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@Blue Bayou 100 - if you drop a line more than that I will ERUPT

Diss me for bein deaf, I don’t use low hanging fruit cause my bars are actually decent
COOL u can hear a pin drop… hope it’s from a grenade that blows your retarded ass to pieces
Airing out my life isn’t skill - You say you got better bars than me, word.. Where though?
I’m not taking personal shots - That’s below the Belt.. and I wouldn’t want to disturb Aero
End all that applause in ur bloated head when these 30 shots are singing at this queer
When the MAC bangs the only clappin you’ll hear Tinnitus is that Semi ringing in your ear
Allll that gun talk, you’d freeze if we pulled the straps out.. Ans know you a bitch
I'm TSA.. He sees the trey & drops everything from his shoes to his wallet cuz he can't go through with it
I’ll blow your jaw the fuck off your mouth, fuck up ur speech when ur slurring it
Just to talk you’ll want a translator, I’ll let Eddie know you’ll be in need of her services
I’ll smash the bottle at the bar and get to stabbing this guy
Give u a monocle.. I’m Owed money, & you’ll look it once I shove this glass in your eye
I’m bodying Neigh in ~2 weeks.. trust me the dudes gone be losing the ‘ship
Blue’s a future champion too… in 2031 when him and Barcotic the only ones still doing this shit
I’ll drive by your house with chopper, destroy the drywall, and bail when it ends you
The shotgun will take 60% of the door like it’s splitting sales with the venue
I’ll roll your corpse up in the carpet, drag it off and pay the witness
Blue will be all up in an oriental rug, first chance he’s had to act on his fetish for asian bitches
You don’t really want to draw guns with me.. Trust me ur not a boss, jack
If you pull ur arm out, I’ll do a number on you so quick it’ll look like a Holocaust tat
This faggot’ll end up covered in blood once I’m bangin the shotty
Call that skin wars cause this gear gone be painting your body
Weapon fully-automatic, one glimpse & ry’ll puke out his guts out before I put a hole in this dork
He’ll take one look at my Armagnac.. when it opens up ur homies pourin THAT shit all over ya corpse
Act like you’re gonna bang but you turn bitch when this mac is busting & shooting
U won’t know what to do with ur arms when I hit every part of ur body.. call that muscle confusion
I don’t even need the strap, I’ll scrap - trust me he’s gonna die though
Ain’t nothing to get this body with NO arms.. have em lookin like Venus de Milo
All that talk about the money you got, lets be real u never had any cash to venture
When he says business is picking up, he’s been really making a killing as a trash collector
Be real you live in a co-op house that you fund with your mother’s guap
Puts a sock on his door so his roommate knows when he’s in the room fucking the other sock
Remember when AK bodied you the round before I won the summer classic??
Yo that liened the FUCK outa me.. Like how Govt. treated u when u failed to pay your taxes
You did NO damage in that battle, you walked outta that bout DEMOLISHED
It’s hilarious you couldn’t even give Allagash when you’re a borderline alcoholic
How the fuck u gone turn a rap forum on its head with that wack shit you call punches
The way u failed to appendicitis like barc wordplays, makes us sick to our stomachs
Knock the teeth out your fucking mouth til it swell up, u not close to jesus
When he get this Venereal have a large welt on his mouth lookin like he got one of THOSE diseases
Back in high school you were a scrawny bitch, you never squared up or kicked ass
Only physical reaction u had was everyone laughin cuz u couldn’t do 6 push-ups in gym class
You a whiny little faggot always crying for attention, let me tuck in your bib
We all know u slept w/ a baby blanket til the day Michael Jackson stopped fuckin his kid
I’ll kidnap your girl, lock her in the basement, trust me it’s as bad as it seems
She got her mouth open like ghostface with a scary movie on loud maskin the screams
JK I wouldn’t smash your wife, she an uggo you know I’m just fucking with you
If she tried to bang me, I’d show her to the door.. The door would call her an ugly bitch, too
She into some freaky shit - whips, chains, I’d love to bang but no thanks
The way her eyes roll back while I choke her she got that Undertaker O-face
But I heard ya wife got money, so I might stick it out for the change
I just gotta pull a bag down over her head before I can get off like we getting out of a plane
Blue’s not even married, he’s been stalking the same chick to find out how he can date her
Only time blue’s relationship turns a corner he’s following her into an alley to rape her
Ryan out here using euphemisms to explain why they torn & divorced
Stop telling people it’s a “Trial separation” the bitch got a restraining order from court
This little autistic nerd’s been sexually frustrated and disappointed for years
Last time he had a dime under the sheet was a magic trick where the coin disappears
Send his ass back to college, then pump him with lead - believe me, this fags a tool
