer to kill that bitch like the scene from Misery lol cool aint clear ur history before logging off and so you lost your job horror nerd into torture porn.. this faggot BDSM Night Shyamalan nah u watch a lot of crazy fucked up shit that’s messed up for sure live action octopus rape manga ain’t what most ppl tentacle porn that wordplay is a huge reach and doesn’t work with the american tongue, but for the sake of language barriers I’ll give it to ya. Decent here bet u have morguegasms to penile torture n dismemberin queer folk but disgusting privates where talk of ‘em should of ended you weirdo nah bein obsessed with Romero explains why ur verses so awful in text i see ‘em all full of no brainers to gun down like it’s Dawn Of The Dead alright Vs Wrote so many mags but youre trash. Shits pretty queer, bro How did you post so many memorable bars but write all of zero? lol nice N you’re engaged? Virgin liar. The deception’s gettin stale n lame If a bitch even touched you, itd break every bone in your scrawny faggot frame decent here Worked to death for text rap shit but no one cares about your crap, bitch Fucking loser. You can’t fit in anywhere but the ‘big n tall’ section of GAP kids not feelin it A month as Cynic >>> Sharp even wit that 50 win count couldn’t make a name for yourself without making a new fucking account ok Your league sucks. Gonna kill this hobby outright Text's SOL with you at the helm... Actually, that sounds about right solid closer, nice lol Lars verse felt like a topical in almost every line, wasn’t really feelin the self disses in that, some wordplays also a stretch. Sharps was better and might’ve hit better because it was mostly more current shit. Not the biggest fan of this battle concept but sharp had the better verse imo. Vote Sharp |
03-21-2019, 09:16 PM | #5 |
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I'll vote later but just want to say this was a fire battle but having in-depth knowledge on certain angles I can't see how my vote would be fair. Sharp had some great stuff like the scrawny frame line but it took me about ten minutes to compose myself after that tentacle line. FML.
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04-03-2019, 11:57 PM | #6 |
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lmao here’s the mystery.. ur married, but still weird as shit to me
you’s the type writer to kill that bitch like the scene from Misery ok cool opener aint clear ur history before logging off and so you lost your job horror nerd into torture porn.. this faggot BDSM Night Shyamalan BDSM Night.. eh. k u watch a lot of crazy fucked up shit that’s messed up for sure live action octopus rape manga ain’t what most ppl tentacle porn worse than moral compass for sure loool call.. cull or cool. maaaybe in an UK accent but not USA bud. Still it was ok that said all things considered it was creative bet u have morguegasms to penile torture n dismemberin queer folk but disgusting privates where talk of ‘em should of ended you weirdo tired angle but alright not bad bein obsessed with Romero explains why ur verses so awful in text i see ‘em all full of no brainers to gun down like it’s Dawn Of The Dead decent ender VS Wrote so many mags but youre trash. Shits pretty queer, bro How did you post so many memorable bars but write all of zero? ok easy but fitting opener N you’re engaged? Virgin liar. The deception’s gettin stale n lame If a bitch even touched you, itd break every bone in your scrawny faggot frame eh too simple for me Worked to death for text rap shit but no one cares about your crap, bitch Fucking loser. You can’t fit in anywhere but the ‘big n tall’ section of GAP kids Cool. thought it coukdve been better w/ ' fill in the GAP' or something.. A month as Cynic >>> Sharp even wit that 50 win count couldn’t make a name for yourself without making a new fucking account seen these angles before seems old.. just ok. relevant i guess Your league sucks. Gonna kill this hobby outright Text's SOL with you at the helm... Actually, that sounds about right cool closer wording maybe could have been a lil better V - TIE Close though. I hate these. It could go either way as I'm not really for this type of gimmick battle.
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05-02-2019, 08:07 AM | #7 |
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come onnnnnn
let’s get this voted up and closed already |
05-02-2019, 11:55 AM | #8 |
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V/Lars tbh
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05-13-2019, 07:11 PM | #9 |
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Opener- Lars Closer-Sharp Both did amazing drop Lars verse a lil bit more smoother compare to Sharp vote- Lars |
05-13-2019, 11:35 PM | #10 |
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Lars wins 2-1-1
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