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Old 11-02-2023, 01:56 PM   #1
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I’m Frank Furter, das German if you sprachen de Deutsche
Women gladly enjoy to deep throat me, they don’t have any choice.
They’re always grabbing my loins when they’re out in public
and I’m down for something saucy, with or without their husbands.
They’ve found me stuffed in cupboard doors, at home in late from work,
but know to throw away what’s hers will only go and make things wurst.
Most blow me waiting first before they swallow me whole
gobbling my swollen member down until it’s lodged in their throats.
Others opt for the slow and steady approach to my meat
French women roll up to eat me, but never say the boner petit.
I’m a global phenomenon, what I’m packings a lot broader
but having the top pork often lands me in hot water.
I am what your mom ordered, she can get it at lunch,
on every Sunday through Monday long as she’s spreading her buns.
I’m the best of the bunch, still down to mess up your rug,
even smelling of onions I get head so you better ketchup…
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Old 11-03-2023, 02:59 AM   #2
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Old 11-03-2023, 03:22 AM   #3
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Do you like hot dogs?
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Old 11-03-2023, 04:19 AM   #4
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Not anymore, haha
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Old 11-06-2023, 07:52 PM   #5
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Jesus. Lmfao. This is skillful fuckery at some of its most rediculous. Fun stuff. Lars is GOAT
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