08-02-2014, 04:30 PM | #1 |
Bags will be avenged
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,622
Battle Record: 85-58
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- 1-2 Punch League (5x)
- Fight Night LXXIX
- Fight Night 4
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 84181418 |
I got my fucking 20th year high school reunion tonight
talk about feeling old. Shit.
at least I'm bringing a wife who is 11 years younger than me… |
08-02-2014, 04:31 PM | #2 |
Bags will be avenged
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,622
Battle Record: 85-58
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- 1-2 Punch League (5x)
- Fight Night LXXIX
- Fight Night 4
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 84181418 |
in honor, I'm rocking the avy of when I used to be neighbor
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08-02-2014, 04:35 PM | #3 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
neighbor sexy u not sexy
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08-02-2014, 04:37 PM | #4 |
Bags will be avenged
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,622
Battle Record: 85-58
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- 1-2 Punch League (5x)
- Fight Night LXXIX
- Fight Night 4
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 84181418 |
not sure if I'm supposed to feel bad about that or not bb
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08-02-2014, 04:43 PM | #5 |
consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,075
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345600 |
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08-02-2014, 04:45 PM | #6 |
39 NS, lost in votes once
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 11,242
Battle Record: 32-40
Champed - Time to Kill X
- Write Week III
Rep Power: 84181449 |
Neighbor got one of the hottest girls on this site, that I do know.
Des wife hot too. Plus she gets mad w/ him when he gets robbed. That's sexy. |
08-02-2014, 05:04 PM | #8 |
NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,042
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Rep Power: 84181417 |
Fall back bb
Des legit had a pre back street shit going in the 70s
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08-02-2014, 05:06 PM | #9 |
Senior Member
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Dude legit looks like em to me lol
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08-02-2014, 05:21 PM | #10 |
Om
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 6,473
Battle Record: 8-16
Rep Power: 84181559 |
i wouldnt go to my high school reunion
des, you're old dawg. pull the plug.
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08-02-2014, 05:24 PM | #11 |
Bags will be avenged
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,622
Battle Record: 85-58
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- 1-2 Punch League (5x)
- Fight Night LXXIX
- Fight Night 4
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 84181418 |
what plug am I supposed to pull?
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08-02-2014, 05:28 PM | #12 |
Om
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theres a gay joke here i just know it
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08-02-2014, 05:48 PM | #13 |
Senior Member
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Buttplug seems pretty obv
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08-02-2014, 05:55 PM | #14 |
Om
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 6,473
Battle Record: 8-16
Rep Power: 84181559 |
my bestfriend admitted to me that when he was with this older women, he let her put a buttplug in his ass
says its the bees knees. i know better though. when i was 7 i got real sick and my grandma had to shove suppositories in my ass everyday for like a week. traumatizing.
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08-02-2014, 05:56 PM | #15 |
Bags will be avenged
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,622
Battle Record: 85-58
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- 1-2 Punch League (5x)
- Fight Night LXXIX
- Fight Night 4
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 84181418 |
I'm not old enough for buttplugs still
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08-02-2014, 05:58 PM | #16 | |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
Quote:
and she was like nope i was lyke plz |
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08-02-2014, 06:00 PM | #17 | |
Om
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 6,473
Battle Record: 8-16
Rep Power: 84181559 |
Quote:
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08-02-2014, 06:04 PM | #18 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
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08-02-2014, 06:12 PM | #19 |
Om
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 6,473
Battle Record: 8-16
Rep Power: 84181559 |
write another verse about your baby butter booty to get me in the mood
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