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Old 05-25-2020, 06:30 PM   #1
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Default Week 8: Wanderer (3-2) vs. Zelph (2-2) - WAND WINS

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Old 05-26-2020, 12:19 AM   #2
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Old 05-26-2020, 02:29 AM   #3
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When can u get a pic up?

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Old 05-29-2020, 04:37 PM   #4
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Get decked in the face and watch your eyes rock
Holy cow tht was a sight to see, or catch the livestock
Two guns, 6 bullets - couple gloves & tourniquets
Aim at your core or a mini Apple is in your mouth like all of those riots is
They said wanderer was a problem, psh. Ha I think not
Wanna see these hands? I don’t need an alias to get you rocked
Ghostwriters? I have plenty of em. Little boy you stand no chance w me
10 lines dropping in your face might even let you see the Answer key!
How’d you get votes vs barc? Had dude feeling so shit he vanished,
You didn’t even deserve a taiwanese fuckers must be reading a different language

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Old 05-30-2020, 03:04 AM   #6
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Don’t be a bitch

I’ve had a verse to for ages. Time zones different so I’ve woken up and seen this

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Wanderers Verse


Snubbed 44 like an allergy keeping u & ur guys on their toes
Hay fever - anytime it’s round a fucking daisy projectiles tend to fly from the nose
Verses lack sting & not worth a breakdown. Man the abuse he’s been thru
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Bitch on the inside. Identity crisis mean ur chick run for hills bruh
Funny we both got in ur girls pants but only u modelled them on insta
Zelph girl won’t bang? I hear she holding out to find he’s gay
Only chick all over Zealous ur girl calling me multiple times each day
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Old 05-30-2020, 12:11 PM   #9
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Get decked in the face and watch your eyes rock
Holy cow tht was a sight to see, or catch the livestock

lol i like the idea but the wording is just a little cheesy. Saying holy cow in a battle just seems childish

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Aim at your core or a mini Apple is in your mouth like all of those riots is

Nah for a few reasons. Firstly, theres no such thing as having a minneapolis in your mouth, and even on the side of the wp it makes sense, the sentence itself is still kinda nonsense. Mini apple is passable as a wp for me phonetically but considering the words involved, I think it'd be next to impossible to execute it in a way that's not corny.

They said wanderer was a problem, psh. Ha I think not
Wanna see these hands? I don’t need an alias to get you rocked

Ok, i think you could've tied this into barc a little better

Ghostwriters? I have plenty of em. Little boy you stand no chance w me
10 lines dropping in your face might even let you see the Answer key!

ok

How’d you get votes vs barc? Had dude feeling so shit he vanished,
You didn’t even deserve a taiwanese fuckers must be reading a different language

lol you know considering the background of his battle with barc I actually like this bar. If it weren't for the whole tae kwan debacle, I wouldn't care too much for this as a wp, but this is a strong punch with all things considered




Snubbed 44 like an allergy keeping u & ur guys on their toes
Hay fever - anytime it’s round a fucking daisy projectiles tend to fly from the nose

This is shy as a haymaker because I'm not 100% sold on you calling him a daisy. It's just not a word I'm normalized to as an insult. That being said, I think you're british? so it might be more common there. If you could somehow word the set-up line in a way that makes it feel more natural to call him a daisy, this bar would be fire, but either way this is pretty good.

Verses lack sting & not worth a breakdown. Man the abuse he’s been thru
Funny u cant find ur fangs... & the voters got nothing to sink their teeth into

ok, a bit simple for my preferences

Listen when I make a move, enemies cry coz they got a friend to bury
If there’s tears when Emotion towards anyone it’s resolved with hugs & Ben n jerry’s

Ehh

Bitch on the inside. Identity crisis mean ur chick run for hills bruh
Funny we both got in ur girls pants but only u modelled them on insta

lol this is funny but it's definitely a rehash of an old joke that's been done a lot

Zelph girl won’t bang? I hear she holding out to find he’s gay
Only chick all over Zealous ur girl calling me multiple times each day

This is cool



solid battle from both of you, taiwanese and hay fever were highlights, and I think zealous was the next best hit

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Two guns, 6 bullets - couple gloves & tourniquets
Aim at your core or a mini Apple is in your mouth like all of those riots is
They said wanderer was a problem, psh. Ha I think not
Wanna see these hands? I don’t need an alias to get you rocked

vs.


