02-14-2014, 12:58 PM | #1 |
Leave you flatlined.
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Most Romantic Thing You've Ever Done
I'm not romantic
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02-14-2014, 01:01 PM | #2 |
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I bought a bottle of 1800 with flowers and chocolates
I'm a G... Gentleman
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02-14-2014, 01:02 PM | #3 |
Leave you flatlined.
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Someone delete this thread can't believe a real nigga like myself would think this thread up. Got caught up in moment.
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02-14-2014, 01:02 PM | #4 |
Leave you flatlined.
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Aww
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02-14-2014, 01:03 PM | #5 |
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Ate the box
Good thread Tom
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02-14-2014, 01:03 PM | #6 |
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Put it in da butt.
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02-14-2014, 01:29 PM | #7 |
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I took that bitch kids to chucky cheese and chopped her up right in the booth. I got her so good, tickets started comin out her pussy my nig.
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02-14-2014, 01:44 PM | #8 |
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i'm terrible with ho's YO
one chick i did some fly shit with tho back when i was 19ish in akron. i lived with my pops but he was in the depths of alcoholism so he went to work, went to the bar, came home barely able to park and would pass out dead to the world so the crib was mine basically. well it was a saturday so he would work 7-12 and then be at the bar till damn near closing time. so i had the crib to myself and tried some FLY shit cuz my girl/the girl i was talking to was coming over. i had al green playing through my stereo and every candle i could find lit while i was cooking my specialty of spaghetti and meatballs right. well she showed up the pure white person she is and thought it was corny, of course it was. but i kept telling her we were gonna have fun did i mention i was drunk? well she ends up killing my al green and killing my drunk mood by hating like lol your weird. so inside my bloods boiling like motherfucker, steve harvey said this shit would work so as im killing that and she turns on some mtv garbage reality show, i hear a doorbell and its another chick and like 3 dudes with beer so im like wtf yo. well apparently this bitch thought i was throwing a party since i said we would have fun. luckily i had blown out the candles before then since she already killed the vibe but no worries, she informed them of that. i dont know these people so now im pissed and drunk and in my hayday of buffoonery. but im holding it together like yo i got this excellent meal i aint giving nobody SHIT. im gonna drink there beer and then kick them out and play world of warcraft forever alone well it didnt work out as planned. i dont know if you guys know but when im drunk i can't take JAPES and jokes at my expense. well the girl i was fucking with was clowning me a little so i was like WHATEVA WHATEVA because shes on my lap and my hands on her inner thigh and im thinking your gonna eat them words yo. but then one of the dudes like added on to something she said i don't remember but i tossed her off of me and she tripped over the coffee table awkwardly and i manhandled the one guy. grabbed him by the shirt like in a kids movie where the giant kid picks up the little kid by the front of his shirt well i didnt pick him up i was just drunkenly pushing him around/through and over stuff his boys jumped up like whoa whoa and i was in furious rage mode by this point, too much adrenaline to where when i think back im embarassed but it was like blackout rage. i threw the dude out onto my porch and his boys were terrified, bunch of lame skinny weirdos. told em all to bounce the last dude was trying to put his shoes on and i slapped him in the ear like lets go nigga but word that was one of the most depressing events of my life young depressed hooligan. they all probably think im the devil. but thats what i get for messing with a preppy white chick who was too good for me. with her shitty lame preppy white dude friends in cargo shorts and polo's i finished that day playing world of warcraft and beating off in my room forever alone
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02-14-2014, 01:52 PM | #9 |
that nigga
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I pulled out one time when a chick was too caught up to ask me not to.
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02-14-2014, 02:00 PM | #12 |
You Next
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didn't force anal on the ho that day. that was pretty nice of me
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02-14-2014, 02:00 PM | #13 |
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I remember I kissed my ex bf at the movie theater it felt so good, Good ol days.
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02-14-2014, 02:19 PM | #14 |
Leave you flatlined.
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Lol @ uh oh. If more people showed up at my place unannounced id tell them they have to leave, period. The hoe who originally came too.
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02-14-2014, 02:57 PM | #15 |
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02-14-2014, 03:02 PM | #16 |
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one chick I took her to like a 4/5 star restaurant in williamsburg (where busch gardens is) with $50 entrees and we got a nice suite to wrap the night up
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02-14-2014, 03:04 PM | #17 |
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shoulda just took her to busch gardens yo
i forgot those even existed i remember being a kid at the one in florida looking at PARROTS and shit while a marching band went by with tubas and shit and they had them "whitewater" rafting rides
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02-14-2014, 03:11 PM | #18 |
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02-14-2014, 03:34 PM | #19 |
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I like doing romantic shit when I'm with someone, I'm good at it too. But that's for me and whoever girl I'm with, and what I do is different depending on the girls personality. No, I aint sharing that shit.
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02-14-2014, 03:35 PM | #20 |
IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
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Bought a dozen roses, teddy bear, and got my great grandmothers wedding ring. Put the ring on the teddybear finger. Came home from college and was planning to surprise her so i told everybody not to tell her I was coming home. I get to her moms crib and she is phat bootyed up(fat as fuck) but she was acting strange. Im thinking there is another nigga in the house so im casually searching around even looked in her mom room cause her mommy trife like that but no nigga so im relieved then she hit me with the im pregnant bomb. I had to gather myself. And left after i told her u couldn't wear condoms i was fucking other bitches but i never got them pregnant. Yea never tried romantic dives again.
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