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The Rose vs Jack Napier
Sethros Board - Nov 30th 1999
The Rose- Yo Jack, me and I360 have christened this quick beef week. That means we have little battles amongst friends for the sharpening of skills. And so, my most worthy adversary, I'll take first shot... Jack and Jill went up the proverbial hill Came down with a frown They found only The Rose can inhabit the top So they drop with a plop That pop was you breakin the sound barrier Fallin so fast when I blessed your ass With lyrical fury I be the judge and jury Never mind executioner Seek restitution?, naw You don't wanna go there, cuz I hitcha like the morning coffee buzz does And you'll be played out faster than Was?Not Was So go walk the dinosaur, unless you want a little more Aggravation that comes from my retaliation A wild child as you styled and profiled But in my deck the Joker's mild Stockpiled ammunition But against me don't forget that Act of Contrition Cause you'll need it when you beg forgiveness Bear witness as I strike with quickness Not to say you're wack But battle The Rose? - JOKE'S ON YOU, JACK! I hope you can get up from that, HAHAHAHAHA! Naw, I know you got some ammo packed. Bring it on, I can take it. Sharpen skills and all that. After you, I think I'm gonna call out...naw, I'll save it til we do our three rounds. Jack Napier- Flows by any body with this name will still come up lame in the game without a scrotum but a clitoris do ya want more of this, master florist open the door of this as I compose the death of a Rose I chose to leave ya mind froze, like in winter, take your annual doze death blows from above in the rankings like a pirate I have you walking plankings thanking me for sparing the length of the beatings death cheating will never occur, your vision of me is just a blur detour, before I floor you spot, leaving ya page hot with each eye of the Rose I dot, lay in the coffin and rot outdated like that nintendo robot, Gyro meet the new pyro as I ignite you flows like Nero like Rome, meet the chrome for come with shadies poor little Rose is now pushing up Daisies forgotten are the rhymes you peddled all that's left is a solitary Rose petal. The Rose- Damn, didn't think you was on tonight. I'll through round two in here, but I don't think I'll be able to do round three til tomorrow... Jack of all trades, master of none Pardon the pun, all in good fun Son, ya wanna go the distance? Ya ain't showin good sense Hence I unfold once again for you The mad botanist always get the man on the hitlist Get the jist of what I'm saying? I don't come out playing, I come spraying! Lyrics in three directions like that power-up gun in Contra But no Nintendo, strictly your end, bro Reach the crescendo, now it's time for the final call Time to end the brawl and bawl Your eyes out with out a doubt My rhymes are long and mystical like Snuffalupogus snout And your just Barkley's doo-doo That's it kid, just go boo-hoo Send out the clowns, the Joker didn't have the mettle To crush a Rose pedal He found how ya skin gets torn When ya pluck a Rose, ya feel the thorn Think this was rough? Wait'l ya get a load of me - When I see ya in round three. Jack Napier- Super hero emcee put to sleep like DeNiro I torch ya like Nero, reduce ya skill rating to zero chance of survival in the game like Ice-T believe you defeat or not like Robert Ripely as you demise is explict as I solicit consent from the jury to leave ya hell bent floral threats equal mortal deaths with last breaths as I place you carcass into the depths of the hip hp Vahalla last rites read by this scholar as I take your war collar and toe tag ya red flag ya, at last, I snag ya, bag ya sorry I had to rag ya, but the bounty has announced upon ya thorns I pounced, as I denounced the posey as I leave rings around the Rosey, wanna be Grier but me King Richard like Pacino but I run the Casino your career is on the table, roll the dice once, twice 3 times done over, crushing ya lyrical towers then all that's left is a few wilted flowers.
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