Find you in class & let a millionaire on your campus like Rodney in Back to School
You’re not a fighter, you’re a closeted pussy - there I said it, you’re gay, dog
Blue has some impressive footwork, all that money he spends on pedicures paid off
You 5 foot something acting like you’re a text God.. this nerd is reckless
You’re average but got a high ceiling.. Well, I’m sure they’re ALL high from your perspective
800 Wins dont mean shit when you battle Sinacogs and bottom tier rhyme-sayers
You always failed to get ur head in the game, can’t even figure out face scans for his MyPlayer
That chopper take ya whole head off.. you better run then, child
When you hear that K Pop over & over to the point its beatin a dead horse it ain’t Gangnam Style
I’ll turn trigger happy and send u a million shots at ry if he even walk this way
Take out the Canon and bang on em til the cartridge jam like a scene from office space
This canadian rapper can get the drake - How’s he gonna die? the bullet decides
If we get off on the wrong foot, you can put up ur left or ur right, either way I’m pulling the slide
This little herb don’t want to pull out the straps, I’m really bout this
Got so many bullets you ain’t seen a chamber this crowded since auschwitz
Already put 6 in your dog, the way I put em down was unbelievable
after I dumptrucks in the trashcan he got hauled off in one of THOSE vehicles
If you get bodied, get bodied - all that “claiming you didn’t try” shit is fucking exhausting
Always say “I’m gonna let him have it” then use that as an excuse for every one of your losses
I got 8 pounds of that Jamaica, If I light up that spliff it rips my head
Only two hits and I’m breathing loud sounding just like your sister in my bed
Said I like the bush Au Naturale - her legs shot apart fast FUCK with a hedge
I told her there was no point shaving and she didn't even TRY to cover the spread
That make out sesh led to some foreplay, then I’m bagging her slow
That tonsil hockey led to a gongshow that really had her dragging her toes
When she gets to stripping in my lap, I’m not gonna lie, she’s damn good
The way that horah dance on the chair enough to have a jewish boy entering manhood
Get a few drinks in that bitch and she start flirting and wanna toss
Like some taco bell condiments, making jokes & sayin how Hot I am on the Sauce
Lay you on your back yard blood rushing out your body, give you a halo quick, son
When that hammer flyin u gone see this toolshed all over the ground like a tornado hit one
You WASHED UP 2010 was the last time you showed any kind of fucking conviction
Your prime ended yearrssss ago.. Amazon’s still sending requests to re-up your subscription
You’ve never been a top tier writing, at best this bottom fag was trending
When Blue says he’s been rubbing shoulders with the greats he offered Dom a happy ending
Catch you in your whip, air, out the dezis and causing injuries quick, bitch
You’ll hear a paramore hittin his car.. This faggot loves misery business
I’ll crack your fucking jaw with a right swing and keep on whomping til he’s broken
U try to bait me, I’ll put a hook through this shrimp’s head & throw his body in the ocean
Grip said “Let’s throw hands” you got scared, complimented his bars, & quoted his writing
That kung fu panda proved u really a big softy that has nooooo business fighting

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okay here's some shit... i think 4 or 5 i may have used before , but i ran outta gas keyin up dees bahs




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there’s guidelines we all follow throwin' hands in a bout
Number 1: Adhearing to the rules...well shit then, answer is out
this man's an abomination so guys i must dead it
alan's near deaf & when i land this right hand it applies like hush said it
i’m cruisin’ thru Alabama mannn the optics are dull
withn' ear shot of Answer...sadly all my bullet got was some skull
from failed stand-up to live battles, u had the most tragic a runs
you need a stagecoach sooo bad i’m bout to hit up Cashius for one
live battled all over, different companies too. that’s a risky choice
real talk u've definitely made your rounds...sound corny as fuck w/ that lispy voice
don’t talk money w/ me next time you pen some cursive kid
not when ur known furlough income & gotta lay-off non essential purchases
dumping your wordpad on me was stupid you queer
it doesn’t change the fact i make more in a month then you do in a year
money makin maverick the market gets me nice bills quick
i’m always lookin for livestock updates.. is your cow of a wife still sick?
you’re still in school huh, buying books with moms checks
if that’s the case, study.. i’m doing one on how badly u butcher concepts
a loser w/ no friends, who said this guy’s a G?!
only squad backin up Ansah is the rest of the lions D
won't be happy when i’m black masked w/ a broom in the back a ya room
if we see delight on ya face it's cuz my weapons’s fitted w/ a tactical zoom
start pistol then go uzi. one man army wit a hamma drawn
by the time i even get to the chopper ya crew’s dead...i’m Arnie in the Amazon
box w/ Blue well that only means doom for ya fam..
