Username 1-0 vs FGR 1-0 - USER WINS

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@UserName


@FGR

[UserName]

Check.

Going 16.

[FGR]

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I want a black chick that's mad thick!... It is what it is ...
I've always been into the sistas, while he's dating one that actually looks like his
I'll grab you by the neck bro! As you scream LET GO.. I'll squeeze til it cracks
Applying pressure until this ginger-snaps and we both get excited about snacks
People don't like you. The "cool" crowd never lets u hang & smoke a doobie
If you ever were Accepted, s'cuz ur the size of Jonah hill in that movie
He's living in 200sq ft.. the kitchen,dinning room, & bedroom are embarrassing
But I'm not sure if it's really that small or just looks tiny to your body in comparison
Your girl got a head that needs work... It's not a grill I'd want to be stuck wit
Her lips look like she did the Kylie Jenner challenge on a 5-gallon bucket
Dont get close at dinner. his girl feeds him from across the room like.. 'Swish'
Acting like that's dried cum? It's powdered doughnut marks from the ones that miss
This pic screams sunscreen n melanoma.. I mean it! ...y'all are that white
So fucking pale you & your girl could go tanning next to a PS4 power light
I suggest not getting tough bro.. cuz I'll put hands on you with no care
Punches to ur dome will leave so many knots it'll resemble your girls greesy hair
I'll murder u & ditch the body.. police will be looking for where you're laying dead
if your bitch learns anything from them COMBING the woods I hope it's to take a brush to her head

[UserName]

OHHH SWEET JESUS, MUFFIN. You look packed full of cream and stuffing
That color’s a bit much... Don’t you get it? People TRY to hit you if they see you coming
You're a Little Giant, literally, you resemble Lunch Box, goon
Your whole face looks like a pig's ass sustained random gunshot wounds
Everything about you's a mess, brother fix your garments
Not that it matters, rocking a beard like Cash's sisters armpits
I’m bouncing back, with hands that’ll slouch this fag
I look like I came here to party, you look like you came to work on Ouch’s Jag
Bringing tools is smart when involved in A fight for your life
But In reality, this bums scared of DeWalt more than Heisenbergs wife
If I looked like you, every day I'd need a couple dozen Macallan shots
Those shoes have seen Better Dayz... literally, he's worn ‘em since that album dropped
Them shits is uggggly, I bet the soles are barely there
Looking like they're held together with duct tape and a daily prayer
Were you reading the mag? Dude, I've got this V in the bag
I was showered with praise, while your last wash involved Febreze and a rag
You're scaring what? Get the guns, I'm set to air this cunt
You've taken the backseat to me since I got here, & apparently slept there for months

[Hush]

Originally Posted by FGR

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I want a black chick that's mad thick!... It is what it is ...
I've always been into the sistas, while he's dating one that actually looks like his
...cool . Practice cutting syllables next week. Say more with less
I'll grab you by the neck bro! As you scream LET GO.. I'll squeeze til it cracks
Applying pressure until this ginger-snaps and we both get excited about snacks
....nah cuz the flip is played . Never diss urself in a line imo
People don't like you. The "cool" crowd never lets u hang & smoke a doobie
If you ever were Accepted, s'cuz ur the size of Jonah hill in that movie
...didn’t see but Jonah was fat for awhile
He's living in 200sq ft.. the kitchen,dinning room, & bedroom are embarrassing
But I'm not sure if it's really that small or just looks tiny to your body in comparison
....nope
Your girl got a head that needs work... It's not a grill I'd want to be stuck wit
Her lips look like she did the Kylie Jenner challenge on a 5-gallon bucker
....nah
Dont get close at dinner. his girl feeds him from across the room like.. 'Swish'
Acting like that's dried cum? It's powdered doughnut marks from the ones that miss
....fire fire fire
This pic screams sunscreen n melanoma.. I mean it! ...y'all are that white
So fucking pale you & your girl could go tanning next to a PS4 power light
...lmao ok very creative
I suggest not getting tough bro.. cuz I'll put hands on you with no care
Punches to ur dome will leave so many knots it'll resemble your girls greesy hair
...ok
I'll murder u & ditch the body.. police will be looking for where you're laying dead
if your bitch learns anything from them COMBING the woods I hope it's to take a brush to her head
..: fix ur wording . This was hot

Originally Posted by UserName

OHHH SWEET JESUS, MUFFIN. You look packed full of cream and stuffing
That color’s a bit much... Don’t you get it? People TRY to hit you if they see you coming ...cool
You're a Little Giant, literally, you resemble Lunch Box, goon
Your whole face looks like a pig's ass sustained random gunshot wounds
...lol no
Everything about you's a mess, brother fix your garments
Not that it matters, rocking a beard like Cash's sisters armpits
...lol cool
I’m bouncing back, with hands that’ll slouch this fag
I look like I came here to party, you look like you came to work on Ouch’s Jag
...lmao yes
Bringing tools is smart when involved in A fight for your life
But In reality, this bums scared of DeWalt more than Heisenbergs wife
...dope . Creative . Nice observations
If I looked like you, every day I'd need a couple dozen Macallan shots
Those shoes have seen Better Dayz... literally, he's worn ‘em since that album dropped
....ok lol
Them shits is uggggly, I bet the soles are barely there
Looking like they're held together with duct tape and a daily prayer
...this is really bad I’m mad u said this
Were you reading the mag? Dude, I've got this V in the bag
I was showered with praise, while your last wash involved Febreze and a rag
...fire lol
You're scaring what? Get the guns, I'm set to air this cunt
You've taken the backseat to me since I got here, & apparently slept there for months
....nice

Fire ass battle


I got user by a bit

[Amen]

FGR had;

Doughnuts miss lol
PS4 power lite
Comb the woods was a fire concept over worded.

