Letterman Vs Swerve - SWERVE WINS

Allen Knight · 01-05-2016, 03:14 PM

NBL Season 8
Week 1

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@Letterman @Swerve

Swerve · 01-05-2016, 03:19 PM

We gonna try this again?

Straight 10 big homie

Letterman · 01-07-2016, 04:59 PM

Good thing I randomly decided to get on lol

Letterman · 01-08-2016, 08:02 PM

Ext

Letterman · 01-09-2016, 11:43 PM

This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife
But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life
U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid
Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did
This pussy's shook. Past the facade where he seems all mean
He's got a Melo Trimble, that'd land him a spot on Maryland's b-ball team
Dude's a lonely fag. He could never get at a G
'Cause swerve a bitch, plus that describes this nerd's mating strategy
Gun loaded for you to take shots to the face
& when I give his Chin Megabucks, even Aero will be able to relate

Swerve · 01-10-2016, 12:41 AM

So ummmm.......

Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters,
Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers.
Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts,
Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract.
Dude your girl, she jump the dick while I jump the gun,
So if you trust your Hoyer done worse than the Texans playoff run.
Some of us dine fancy, you're on sidelines as an annoying heckler,
But maybe Diode can help you pair your wine with a losing record.
You plan to win with ^^that shit, you're worthless dickhead,
Your shits about to backfire worse than Lars shirtless pic thread.

Bash · 01-10-2016, 09:59 AM

Melo trimble

Vs

Hoyer

V-Swerve. Dont think either really tried so im just going off og what i daw that hit the hardest and im giving swerves bar the nod.

Schadenfreude · 01-10-2016, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letterman

Opener, Rikishi, Melo Trimble

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swerve

Opener, letterhead, texans, closer

Overall SWERVE took it, meaner & cleaner w/ the punches.

Saint · 01-10-2016, 03:25 PM

Have swerve here, all I liked from letter was that Mello trimble line. 357 cool idea but I hate the number plays like this, but it is what it is, keyed verse, but thx for showing...

Swerve letter flips were ehhh to M but the Hoyer and closing lines got it

Vote swerve

Denton · 01-10-2016, 06:21 PM

This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife
But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life
U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid
Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did

started off well but didnt finish so good, but those two were dope man

Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters,
Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers.
Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts,
Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract.
Dude your girl, she jump the dick while I jump the gun,
So if you trust your Hoyer done worse than the Texans playoff run.

You plan to win with ^^that shit, you're worthless dickhead,
Your shits about to backfire worse than Lars shirtless pic thread.
cool

slighlty more consistent, iono this is closer than some of ya'll saying i think.
i like the name plays, but lettermans first two were pretty creative.

im gonna have to give it to swerve though as prefered two more, clearly more consistent.
vote-swerve

Pinot Grij · 01-10-2016, 07:00 PM

This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife
But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life
U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid
Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did

Dude's a lonely fag. He could never get at a G
'Cause swerve a bitch, plus that describes this nerd's mating strategy

vs

Everything

Swerve hit with every single line, imo. Nothing really off point. I thought Letterman would be hard to top when I got to Swerve's verse, but he slayed it. Name flips were unique and the Hoyer line stood out. Lars thread line was probably the weakest.

Vote -- Swerve

Destroyer · 01-11-2016, 01:00 PM

opener, rikishi, melo

vs

first two and last two
I thought Hoyer was a stretch

otherwise real solid verse from swerve

v/clearly canadian

murda sho · 01-11-2016, 03:17 PM

Swerve

Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters,
Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers.
Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts,
Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract.

Letterman

This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife
But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life
U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid
Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did

two even verses to me... but the two bars I liked from Swerve were better than the ones I liked from Letterman so ima have to give him the edge.. v/ Swerve

Cred · 01-11-2016, 06:09 PM

Rikishi, megabucks

Vs

Letter block, letter head

Ok battle here. Both had the same amount of quotes in misses. This is coming down to whose quotes i liked more and im gonna have to say swerve had two dope nameplays which are hard to do, but i fucked wit em.