Ricky Bobby's first interview; you don't know what to do with ya hands
have em flatlining, wife crying no effervescence. cue some Evinessence
don't matter Answerring Machines.. when the beep stops i’ll have left a message
your ugly ass is shook it’s true
joined ya first rap forum so someone would finally say ‘good looks’ to you
producing trash instrumentals doesn’t make you brolic n’ street
it’s fine if you toot your own horn.. but don't post it online & call it a beat
i got screamed at yesterday, my girl chimed hellishly
last night wifey gave me an ear full.. you broke down & cried jealously
come at me strong Alan, i’m all for it. explore the rage
i only hope ya tread light if you’re about to drive & it’s pouring rain
take you for ransom, parents sounding shrill in their cries
i’m callin daddy sayin i have the answer like the who wants to be a millionaire guy
oil’s been in the tank lately man i really hope it will stop
apparently it’s a soviet issue...unfortunately for you so is the glock
i’m demanding. get what i want. that’s Blue B’s trend
i’ll only take Noe for an Answer in a trade, i’d rather have the guy from UPN
every written starts off shitty then ends in a crap fest
purifier verse has never been dropped, you need to be cleansed of ya wackness
wife called you butt ugly & told me she wished she was blind today
i talked to her Al n’ nights her favorite...not the rapper, the time of day (it hides ya face)
she’s fat and uggs tho so i never romancer at all
funny she’s been hung up on me for years & i don’t even answer her calls
i’m like a missle that’s come to hitchu boyy i target direct
Heat Seeking...on page 7 of a search & havent found a dope bar of urs yet
my prime consists of 20+ titles bitch i flossed the world
your Prime consists of 4000 hours watched of Gossip Girl
i buy gadgets cuz thank the lord i’m blessed w/ this work
you ‘doo-dad’ cuz everyone in Alabama’s an incestuous dirt
our lives are not the same, im dickin’ down some Val’s and Hanna’s
i’m at Burning Man fucking gals bananas. you're in Birmingham fucking Alabama
hungry for a bullet? good cuz i’m the don Capone
trust me you don't want Decatur Ring. shoot up ya house while ur on the phone
I’m not short FYI, that bar is fucking fake you cuck
just wanted to set the record straight, last album u dropped sounded gay as fuck
beat you so badly you’ll have to fake the will to stand
not saying u’ve been using Sarah’s jokes, but ur definitely takin’ Silverman
i’ve seen your stand-up & you finna make it never mayne
you ain’t funny Ansari…& Aziz what i’d give you as a letter grade
i'm bumpin some Tame Impala, listened to em flow for three minutes
you bump some Tame Impala too. ya piece of shit car barely goes the speed limit
jack ur shit w/ the barrel in between ur teeth as you choke
you’ll have no choice coughin up the cheese the queso deep in ya throat
go one on one w/ me i promise you’ll be beggin me “end this”
Doula have you on the ground in more pain than some pregnancy stretches
always destroy opponents in a tactical way
i make the comp sci & soon ill visit you in class wit a K
i reach out to my fam to stay in touch. send em funds n’ some bread
you reach out to ur fam cuz i got your mouth gagged & a gun to their heads
Magnotta a live feed right before i tear his gina
butcher answer on national TV worse than miss teen south carolina
slit his dad’s throat shortly after. take a knife n’ bleed his elder
forget a surgeon by the time i’m finished his wind-pipe’ll need a welder
what i’ve saids legit. show his mama what a menace is
blade to her ribs - she’ll feel steel Run along the Cage like a Pettis Kick
didn’t want you to be the guy i shot the matic on in haste
saw ur name & it brought a tear to my eye...i got ya death tatted on my face
a played out, computer nerd thats useless with free's
Alan encrypts & that’s where the old dead concepts he uses should be
even off the top i’m A+ & all he’s ever called me is fly
i’d give em a Deify had to rate em, sad since i’m a god to the guy
make em hate rap. throw a straight jab at this snake cat
i’ll prove hes’ Fake, Watch - playin that Rolly's gon’ end up w/ his Face Smashed
w/out lipo your fat ass stomach’s forever doomed to grow
gut job you need could headline one of those new home improvement shows
barcotics wack. neigh sucks, orc i’ll snuff if willing
^psych! i only did that to throw you off… a fuckin building
ya mom loves sucking my dick tied up. makes me call her a hostage
she makes the head-count & i census frustration my poll ticks all of her boxes
flick her nipples as i read’er all my clever punch raps
give her titillation cuz let’s be honest, nothing you’ve ever done has
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Gonna vote on this in chunks. Scoring each bar out of 5 I guess? Props for actually pulling this off, fuck you for making me read it.


Diss me for bein deaf, I don’t use low hanging fruit cause my bars are actually decent
COOL u can hear a pin drop… hope it’s from a grenade that blows your retarded ass to pieces
3
Airing out my life isn’t skill - You say you got better bars than me, word.. Where though?