User had;

Cashius sister armpits was a funny visual
Ouches jag was lol
DeWalt was fire
Last wash was fire
Back seat

Damn user definitely stepped it up this week. Glad. Dope drop. FGR got concepts - he just needs to execute them a little more effectively.

V/user

[Wanderer]

Originally Posted by FGR

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I want a black chick that's mad thick!... It is what it is ...
I've always been into the sistas, while he's dating one that actually looks like his
Lol yep cool
I'll grab you by the neck bro! As you scream LET GO.. I'll squeeze til it cracks
Applying pressure until this ginger-snaps and we both get excited about snacks
It’s making me laugh but for the wrong reasons
People don't like you. The "cool" crowd never lets u hang & smoke a doobie
If you ever were Accepted, s'cuz ur the size of Jonah hill in that movie
Haha ok
He's living in 200sq ft.. the kitchen,dinning room, & bedroom are embarrassing
But I'm not sure if it's really that small or just looks tiny to your body in comparison
Kinda long winded to get there but it’s not bad
Your girl got a head that needs work... It's not a grill I'd want to be stuck wit
Her lips look like she did the Kylie Jenner challenge on a 5-gallon bucket
Nah man
Dont get close at dinner. his girl feeds him from across the room like.. 'Swish'
Acting like that's dried cum? It's powdered doughnut marks from the ones that miss
Thats dope
This pic screams sunscreen n melanoma.. I mean it! ...y'all are that white
So fucking pale you & your girl could go tanning next to a PS4 power light
Lol ok
I suggest not getting tough bro.. cuz I'll put hands on you with no care
Punches to ur dome will leave so many knots it'll resemble your girls greesy hair
Ehhh so so
I'll murder u & ditch the body.. police will be looking for where you're laying dead
if your bitch learns anything from them COMBING the woods I hope it's to take a brush to her head
Stretching to make the concept work man

Vs

Originally Posted by UserName

OHHH SWEET JESUS, MUFFIN. You look packed full of cream and stuffing
That color’s a bit much... Don’t you get it? People TRY to hit you if they see you coming
Dope
You're a Little Giant, literally, you resemble Lunch Box, goon
Your whole face looks like a pig's ass sustained random gunshot wounds
Lol ok
Everything about you's a mess, brother fix your garments
Not that it matters, rocking a beard like Cash's sisters armpits
LOL dope
I’m bouncing back, with hands that’ll slouch this fag
I look like I came here to party, you look like you came to work on Ouch’s Jag
Nah
Bringing tools is smart when involved in A fight for your life
But In reality, this bums scared of DeWalt more than Heisenbergs wife
I’m not overly feeling it
If I looked like you, every day I'd need a couple dozen Macallan shots
Those shoes have seen Better Dayz... literally, he's worn ‘em since that album dropped
Dope
Them shits is uggggly, I bet the soles are barely there
Looking like they're held together with duct tape and a daily prayer
Lol cool
Were you reading the mag? Dude, I've got this V in the bag
I was showered with praise, while your last wash involved Febreze and a rag
It’s quite simple but the humor carries it
You're scaring what? Get the guns, I'm set to air this cunt
You've taken the backseat to me since I got here, & apparently slept there for months
Ok closer nothing special

User was wittier and packed more sting throughout although powdered donuts was probably my fave line. Good shit from both

Vote User

[Destroyer]

I got user here but fgr wasn’t bad at all
Just tighten up the wording and don’t rely on simile concepts as much unless they’re universally understood and hilarious
Opener was funny. Ginger snaps could have been a great bar just delivered differently it would have had more impact like at the end of the bar... something about snacks and then ... til this ginger snaps... whatever.
Anyway, I liked it, also doughnut powder was lols. But like hush said. Tighten up that wording and you’ll be a problem
User, grazed through this one pretty handily

V/user

[UPN Zuch]

FGR with a couple bangers here. Doughnuts was nice. Ps4 power was cool. Rest was up and down but overall decent.

Real good stuff from user. Better Dayz was comedy, as was really most of your verse. Loved the Cash armpits bar I’ve never seen the Amish angle before that’s fresh.

Good battle guys.

Vote- Username

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Nice battle guys

Going user here he had several bangers really liked the first 4 especially. Better dayz was comedy.

FGR not bad brother, verse kept me engaged just not enough fire sticks. Liked doughnuts a lot


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