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Old 02-19-2020, 10:45 AM   #1
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Meme - an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.

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Time to set the wheels in motion with no real emotion
You close minded clones still don't know how to open
It's like y'all robots encoded with no thoughts or focus
Go with God jokers, everyone knows you not woke bitch
Like Heath's overdose in '08, I go JFK so there's no debate
I tell/advise to not show your face, I'm who you 'post to thank
I'm no Bruce Wayne but all these clowns I've grown to hate
Each foe is slain like Lois Lane when there's no S-Cape
No escape; constructive criticism builds anticipation
Shame I'm inhospitable like my stuttering aunt-is-a-patient
So just pray I leave you in tact, I bitch slap complainers
I'll make mince-meat out of you like emptying tic tac containers
Plus us cagey fucks play a bluff like we made it up
We stay above all your miscellaneous missiles aimed at us
You shooting blanks, I'm throwing punches like Jimmy Hoffa's son
Remember you charge with a gun and with a knife you run
My sex drive is nuts... A Porsche, Cadillac or a Stinger
I bet you got a Toyota like a Mandalorian action figure
A toy Yoda, *snickers*, add you to the sea of victims
I got such a clean cut image you can see blood in it
Not concerned with your existence, bitches like to hear themselves talk
That's existential, but an ex's stench'll never wear off
Your death's not in vain, I got you drained like a faucet
When I take aorta like the accent of a waitress in Boston
The fuck you take me for... like a condom; which of course ripped
Now you got a hog to support kid, I should call you a-boar-shin (ignore this)
Excuse my corniness, I'm just not the alcohol type
It's sickeningly ironic how the coronavirus is in the limelight
But take it with a grain of salt, your teeth sink in and bite this
And if you drop a meme it probably means you didn't write it (I did)
You wait in the wings like a turbine, my first class seat is higher
I'm a frequent flier like advertising a eat in diner
But it seems my admirers all oddly lobby against me
Like you pressed L on a elevator then hopped off and left me
Can't see the forest for the trees, I'm pulled to the clearing and pounced
Y'all probably wouldn't hear-me-out unless my parole hearing's announced
Yet you scream and shout and expect all your lyrics to count
Top 5 here isn't in doubt; deadman, myself... is there anyone else?
Now you all petty and pout, usually in the middle of your laughter
Forever a non factor, y'all two or three syllable rappers
So to recap I reek havoc, a fantasy story is tragic
What happens if Walter Mitty is rapping? I can only imagine
The gravity of the situation can no longer carry you through
You fearing the truth, it's scary to you when the stereo's mute
So if you wonder why I'm up in space staring at you...
It's cuz I can only watch you drone on and on from an aerial view
You don't have a voice like Ariel dude, you ain't instrumental, who knew?
I'd sooner wet my whistle then play second fiddle to you
You may be uptight beyond repair, but something's so screwed
You call in sick to your own school, I call-in-feral like Phone Booth
Stuck behind a force-field like gropers, I can see you through it
Split up the word meme (me/me), call it the Me 2 movement
Take ya girl on the town, but it's not very prudent
Cuz every Man-delay-bay like the Las Vegas shooting
They all gun-ho for the booty, they tag team her from the start
Hi ho Silver like a Diablo pick up line, that's for the magazine, Lars
You drive-thru vets are far too meta, but it's the best part
You never in park, it's no wonder you never met a benchmark
Lighten up partner, your wife is prepared for conversion
Meaning she polly wants a cracker... like what my parrot is learnin' (ha)
And we'd make quite the pair, you're probably scared you deserve it
It seems these days you need a cage just to carry the burden
Carry the bird-in; my circle's starting to appear oval
I'm trying to keep on an even keel but they want me to keel over
I'm a figure of speech like a metaphor, and never a short read
Take your seat, my stable hand moves at race horse speed
I'll leave you in between where the welcome mat and floor meets
But everything hinges on the fact that you should adore me
Your shit is whack and boring, shoulda left your trash in the dump
I adjust to pressure stacking up but it's nerve racking as fuck
Like a factory bruh, and all my lies stay unspoken
Can't convey my emotions, my assembly line's straight up broken
I'm game as deer in the forest, you spent your career as a hoarder
Steering through borders, I don't have OCD but I fear the disorder
And I always knew a mirror can torture like American soldiers
Fuck 1-2 punch, all ya nine's pre-ten'd like numerical order
I'm a loot-tenant like criminal landlords, this is my last resort
Ask Christopher Nolan, you view Tenet the same way back and forwards
When I get close I dont just pick the GOAT, I challenge your forum
What you bitches post just sticks-n'-stones like excalibur's sword
Quit Stalin like you're a communist, greatness is streamlined quick
You couldn't catch a fleetin' glimpse with war footage of a sea of ships
The child is father of the man, like Wordsworth profoundly delivered
Can't drown in literature, today a word's worth a thousand pictures
Can't have a meme without an image, now watch this text decay
Vets just brag their shit's contained in septic tanks, except it tanks
I should bide my time, then you all could die in vain
But Heinz-site's 2020... ketchup's copyright webpage (lol sorry)
I don't loom over the game with an aluminum frame, but you prolly should
Cuz you act ridiculous-Lee like Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
If art imitates life then every bar is random
I once met the star Ted Danson and then started-dancin'
Give a fuck where my hardhat's landing, my territory spelling...
Once I get the lay of the land I could tear a Tori Spelling
I'm legend-dairy like Harvey Milk... alright enough of this useless drivel
If I was stupid and disheveled I wouldn't stoop to your level
I can't ever stress it enough, legends are the definition of past tense
But you can't illicit reactions with the illest sitting inactive
So I'll take a stand for the masses, keep this forum alive with my actions
You might disagree but good luck trying to match it
Soon as you light the wic, ashes; Y'all robots to interact with
All you A.I.'s check my beginner's guide...

Yeah...

We talking about practice...

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Old 02-19-2020, 05:45 PM   #2
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nerve fracking could have been good used there

I read it all

might have to diss you in response
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Old 02-19-2020, 07:42 PM   #3
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You're really good but the corny wordplay got nauseating after so many.
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Old 02-19-2020, 08:15 PM   #4
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I'm legend-dairy like Harvey Milk

What makes you think it's a good idea to post this? It's so corny and bad. There are many other examples.
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Old 02-19-2020, 11:50 PM   #5
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Putting in work. This was dope.
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Old 02-21-2020, 11:42 PM   #6
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Bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-22-2020, 04:29 AM   #7
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I tell/advise to not show your face, I'm who you 'post to thank
I'm no Bruce Wayne but all these clowns I've grown to hate
Each foe is slain like Lois Lane when there's no S-Cape
No escape; constructive criticism builds anticipation
Shame I'm inhospitable like my stuttering aunt-is-a-patient
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