I’m not taking personal shots - That’s below the Belt.. and I wouldn’t want to disturb Aero
2 - don't remember if Aero was on his jock back then so this may have been hotter sorry
End all that applause in ur bloated head when these 30 shots are singing at this queer
When the MAC bangs the only clappin you’ll hear Tinnitus is that Semi ringing in your ear
3
Allll that gun talk, you’d freeze if we pulled the straps out.. Ans know you a bitch
I'm TSA.. He sees the trey & drops everything from his shoes to his wallet cuz he can't go through with it
5
I’ll blow your jaw the fuck off your mouth, fuck up ur speech when ur slurring it
Just to talk you’ll want a translator, I’ll let Eddie know you’ll be in need of her services
4
I’ll smash the bottle at the bar and get to stabbing this guy
Give u a monocle.. I’m Owed money, & you’ll look it once I shove this glass in your eye
2
I’m bodying Neigh in ~2 weeks.. trust me the dudes gone be losing the ‘ship
Blue’s a future champion too… in 2031 when him and Barcotic the only ones still doing this shit
way to call it. 3
I’ll drive by your house with chopper, destroy the drywall, and bail when it ends you
The shotgun will take 60% of the door like it’s splitting sales with the venue
5
I’ll roll your corpse up in the carpet, drag it off and pay the witness
Blue will be all up in an oriental rug, first chance he’s had to act on his fetish for asian bitches
4
You don’t really want to draw guns with me.. Trust me ur not a boss, jack
If you pull ur arm out, I’ll do a number on you so quick it’ll look like a Holocaust tat
4
This faggot’ll end up covered in blood once I’m bangin the shotty
Call that skin wars cause this gear gone be painting your body
2, only after I googled it
Weapon fully-automatic, one glimpse & ry’ll puke out his guts out before I put a hole in this dork
He’ll take one look at my Armagnac.. when it opens up ur homies pourin THAT shit all over ya corpse
2
Act like you’re gonna bang but you turn bitch when this mac is busting & shooting
U won’t know what to do with ur arms when I hit every part of ur body.. call that muscle confusion
1
I don’t even need the strap, I’ll scrap - trust me he’s gonna die though
Ain’t nothing to get this body with NO arms.. have em lookin like Venus de Milo
4
All that talk about the money you got, lets be real u never had any cash to venture
When he says business is picking up, he’s been really making a killing as a trash collector
4
Be real you live in a co-op house that you fund with your mother’s guap
Puts a sock on his door so his roommate knows when he’s in the room fucking the other sock
4
Remember when AK bodied you the round before I won the summer classic??
Yo that liened the FUCK outa me.. Like how Govt. treated u when u failed to pay your taxes
2
You did NO damage in that battle, you walked outta that bout DEMOLISHED
It’s hilarious you couldn’t even give Allagash when you’re a borderline alcoholic
4
How the fuck u gone turn a rap forum on its head with that wack shit you call punches
The way u failed to appendicitis like barc wordplays, makes us sick to our stomachs
1
Knock the teeth out your fucking mouth til it swell up, u not close to jesus
When he get this Venereal have a large welt on his mouth lookin like he got one of THOSE diseases
1
Back in high school you were a scrawny bitch, you never squared up or kicked ass
Only physical reaction u had was everyone laughin cuz u couldn’t do 6 push-ups in gym class
2
You a whiny little faggot always crying for attention, let me tuck in your bib
We all know u slept w/ a baby blanket til the day Michael Jackson stopped fuckin his kid
2
I’ll kidnap your girl, lock her in the basement, trust me it’s as bad as it seems
She got her mouth open like ghostface with a scary movie on loud maskin the screams
2
JK I wouldn’t smash your wife, she an uggo you know I’m just fucking with you
If she tried to bang me, I’d show her to the door.. The door would call her an ugly bitch, too
4
She into some freaky shit - whips, chains, I’d love to bang but no thanks
The way her eyes roll back while I choke her she got that Undertaker O-face
4
But I heard ya wife got money, so I might stick it out for the change
I just gotta pull a bag down over her head before I can get off like we getting out of a plane
4
Blue’s not even married, he’s been stalking the same chick to find out how he can date her
Only time blue’s relationship turns a corner he’s following her into an alley to rape her
4
Ryan out here using euphemisms to explain why they torn & divorced
Stop telling people it’s a “Trial separation” the bitch got a restraining order from court
4
This little autistic nerd’s been sexually frustrated and disappointed for years
Last time he had a dime under the sheet was a magic trick where the coin disappears
2
Send his ass back to college, then pump him with lead - believe me, this fags a tool
Find you in class & let a millionaire on your campus like Rodney in Back to School
3
You’re not a fighter, you’re a closeted pussy - there I said it, you’re gay, dog
Blue has some impressive footwork, all that money he spends on pedicures paid off
2