Zelph girl won’t bang? I hear she holding out to find he’s gay
Only chick all over Zealous ur girl calling me multiple times each day

v-zunto

zunto had better punches..

both lacked in the structure/set-ups but overall I feel like zunto got it.
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You must be joking with the Minne Apple and Taiwanese bars

Goodness no

No effort went into this

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Wand had the opener. Daisy as in a soft lad? Over Zealous was good. Emotion was an ok flip too. Everything was nicely worded.
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I have to say... This weird “wordplay” style where guys type “Taiwanese” and mean “tie when these” or “all over Zealous” and mean “all over Zel is” when there’s no tie in to a punch of any kind is really strange to me. I’ve now seen it in multiple battles on here, and I don’t see any appeal to it at all. There’s no wit involved if you can’t tie it to a diss or a punchline. But, guys here apparently like it. Odd. Do guys now really just think of words that sound like other words and put them randomly into lines without trying to make it funny? Where’s the skill in that?

Anyway, I thought both verses were pretty forced. Wanderer’s verse was less so. So, he wins... Cheers.

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Hands vs fangs n zealous. Wand gets my vote with more quotables
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I ain't like any of Zelph's bars. I actually didn't get the Taiwanese wp at first until @Ajax explained it, because that shit is forced as fuck. Taiwanese = TIE WAN/WON KNEES!

I honestly thought Zelph's whole verse was garbage, nothing was quotable and I can't tell what happened.

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Funny u cant find ur fangs... & the voters got nothing to sink their teeth into
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Only chick all over Zealous ur girl calling me multiple times each day

v - Wand. I wasn't going to quote the over Zealous/ over Zel is bar at first, but I thought the wording saved it a bit. Wand had the better verse and delivered more towards dissing the opponent in an interesting way. I have no clue what the hell Zelph's verse was, but it made me chronically depressed. This is what my screen looked like reading his shit:


He's better than this, but dude txting like a jobber. He went from potential contender at 2-2 to txt game Santino Marella with those first two bars and just never gained control over some of the worst bars I've seen since coming back. Dude saw the Tyke Wan DOH shit from last week and decided to raise the level of forced wp to astronomically bad proportions with Taiwanese/Tie when these. I don't think there's an accent on Earth, including the speakings of the indigenous, to understand this wp, so idk how Ajax caught it. Maybe he got El Muffin as a dealer and that shit he sold him helped pronounce Taiwanese as Tie when these. I might need to go watch the Discovery and History Channels, maybe penguins say Taiwanese like that or something. Maybe, dinosaurs said it like that. I need Veritas for diagnosis and trauma therapy, because between that and the Mini Apple is, I just can't believe a txtcee of your caliber typed this up. You disrespecting your keyboard and every key there, including the escape button, posting that.

How’d you get votes vs barc? Had dude feeling so shit he vanished,
You didn’t even deserve a taiwanese fuckers must be reading a different language


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Aim at your core or a mini Apple is in your mouth like all of those riots is


I seen the spirits of God0fWar, Token, Beyond, $pitacular, etc. coming through my screen and floating around me after reading that shit and they was all guiding me to log off before I regained control of my soul. Thought I was kungfugrip with the spoon or Vic with the weed for a second. Nigga, what the fuck was that? Why the fuck is forced wp poppin in txt?

Nigga.

Tie


Wan/Won


Knees


Taiwanese


Please never again with that shit. I know niggas rioting in real life, but you ain't got to burn down txt too. That mini Apple is bar don't even make sense. It's supposed to be a red dot reference, but when did niggas start calling red dots mini apples? You playing too much COD or something man. Reading them bars hurt my spirit a little. I'm lucky as fuck vanished and language/tourniquets and riots is barely rhyme, but I need to cleanse my soul in the archives.
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