05-18-2020, 12:07 PM | #1 |
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Week 7: Letterman (4-2) vs. FGR (4-2) - LETTERMAN WINS
NBL Season XIV Rules Due Dates: • Verses are due FRIDAY by 11:59 PM PST. • Voting ends MONDAY ideally • Battles that lack votes may close later. • One sided battles may get closed early. • Extensions are 24 hours, anything longer is a DQ and/or Double DQ • To avoid issues, you are encouraged to PM me your verse in advance Line Limit: • Min. = 10 lines • Max. = 20 lines • The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. Voting: • I do not have time to count links, and I know nobody wants to post them because it’s tedious. Do your part and vote or I’m making house calls. General Rules: • 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. • 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. • Feeding = DQ. • Recycling = DQ. • Biting = DQ. • No freeposting, swaying or bitching. • Unless a picture battle is agreed upon, linking to your opponent's picture or posting it means you will disqualified. • A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged. • If your opponent doesn't check in, you still have to post a verse. • Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in. • If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post must match the 1st person's line amount, and can’t post more lines. @FGR @Letterman
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05-18-2020, 05:14 PM | #2 |
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@Letterman I only went 10
. . . Last week showed us your frail....so that tough guy shit? You can save it Neighbor left you chalked up... his kids are now playing hopscotch on ur pavement I'll sneak in ya crib when your relaxing, jump out & make things obscene attack this Mandarin dinner cuz my fat ass loves asian cuisine I bang them sticks like a drummer. So those fist ain't hurting me Letter better run before he gets struck biatec like minting celtic currency Your getting shot on the spot bitch. Fuck punches... I don't fight fair I'll load up n send bullets inlet, then dump his body off a boat right there You'll be floating lifeless. it'll look like you were attacked by sharks during a swim No joke the gunnel rip dude apart & those type of fish will eat whats left of him
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05-23-2020, 03:02 AM | #6 |
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U being fat is biblical. Seeing proof about ur weight is astounding dude
Cuz I’ve read about Miracle’s, & if he missed a meal we could feed five thousand too Food has fucked ur life up. It’ll take years to erase those damages We wont see Miracle whipped into shape, til his fat ass puts down all those mayo sandwiches Caught him his whip like “u getting slumped today” Poor bastard tried to get out, but the metal hit his mug & left him sunken place How to get away with murder: 1) Grab the snub. 2) Clap at him I held the nose & wet him up.. the description of the crime sounded like a baptism U live a worthless life, & to your son you’re a fuckin hack At least you leave an impression every day, when this fat fuck gets off the couch to grab another snack |
05-23-2020, 03:13 AM | #7 |
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Well, this not the easiest one to call but le me recap.. I’ve got feed the 5,000 as my LOTB followed by miracle whip and then FGR’s biatec line. Aside from that one miss from letter, I was feeling more of his bars overall soooo... Vote letterman Good drops from both |
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That Mandarin bar was hilarious caught me off guard Biatec Like the carry over punch in the last four but the wording could’ve been better ‘those type of fish’ seemed awkward Nice verse Letterman Feeding 5000 great opener Miracle whip nice again Left impression/couch was a nice closer Overall this was pretty close. Letterman had the best moments but a couple of misses for me. FGR was pretty consistent throughout. I think if his concepts were worded better he may have snuck this but Letterman’s first 4 and closer were good enough to take it. Vote Lettermsn |
05-23-2020, 02:31 PM | #10 |
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FGR: Biatec, Inlet
Lows: opener, I think the closer flip on was too obv here.. Letterman: Miracle Whip, opener, baptism line was oook Lows: closer Pretty cool, short battle here... Although some stuff seems familiar that I read off RB or elsewhere. (Mandarin) - that said it's pretty neck & neck. I liked FGRs angles by a bit. I have Letter here for a bit more overall polish. V Letter |
05-23-2020, 02:54 PM | #11 |
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FGR, I don’t know if you do this every week because this is the first I’ve seen you in a battle, but you force the wordplay too much. One dimensional verse and the wording was off. Couple clever plays but they didn’t amount to much. Sorry my man, just wasn’t feeling it.