You 5 foot something acting like you’re a text God.. this nerd is reckless
You’re average but got a high ceiling.. Well, I’m sure they’re ALL high from your perspective
5
800 Wins dont mean shit when you battle Sinacogs and bottom tier rhyme-sayers
You always failed to get ur head in the game, can’t even figure out face scans for his MyPlayer
2
That chopper take ya whole head off.. you better run then, child
When you hear that K Pop over & over to the point its beatin a dead horse it ain’t Gangnam Style
1 - k pop bars are beating a dead horse at this point
I’ll turn trigger happy and send u a million shots at ry if he even walk this way
Take out the Canon and bang on em til the cartridge jam like a scene from office space
4
This canadian rapper can get the drake - How’s he gonna die? the bullet decides
If we get off on the wrong foot, you can put up ur left or ur right, either way I’m pulling the slide
1
This little herb don’t want to pull out the straps, I’m really bout this
Got so many bullets you ain’t seen a chamber this crowded since auschwitz
2
Already put 6 in your dog, the way I put em down was unbelievable
after I dumptrucks in the trashcan he got hauled off in one of THOSE vehicles
2
If you get bodied, get bodied - all that “claiming you didn’t try” shit is fucking exhausting
Always say “I’m gonna let him have it” then use that as an excuse for every one of your losses
3
I got 8 pounds of that Jamaica, If I light up that spliff it rips my head
Only two hits and I’m breathing loud sounding just like your sister in my bed
2
Said I like the bush Au Naturale - her legs shot apart fast FUCK with a hedge
I told her there was no point shaving and she didn't even TRY to cover the spread
4
That make out sesh led to some foreplay, then I’m bagging her slow
That tonsil hockey led to a gongshow that really had her dragging her toes
1
When she gets to stripping in my lap, I’m not gonna lie, she’s damn good
The way that horah dance on the chair enough to have a jewish boy entering manhood
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Get a few drinks in that bitch and she start flirting and wanna toss
Like some taco bell condiments, making jokes & sayin how Hot I am on the Sauce
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Lay you on your back yard blood rushing out your body, give you a halo quick, son
When that hammer flyin u gone see this toolshed all over the ground like a tornado hit one
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You WASHED UP 2010 was the last time you showed any kind of fucking conviction
Your prime ended yearrssss ago.. Amazon’s still sending requests to re-up your subscription
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You’ve never been a top tier writing, at best this bottom fag was trending
When Blue says he’s been rubbing shoulders with the greats he offered Dom a happy ending
2
Catch you in your whip, air, out the dezis and causing injuries quick, bitch
You’ll hear a paramore hittin his car.. This faggot loves misery business
3
I’ll crack your fucking jaw with a right swing and keep on whomping til he’s broken
U try to bait me, I’ll put a hook through this shrimp’s head & throw his body in the ocean
2
Grip said “Let’s throw hands” you got scared, complimented his bars, & quoted his writing
That kung fu panda proved u really a big softy that has nooooo business fighting
2



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there’s guidelines we all follow throwin' hands in a bout
Number 1: Adhearing to the rules...well shit then, answer is out
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this man's an abomination so guys i must dead it
alan's near deaf & when i land this right hand it applies like hush said it
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i’m cruisin’ thru Alabama mannn the optics are dull
within ear shot of Answer...sadly all my bullet got was some skull
3
from failed stand-up to live battles, u had the most tragic a runs
you need a stagecoach sooo bad i’m bout to hit up Cashius for one
4
live battled all over, different companies too. that’s a risky choice
real talk u've definitely made your rounds...sound corny as fuck w/ that lispy voice
3
don’t talk money w/ me next time you pen some cursive kid
not when ur known furlough income & gotta lay-off non essential purchases
3
dumping your wordpad on me was stupid you queer
it doesn’t change the fact i make more in a month then you do in a year
1
money makin maverick the market gets me nice bills quick
i’m always lookin for livestock updates.. is your cow of a wife still sick?
4
you’re still in school huh, buying books with moms checks
if that’s the case, study.. i’m doing one on how badly u butcher concepts
3
a loser w/ no friends, who said this guy’s a G?!
only squad backin up Ansah is the rest of the lions D
2
won't be happy when i’m black masked w/ a broom in the back a ya room
if we see delight on ya face it's cuz my weapons’s fitted w/ a tactical zoom
3
start pistol then go uzi. one man army wit a hamma drawn
by the time i even get to the chopper ya crew’s dead...i’m Arnie in the Amazon
5
box w/ Blue well that only means doom for ya fam..