Vote - swerve

El Muffin · 01-11-2016, 06:16 PM

Let
Open OK
Rikishi I just flipped better . Against u I think smh
Melo tremble is dope WP but dumb lol mellow tremble
Mating strategy. Those words destroyed that concept
Didn't like close

Swerve
First 4 OK
Hoyer is good. I liked the subtle tie in. Trust ur hoyer.
Pair wine lol
Closer eh

Yeah I got swerve

He took it

V/swerve

ill nik-A · 01-11-2016, 06:34 PM

I liked lettermans opener

Swerve was just more consistent, his opener was dope

slech · 01-11-2016, 07:54 PM

This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife
But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life
-I like this-
U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid
Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did
-I saw someone use this back in RB. Think it was @Bash .... Over all, meh line.

This pussy's shook. Past the facade where he seems all mean
He's got a Melo Trimble, that'd land him a spot on Maryland's b-ball team
-okay-
Dude's a lonely fag. He could never get at a G
'Cause swerve a bitch, plus that describes this nerd's mating strategy
-nope-
Gun loaded for you to take shots to the face
& when I give his Chin Megabucks, even Aero will be able to relate
-lol ok-

vs

Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters,
Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers.
.i like this-
Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts,
Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract.
-ok flip.-
Dude your girl, she jump the dick while I jump the gun,
So if you trust your Hoyer done worse than the Texans playoff run.
-allright-
Some of us dine fancy, you're on sidelines as an annoying heckler,
But maybe Diode can help you pair your wine with a losing record.
-ha, ok ok--
You plan to win with ^^that shit, you're worthless dickhead,
Your shits about to backfire worse than Lars shirtless pic thread.
-LOL-
__________________

lmfao at letterman signing out the league this quick. smh anyway, swerve got this pretty easily. came in nicely with harsh jabs while let, came ok but not enough to take it.

01-05-2016, 03:14 PM	#1
Allen Knight The Bad Guys. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,166 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899398	Letterman Vs Swerve - SWERVE WINS NBL Season 8 Week 1 Due FRIDAYFriday Minimum - 10 lines Max - 16 lines Line limit can increase if both agree NO biting NO swaying NO feeding You must check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot You MUST vote on all battles & post your links in the Voting Thread Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls @Letterman @Swerve __________________ C.O.B

01-05-2016, 03:19 PM	#2
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,877 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920324	We gonna try this again? Straight 10 big homie __________________ No Cap Gang.

01-09-2016, 11:43 PM	#5
Letterman Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 344 Battle Record: 15-11 Rep Power: 374701	This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did This pussy's shook. Past the facade where he seems all mean He's got a Melo Trimble, that'd land him a spot on Maryland's b-ball team Dude's a lonely fag. He could never get at a G 'Cause swerve a bitch, plus that describes this nerd's mating strategy Gun loaded for you to take shots to the face & when I give his Chin Megabucks, even Aero will be able to relate Last edited by Letterman; 01-10-2016 at 02:03 AM.

01-10-2016, 12:41 AM	#6
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,877 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920324	So ummmm....... Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters, Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers. Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts, Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract. Dude your girl, she jump the dick while I jump the gun, So if you trust your Hoyer done worse than the Texans playoff run. Some of us dine fancy, you're on sidelines as an annoying heckler, But maybe Diode can help you pair your wine with a losing record. You plan to win with ^^that shit, you're worthless dickhead, Your shits about to backfire worse than Lars shirtless pic thread. __________________ No Cap Gang. Last edited by Swerve; 01-10-2016 at 12:52 AM.

01-10-2016, 09:59 AM	#7
Bash Barrin' Out Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 577 Battle Record: 16-15 Champed - Fight Night 5 Rep Power: 13649167	Melo trimble Vs Hoyer V-Swerve. Dont think either really tried so im just going off og what i daw that hit the hardest and im giving swerves bar the nod. __________________ "You thinkin what im thinkin?" - Danson "Aim for the bushes?" -Highsmith

01-07-2016, 04:59 PM	#3
Letterman Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 344 Battle Record: 15-11 Rep Power: 374701	Good thing I randomly decided to get on lol

01-08-2016, 08:02 PM	#4
Letterman Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 344 Battle Record: 15-11 Rep Power: 374701	Ext

01-10-2016, 03:25 PM	#9
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,209 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535865	Have swerve here, all I liked from letter was that Mello trimble line. 357 cool idea but I hate the number plays like this, but it is what it is, keyed verse, but thx for showing... Swerve letter flips were ehhh to M but the Hoyer and closing lines got it Vote swerve Last edited by Saint; 01-10-2016 at 03:29 PM.

