Week 6: Slect (1-4) vs. Mac (0-0) - SLECT WINS

[Blue Bayou]

NBL Season XIV

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@Slect
@Mac

[Mac]

check ! 12 - 16 your call @Slect

[slecht]

Got you

[Mac]

@slecht no hard feelings but...

..it looks like a 2020 agenda has been used more than you
so much time alone your dick is already screaming safe words
not something unheard of, and surely nothing to cheer
the closest you'll get to 69 is a sex felony and a ruined career
n will do this brief, leave you dreaming with fairies
beat, roasted like an argentinian beef and gasping for Buenos aires
no offense, i'm shaped like by da vinci and therent many other
you look like a skunk fucked a mad cow and gave birth to your mother..
..but chill lil' Grasshopper, u gonna hop places like Forrest
prolly just like ur parent.. that hybrid woman jumps entire forests
i know its getting repetitive.. this is the last in the archive
just..
your mother has been thru so many bytes she could fill a hard drive
so, don't go around pulling strings last week win wasnt ur decision
broke ya 4 loses streak with a troll that met God Thesaurus in a vision
bitch you suck giant donkey balls.. try to stay away from the screen
if slecht's ever on fire droppin heat, it involves 103 °F and quarantine

[slecht]

Idiot loser with shitty humor, got no smoke like a shitty hookah
I am a killer, on the fly ..crack ya skull - no Jimmy Snuka
A beginner won't ever champ this league. It's simple - get the picture.
If u say u the peoples champ? that'll have rock n rollin over his grave, no Little Richard
gave ya bitch 5 bucks to come over & perform fellatio. That broad is crazy.
She'll doing anything for the bucs this year, that's Gronk & Brady.
I'll had bitch on my dick,...hair back & forth, like Willow boppin'
Then I choke her with what she sleeping on: call it pillow talking.
many reasons I state that...You're not a battler with great raps, u straight trash
that flavor just ain't cutting it, I'm checking u off the list like Craig, Mac.
I don't care if you decline, I'll force you to say I'm the greatest of all time
with a knife, I'll carve mac on ya forehead till u make up your mind.
No, Kid. Hungry MC's like me don't want e-thugs like you in this location,
u a rat, 'n I ain't taking your shit,...I'm the charity refusing 6ix9ines donation
U awful at this, fam. Fake as fuck like those who do it all for the gram.
Make you look foolish, mac...when I pull the piece: Monopoly scam.

[slecht]

Idiot loser with shitty humor, got no smoke like a shitty hookah
I am a killer, on the fly ..crack ya skull - no Jimmy Snuka
A beginner won't ever champ this league. It's simple - get the picture.
If u say u the peoples champ? that'll have rock n rollin over his grave, no Little Richard
I gave ya bitch 5 bucks to come over & perform fellatio. That broad is crazy.
She'll doing anything for the bucs this year, that's Gronk & Brady.
I'll had bitch on my dick,...hair back & forth, like Willow boppin'
Then I choke her with what she sleeping on: call it pillow talking.
many reasons I state that...You're not a battler with great raps, u straight trash
that flavor just ain't cutting it, I'm checking u off the list like Craig, Mac.
I don't care if you decline, I'll force you to say I'm the greatest of all time
with a knife, I'll carve mac on ya forehead till u make up your mind.
No, Kid. Hungry MC's like me don't want e-thugs like you in this location,
u a rat, 'n I ain't taking your shit,...I'm the charity refusing 6ix9ines donation
U awful at this, fam. Fake as fuck like those who do it all for the gram.
Make you look foolish, mac...when I pull the piece: Monopoly scam.

[Coop]

Mac


@slecht no hard feelings but...

..it looks like a 2020 agenda has been used more than you
so much time alone your dick is already screaming safe words
Doesn't rhyme, wtf
not something unheard of, and surely nothing to cheer
the closest you'll get to 69 is a sex felony and a ruined career
Bit basic but ok
n will do this brief, leave you dreaming with fairies
beat, roasted like an argentinian beef and gasping for Buenos aires
Unless i'm missing some buenos aires wp this is basic
no offense, i'm shaped like by da vinci and therent many other
you look like a skunk fucked a mad cow and gave birth to your mother..
Elementary diss on many levels
..but chill lil' Grasshopper, u gonna hop places like Forrest
prolly just like ur parent.. that hybrid woman jumps entire forests
Ehh. Jumping ≠ fucking
i know its getting repetitive.. this is the last in the archive
just..
your mother has been thru so many bytes she could fill a hard drive
3 in a row? You could tell it is repetitive... a definite sign to switch up the concepts. Probably the best one of the 3, but lessened impact because it was the last of the 3
so, don't go around pulling strings last week win wasnt ur decision
broke ya 4 loses streak with a troll that met God Thesaurus in a vision
Commas and spell check would do you some good. Also this is dissing who he beat more than him. Weak diss.
bitch you suck giant donkey balls.. try to stay away from the screen
if slecht's ever on fire droppin heat, it involves 103 °F and quarantine
Lazy-ish


A non-rhyming opener made me not want to read the rest. 3 yo momma jokes in a row killed any momentum. I will say, you do a good job of tying your set ups to your punches, and the verse as a whole flows. Your best bar was probably bytes, if the set up was better. (I'm assuming its a fat joke)