Ricky Bobby's first interview; you don't know what to do with ya hands
4
have em flatlining, wife crying no effervescence. cue some Evinessence
don't matter Answerring Machines.. when the beep stops i’ll have left a message
4
your ugly ass is shook it’s true
joined ya first rap forum so someone would finally say ‘good looks’ to you
3
producing trash instrumentals doesn’t make you brolic n’ street
it’s fine if you toot your own horn.. but don't post it online & call it a beat
4
i got screamed at yesterday, my girl chimed hellishly
last night wifey gave me an ear full.. you broke down & cried jealously
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come at me strong Alan, i’m all for it. explore the rage
i only hope ya tread light if you’re about to drive & it’s pouring rain
3
take you for ransom, parents sounding shrill in their cries
i’m callin daddy sayin i have the answer like the who wants to be a millionaire guy
2 (rip)
oil’s been in the tank lately man i really hope it will stop
apparently it’s a soviet issue...unfortunately for you so is the glock
2
i’m demanding. get what i want. that’s Blue B’s trend
i’ll only take Noe for an Answer in a trade, i’d rather have the guy from UPN
2
every written starts off shitty then ends in a crap fest
purifier verse has never been dropped, you need to be cleansed of ya wackness
1
wife called you butt ugly & told me she wished she was blind today
i talked to her Al n’ nights her favorite...not the rapper, the time of day (it hides ya face)
2
she’s fat and uggs tho so i never romancer at all
funny she’s been hung up on me for years & i don’t even answer her calls
1
i’m like a missle that’s come to hitchu boyy i target direct
Heat Seeking...on page 7 of a search & havent found a dope bar of urs yet
3
my prime consists of 20+ titles bitch i flossed the world
your Prime consists of 4000 hours watched of Gossip Girl
2
i buy gadgets cuz thank the lord i’m blessed w/ this work
you ‘doo-dad’ cuz everyone in Alabama’s an incestuous dirt
3
our lives are not the same, im dickin’ down some Val’s and Hanna’s
i’m at Burning Man fucking gals bananas. you're in Birmingham fucking Alabama
2
hungry for a bullet? good cuz i’m the don Capone
trust me you don't want Decatur Ring. shoot up ya house while ur on the phone
1
I’m not short FYI, that bar is fucking fake you cuck
just wanted to set the record straight, last album u dropped sounded gay as fuck
2
beat you so badly you’ll have to fake the will to stand
not saying u’ve been using Sarah’s jokes, but ur definitely takin’ Silverman
1
i’ve seen your stand-up & you finna make it never mayne
you ain’t funny Ansari…& Aziz what i’d give you as a letter grade
4
i'm bumpin some Tame Impala, listened to em flow for three minutes
you bump some Tame Impala too. ya piece of shit car barely goes the speed limit
4
jack ur shit w/ the barrel in between ur teeth as you choke
you’ll have no choice coughin up the cheese the queso deep in ya throat
3
go one on one w/ me i promise you’ll beggin me “end this”
Doula have you on the ground in more pain than some pregnancy stretches
2
always destroy opponents in a tactical way
i make the comp sci & soon ill visit you in class wit a K
1
i reach out to my fam to stay in touch. send em funds n’ some bread
you reach out to ur fam cuz i got your mouth gagged & a gun to their heads
2
Magnotta a live feed right before i tear his gina
butcher answer on national TV worse than miss teen south carolina
4
slit his dad’s throat shortly after. take a knife n’ bleed his elder
forget a surgeon by the time i’m finished his wind-pipe’ll need a welder
3
what i’ve saids legit. show his mama what a menace is
blade to her ribs - she’ll feel steel Run along the Cage like a Pettis Kick
4
didn’t want you to be the guy i shot the matic on in haste
saw ur name & it brought a year to my eye...i got ya death tatted on my face
2
a played out, computer nerd thats useless with free's
Alan encrypts & that’s where the old dead concepts he uses should be
4
even off the top i’m A+ & all he’s ever called me is fly
i’d give em a Deify had to rate em, sad since i’m a god to the guy
0 - recycled
make em hate rap. throw a straight jab at this snake cat
i’ll prove hes’ Fake, Watch - playin that Rolly's gon’ end up w/ his Face Smashed
2
w/out lipo your fat ass stomach’s forever doomed to grow
gut job you need could headline one of those new home improvement shows
3
barcotics wack. neigh sucks, orc i’ll snuff if willing
^psych! i only did that to throw you off… a fuckin building
1
ya mom loves sucking my dick tied up. makes me call her a hostage
she makes the head-count & i census frustration my poll ticks all of her boxes
2
flick her nipples as i read’er all my clever punch raps
give her titillation cuz let’s be honest, nothing you’ve ever done has
1 this is about his mom... Hope he didn't give her tit elation



Answer: 142
Blue: 125

Answer just gave me more tit elation apparently

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Thanks for being the only other person on the board thats autistic enough to do a bar by bar breakdown on 200 lines
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I’m calling DQ because blue is still making edits to his verse after votes and over 2 months after the deadline. Inf really is your understudy
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My opener is a hard 5 tho don't @ me ... Reach out too, wit is dead


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I’m familiar with your work & have been under the impression that it’s been hit or miss with you at some places but I stg you got some absolute bangers in here

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@Blue Bayou 100 - if you drop a line more than that I will ERUPT

Diss me for bein deaf, I don’t use low hanging fruit cause my bars are actually decent
COOL u can hear a pin drop… hope it’s from a grenade that blows your retarded ass to pieces
( not a huge fan of that association.. seems pretty bland of a transition . Grenade concept blah )
Airing out my life isn’t skill - You say you got better bars than me, word.. Where though?