01-10-2016, 06:21 PM	#10
Denton Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 25 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 0	This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did started off well but didnt finish so good, but those two were dope man Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters, Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers. Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts, Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract. Dude your girl, she jump the dick while I jump the gun, So if you trust your Hoyer done worse than the Texans playoff run. You plan to win with ^^that shit, you're worthless dickhead, Your shits about to backfire worse than Lars shirtless pic thread. cool slighlty more consistent, iono this is closer than some of ya'll saying i think. i like the name plays, but lettermans first two were pretty creative. im gonna have to give it to swerve though as prefered two more, clearly more consistent. vote-swerve

01-10-2016, 07:00 PM	#11
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195060	This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did Dude's a lonely fag. He could never get at a G 'Cause swerve a bitch, plus that describes this nerd's mating strategy vs Everything Swerve hit with every single line, imo. Nothing really off point. I thought Letterman would be hard to top when I got to Swerve's verse, but he slayed it. Name flips were unique and the Hoyer line stood out. Lars thread line was probably the weakest. Vote -- Swerve __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.

01-11-2016, 03:17 PM	#13
murda sho Shonami Surf Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,069 Battle Record: 24-16 Champed - Bad Blood II - BA Tag - BA Tag Tournament IV - 1-2 Punch League - Shadow Boxing Rep Power: 42758479	Swerve Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters, Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers. Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts, Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract. Letterman This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did two even verses to me... but the two bars I liked from Swerve were better than the ones I liked from Letterman so ima have to give him the edge.. v/ Swerve __________________ "aim impeccable if I miss somebody I aint seen em in a while"

01-11-2016, 06:09 PM	#14
Cred The Biggest Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,254 Battle Record: 67-32 Accomplishments - Gun Bar King Champed - Fight Night 3 - Fight Night 10 - Fight Night 12 - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 85899380	Rikishi, megabucks Vs Letter block, letter head Ok battle here. Both had the same amount of quotes in misses. This is coming down to whose quotes i liked more and im gonna have to say swerve had two dope nameplays which are hard to do, but i fucked wit em. Vote - swerve

01-11-2016, 06:16 PM	#15
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Let Open OK Rikishi I just flipped better . Against u I think smh Melo tremble is dope WP but dumb lol mellow tremble Mating strategy. Those words destroyed that concept Didn't like close Swerve First 4 OK Hoyer is good. I liked the subtle tie in. Trust ur hoyer. Pair wine lol Closer eh Yeah I got swerve He took it V/swerve __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

01-11-2016, 06:34 PM	#16
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,407 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	I liked lettermans opener Swerve was just more consistent, his opener was dope __________________ Grumpy old man.

01-11-2016, 07:54 PM	#17
slech > Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 150 Battle Record: 1-3 Rep Power: 3807828	This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life -I like this- U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did -I saw someone use this back in RB. Think it was @Bash .... Over all, meh line. This pussy's shook. Past the facade where he seems all mean He's got a Melo Trimble, that'd land him a spot on Maryland's b-ball team -okay- Dude's a lonely fag. He could never get at a G 'Cause swerve a bitch, plus that describes this nerd's mating strategy -nope- Gun loaded for you to take shots to the face & when I give his Chin Megabucks, even Aero will be able to relate -lol ok- vs Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters, Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers. .i like this- Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts, Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract. -ok flip.- Dude your girl, she jump the dick while I jump the gun, So if you trust your Hoyer done worse than the Texans playoff run. -allright- Some of us dine fancy, you're on sidelines as an annoying heckler, But maybe Diode can help you pair your wine with a losing record. -ha, ok ok-- You plan to win with ^^that shit, you're worthless dickhead, Your shits about to backfire worse than Lars shirtless pic thread. -LOL- __________________ lmfao at letterman signing out the league this quick. smh anyway, swerve got this pretty easily. came in nicely with harsh jabs while let, came ok but not enough to take it.