Letterman, opener was cool, next bar was solid and I liked the baptism line personally. Your stuff was worded better and the structure was solid. Cool verse. Vote- letterman |
05-23-2020, 05:09 PM | #12 |
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Last week showed us your frail....so that tough guy shit? You can save it Neighbor left you chalked up... his kids are now playing hopscotch on ur pavement No harshness to the ending. Also not a fan of the "you lost to ___ last week" bars I'll sneak in ya crib when your relaxing, jump out & make things obscene attack this Mandarin dinner cuz my fat ass loves asian cuisine Not much of a diss I bang them sticks like a drummer. So those fist ain't hurting me Letter better run before he gets struck biatec like minting celtic currency Wp straight, but "he better run...."? Not strong wording Your getting shot on the spot bitch. Fuck punches... I don't fight fair I'll load up n send bullets inlet, then dump his body off a boat right there Not a diss You'll be floating lifeless. it'll look like you were attacked by sharks during a swim No joke the gunnel rip dude apart & those type of fish will eat whats left of him Not a diss Not feelin much. The last 4 punches were way too statement-ish. 3/10 VS Letterman U being fat is biblical. Seeing proof about ur weight is astounding dude Cuz I’ve read about Miracle’s, & if he missed a meal we could feed five thousand too Lol, nice Food has fucked ur life up. It’ll take years to erase those damages We wont see Miracle whipped into shape, til his fat ass puts down all those mayo sandwiches Good, but lessened because it's the second fat joke in a row Caught him his whip like “u getting slumped today” Poor bastard tried to get out, but the metal hit his mug & left him sunken place Not feelin it How to get away with murder: 1) Grab the snub. 2) Clap at him I held the nose & wet him up.. the description of the crime sounded like a baptism Not a diss U live a worthless life, & to your son you’re a fuckin hack At least you leave an impression every day, when this fat fuck gets off the couch to grab another snack Above avg filler Started strong, fell off. First two bars won the battle. 6/10 Vote: Letterman |
05-23-2020, 08:38 PM | #13 |
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All of his lines were pretty good, I got the biatec thing because I can read inbetween the lines but it seemed like a really obscure reference. my favorite line was I'll sneak in ya crib when your relaxing, jump out & make things obscene attack this Mandarin dinner cuz my fat ass loves asian cuisine it was witty/funny and I haven't heard the madarin thing before. Overall I thought all of FGR's lines were about as good/potent as all the others... none of the lines were bad but none were mind blowing or anything. lets see what lettermans got that could be enought to beat him... i'm voting as i'm readinf for the first time... Letterman How to get away with murder: 1) Grab the snub. 2) Clap at him I held the nose & wet him up.. the description of the crime sounded like a baptism that was dope, gun bars are kind of an easy cop out... but basically every line of FGR's was a gun bar.. and to me this one was the best of the battle U being fat is biblical. Seeing proof about ur weight is astounding dude Cuz I’ve read about Miracle’s, & if he missed a meal we could feed five thousand too that was my favorite line of the battle Overall I just looked at other votes, I try not to so I don't bias mine... but I'd just say Letterman was better, liked the way he worded things and was slightly more fresh. Other than the mayo sandwhich line.. that shit didn't even rhyme. But yeah.. looks like everyone voting against FGR... I think it was a lot closer than a shut out for sure. But yeah... vote - letterman and to letterman also your battle against Neighbor whatever, it was last week or week before I voted for you twice and whoever kept deleting my vote... I like Neighbor and I think he's good, didn't read the over all votes on that... but I voted for you and its bullshit niggas can just delete votes for no reason. *edited because I put Trouble instead of Neighbor, got the names mixed up* anyway good showing boys, neither of you sucked. -VOTE DOESNT COUNT STAFF
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05-23-2020, 09:27 PM | #14 |
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biatec - bit obscure as wordplay but we've all been there, executed well though inlet - this was okay again wouldn't know the word/link to tie in straight off the bat though. Madarin been done a few time and better tbh. Always seen it as man daring as well but accents and all that. Letter opener - decent jab got half a nose exhale mayo sand etcs -not as good as opener but follows well sunken place - sunken place was a weird phrase even though I know what you mean, okay with all the tie ins still workrd well baptism- seen similar but you added in the nose detail and it was delivered well so okay I got let pretty easy here. Fgr was okay here but Letterman put up a pretty solid verse. v/Lettermans |
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