I’m not taking personal shots - That’s below the Belt.. and I wouldn’t want to disturb Aero
( idgi .. obviously a current event line. I’ve been inactive )
End all that applause in ur bloated head when these 30 shots are singing at this queer
When the MAC bangs the only clappin you’ll hear Tinnitus is that Semi ringing in your ear
( PHEW that works in my head . The wp is suprIsingly on point . No issue with tuh night is cause that’s how I say it )
Allll that gun talk, you’d freeze if we pulled the straps out.. Ans know you a bitch
I'm TSA.. He sees the trey & drops everything from his shoes to his wallet cuz he can't go through with it
( ooo wee ok so this is wordy .. BUT IT HAD TO BE .. Cayse every word works into the concept the most impressive part of this bar is the “ cant go through with it “ part . I did not miss that . What an impressive line this is . Reminds me of some older shit )
I’ll blow your jaw the fuck off your mouth, fuck up ur speech when ur slurring it
Just to talk you’ll want a translator, I’ll let Eddie know you’ll be in need of her services
( trans later. HAHA FIRE )
I’ll smash the bottle at the bar and get to stabbing this guy
Give u a monocle.. I’m Owed money, & you’ll look it once I shove this glass in your eye
( ehhh ok I see what you did but I wasn’t a huge fan )
I’m bodying Neigh in ~2 weeks.. trust me the dudes gone be losing the ‘ship
Blue’s a future champion too… in 2031 when him and Barcotic the only ones still doing this shit
( lmaooooo chill this is Agro )
I’ll drive by your house with chopper, destroy the drywall, and bail when it ends you
The shotgun will take 60% of the door like it’s splitting sales with the venue
( nice )
I’ll roll your corpse up in the carpet, drag it off and pay the witness
Blue will be all up in an oriental rug, first chance he’s had to act on his fetish for asian bitches
(Eh)
You don’t really want to draw guns with me.. Trust me ur not a boss, jack
If you pull ur arm out, I’ll do a number on you so quick it’ll look like a Holocaust tat
( I like this )
This faggot’ll end up covered in blood once I’m bangin the shotty
Call that skin wars cause this gear gone be painting your body
( I don’t know the reference I’m sorry )
Weapon fully-automatic, one glimpse & ry’ll puke out his guts out before I put a hole in this dork
He’ll take one look at my Armagnac.. when it opens up ur homies pourin THAT shit all over ya corpse
( cool wp)
Act like you’re gonna bang but you turn bitch when this mac is busting & shooting
U won’t know what to do with ur arms when I hit every part of ur body.. call that muscle confusion
( mmm ok )
I don’t even need the strap, I’ll scrap - trust me he’s gonna die though
Ain’t nothing to get this body with NO arms.. have em lookin like Venus de Milo
( concept creative not a huge fan of how it came off but the wording was necessary for the concept . Can’t fault you for that
All that talk about the money you got, lets be real u never had any cash to venture
When he says business is picking up, he’s been really making a killing as a trash collector
( this could of been so much better but the wording of the latter part spoiled it for me )
Be real you live in a co-op house that you fund with your mother’s guap
Puts a sock on his door so his roommate knows when he’s in the room fucking the other sock
( LMFAOOOO AYO )
Remember when AK bodied you the round before I won the summer classic??