I'd give this a 5/10

VS




slecht


Idiot loser with shitty humor, got no smoke like a shitty hookah
I am a killer, on the fly ..crack ya skull - no Jimmy Snuka
Good flow, but not a fan of the way this ends. More of a rap bar than a rap battle bar
A beginner won't ever champ this league. It's simple - get the picture.
If u say u the peoples champ? that'll have rock n rollin over his grave, no Little Richard
Same here.
I gave ya bitch 5 bucks to come over & perform fellatio. That broad is crazy.
She'll doing anything for the bucs this year, that's Gronk & Brady.
More of a statement than a creative diss
I'll had bitch on my dick,...hair back & forth, like Willow boppin'
Then I choke her with what she sleeping on: call it pillow talking.
Not really dissin him.
many reasons I state that...You're not a battler with great raps, u straight trash
that flavor just ain't cutting it, I'm checking u off the list like Craig, Mac.
"Im checking you off the list" just isn't strong
I don't care if you decline, I'll force you to say I'm the greatest of all time
with a knife, I'll carve mac on ya forehead till u make up your mind.
Cool, rewording/a better twist on make up ya mind, this woulda been fire
No, Kid. Hungry MC's like me don't want e-thugs like you in this location,
u a rat, 'n I ain't taking your shit,...I'm the charity refusing 6ix9ines donation
Ehhh
U awful at this, fam. Fake as fuck like those who do it all for the gram.
Make you look foolish, mac...when I pull the piece: Monopoly scam.
Tying in monopoly somehow in your setup would've made this better. The fact one can replace 'monopoly 'with other board games shows that it wasn't creative enough.


This verse would be better for an audio battle or a freestyle.

The bars like:

"...................
......., no _____"

don't belong in a text battle. They can be creative, but unless done perfectly, lack sting.

Speaking of lacking sting..... when you boil it down, and look at just your punchlines, only 2/8 even diss him directly. That needs to be 8/8.


This a 4/10.


Vote: Mac

[Wanderer]

Slect took this easily for me.
First 3 bars were cool and then started to fall off imo.
Overall he was more creative and came harder than Mac.

I wasn’t really feeling anything from Mac. Elementary insults made everything feel weak. Needed more creativity

Vote slect

[FGR]

Macs verse didn't hit for me....Than you/safe word didn't rhyme.... the rest of it was lacking sting on any punch..no hate buddy ...the set up and wording was cool but it was a miss in the end Everytime.. a bytes line? Really? This shit lacked sting..closer was alright..but I would call it too creative..like I said no hate just rework ur bars to hit harder . .. slechts opener was selfhype n didn't hit Mac.... The rest was decent st best... I've seen u drop hard punches in punch league on rb..I'm not sure what this is... It wasn't bad.. but just didn't hit like I've seen from u in the past... In the end tho your punches still connected better than Macs...packed more sting...

Vote slect

[Neighbor]

not something unheard of, and surely nothing to cheer
the closest you'll get to 69 is a sex felony and a ruined career

vs.

Idiot loser with shitty humor, got no smoke like a shitty hookah
I am a killer, on the fly ..crack ya skull - no Jimmy Snuka
A beginner won't ever champ this league. It's simple - get the picture.
If u say u the peoples champ? that'll have rock n rollin over his grave, no Little Richard
many reasons I state that...You're not a battler with great raps, u straight trash
that flavor just ain't cutting it, I'm checking u off the list like Craig, Mac.
I don't care if you decline, I'll force you to say I'm the greatest of all time
with a knife, I'll carve mac on ya forehead till u make up your mind.


Got it 4-1 on quotes in Slecht's favor.. Mac fell short for me here; just didn't really connect on anything, imo. Stay signed in, though @Mac.. this's the place to hone your skills & elevate. Nice drop @slecht

v/ Slecht

[Answer]

Im not gonna do a massive breakdown on this one since most of my comments would probably just be a repetition of what was said already and I think this is a comfortable W for slecht that doesn't need a tremendous amount of detail

From Mac, "you look like a skunk fucked a mad cow and gave birth to your mother" made me lol a bit, but this one, and many of your other bars were overtly simple and a few of the ones you had that did incorporate a punch e.g. dropping heat and 69 are pretty played out, so my primary suggestion is making sure every bar in your verse is more like those, but try to be more outside of the box with your thinking. A lot of the first ideas that come to your mind will often be things everyone has done at some point

from slecht, he had good concepts in just about every bar, just needs to improve on overall execution. the gronk & brady bar was probably lotb for me though someone else did do a similar bar in a diff battle this week. Make up your mind might be the second best

v/ Slecht

[Plot]

V-Slecht
Cant get behind Mac in this one, opener didnt rhyme and that your mothers a skunk shit was terrible. Slechts first 3 or so bars were enough for him to win.

[Bomb Bard]

69 was meh wasn’t feeling anything else from Mac


Vs

Jimmy snuka, 69 was decent, Craig Mac and make up your mind we’re cool. Had some misses tho


I got Slecht with more quotables. Sorry for the short vote I’m busy

[Blue Bayou]

Slect wins