Yo that liened the FUCK outa me.. Like how Govt. treated u when u failed to pay your taxes
(Imagine putting “fucking “ before taxes . Now read it with the setup . Damn that would of been nasty. Either way this is nice
You did NO damage in that battle, you walked outta that bout DEMOLISHED
It’s hilarious you couldn’t even give Allagash when you’re a borderline alcoholic
(Nah)
How the fuck u gone turn a rap forum on its head with that wack shit you call punches
The way u failed to appendicitis like barc wordplays, makes us sick to our stomachs
( I couldn’t decipher the wp in this the way I said it man )
Knock the teeth out your fucking mouth til it swell up, u not close to jesus
When he get this Venereal have a large welt on his mouth lookin like he got one of THOSE diseases
( ight youvsouhding like narcotic with these I gotta say like 18x to understand lmao . Eh )
Back in high school you were a scrawny bitch, you never squared up or kicked ass
Only physical reaction u had was everyone laughin cuz u couldn’t do 6 push-ups in gym class
( lol ok )
You a whiny little faggot always crying for attention, let me tuck in your bib
We all know u slept w/ a baby blanket til the day Michael Jackson stopped fuckin his kid
( wtf no )
I’ll kidnap your girl, lock her in the basement, trust me it’s as bad as it seems
She got her mouth open like ghostface with a scary movie on loud maskin the screams
( lmao this was sliiick )
JK I wouldn’t smash your wife, she an uggo you know I’m just fucking with you
If she tried to bang me, I’d show her to the door.. The door would call her an ugly bitch, too
( lazy one here . Doors don’t talk )
She into some freaky shit - whips, chains, I’d love to bang but no thanks
The way her eyes roll back while I choke her she got that Undertaker O-face
( winding down )
But I heard ya wife got money, so I might stick it out for the change
I just gotta pull a bag down over her head before I can get off like we getting out of a plane
( never mind . We back with that super tie in shit . Love it )
Blue’s not even married, he’s been stalking the same chick to find out how he can date her
Only time blue’s relationship turns a corner he’s following her into an alley to rape her
( lol )
Ryan out here using euphemisms to explain why they torn & divorced
Stop telling people it’s a “Trial separation” the bitch got a restraining order from court
( yikes )
This little autistic nerd’s been sexually frustrated and disappointed for years
Last time he had a dime under the sheet was a magic trick where the coin disappears
( clever )
Send his ass back to college, then pump him with lead - believe me, this fags a tool
Find you in class & let a millionaire on your campus like Rodney in Back to School
( eh)
You’re not a fighter, you’re a closeted pussy - there I said it, you’re gay, dog
Blue has some impressive footwork, all that money he spends on pedicures paid off
( played)
You 5 foot something acting like you’re a text God.. this nerd is reckless
You’re average but got a high ceiling.. Well, I’m sure they’re ALL high from your perspective
( decent )
800 Wins dont mean shit when you battle Sinacogs and bottom tier rhyme-sayers
You always failed to get ur head in the game, can’t even figure out face scans for his MyPlayer
)ok)
That chopper take ya whole head off.. you better run then, child
When you hear that K Pop over & over to the point its beatin a dead horse it ain’t Gangnam Style
( nice )
I’ll turn trigger happy and send u a million shots at ry if he even walk this way
Take out the Canon and bang on em til the cartridge jam like a scene from office space
( ok )
This canadian rapper can get the drake - How’s he gonna die? the bullet decides
If we get off on the wrong foot, you can put up ur left or ur right, either way I’m pulling the slide
( uhhh ok )
This little herb don’t want to pull out the straps, I’m really bout this
Got so many bullets you ain’t seen a chamber this crowded since auschwitz
( nice swagger n flow but not really a pinch )
Already put 6 in your dog, the way I put em down was unbelievable
after I dumptrucks in the trashcan he got hauled off in one of THOSE vehicles
(Ehhh )
If you get bodied, get bodied - all that “claiming you didn’t try” shit is fucking exhausting
Always say “I’m gonna let him have it” then use that as an excuse for every one of your losses
( damn )
I got 8 pounds of that Jamaica, If I light up that spliff it rips my head
Only two hits and I’m breathing loud sounding just like your sister in my bed
( antiquated)
Said I like the bush Au Naturale - her legs shot apart fast FUCK with a hedge
I told her there was no point shaving and she didn't even TRY to cover the spread
( holy this was a SLEEPER)
That make out sesh led to some foreplay, then I’m bagging her slow
That tonsil hockey led to a gongshow that really had her dragging her toes
( wut)
When she gets to stripping in my lap, I’m not gonna lie, she’s damn good
The way that horah dance on the chair enough to have a jewish boy entering manhood
) ok )
Get a few drinks in that bitch and she start flirting and wanna toss
Like some taco bell condiments, making jokes & sayin how Hot I am on the Sauce
( this was so corny lol)
Lay you on your back yard blood rushing out your body, give you a halo quick, son
When that hammer flyin u gone see this toolshed all over the ground like a tornado hit one
( cool )
You WASHED UP 2010 was the last time you showed any kind of fucking conviction
Your prime ended yearrssss ago.. Amazon’s still sending requests to re-up your subscription
( damn )
You’ve never been a top tier writing, at best this bottom fag was trending
When Blue says he’s been rubbing shoulders with the greats he offered Dom a happy ending
( nice )
Catch you in your whip, air, out the dezis and causing injuries quick, bitch
You’ll hear a paramore hittin his car.. This faggot loves misery business
( not a fan )
I’ll crack your fucking jaw with a right swing and keep on whomping til he’s broken
U try to bait me, I’ll put a hook through this shrimp’s head & throw his body in the ocean
( ok )
Grip said “Let’s throw hands” you got scared, complimented his bars, & quoted his writing
That kung fu panda proved u really a big softy that has nooooo business fighting
( blah tbh )


Wildly inconsistent but there was fucking absolute bars in there dude I got tired of breaking it down I’ll do blues tmrw fuckkkk
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