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Old 10-11-2020, 01:16 AM   #21
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I'm Exuberant, Wild
Making this look easy like taking sweets away from a Petulant Child
Not a pollutant, this mutant is Mild
Can't handle the weight of this crown, even Mafusa Tried
I leave you burnt like omens in ovens over looking where Medusa Died
In a black hole evaporating fast for walking straight into it not wondering Whose Inside
But yow thats exactly what happens when you collide with a Nuclear tide
Destroying Im in a nebula ride Leaving your Medula Fried
Me responding is annoying you call it a toying?
I call it a fact on, bi by bye Lucifer Tied
My spits leave a Dude Dried like Dabura Enshrined
I'm calm collecting peace by piece like Buddha Inclined
This verse emit So much hits you thought two of the best Shooters Combined
Well, a bitch working lowkey hooters Declined
I'm rural not mutually Signed off by team brutally Aligned
Millions of syllables stabbing your physical mind
Spooking your Behind
You're more boring than a commercial for books an hooks in Rewind
Than a dick between two crooks Intertwined
Ball disfigured by monsters off opposing the light
Corrupting a Sight
So it's time for you to meet something alone undone Morbid with Might
With no one to describe the Horrible Night
I'm an enforcer, off rite Sorcerer Flight,
the primal source of your Plight
Taught Kakarot how to be Remorseful in a Fight
The snake away, Ghostly heroic thoroughly revived,
What I cause in this postpone bozzo is Surely a Fright
Speak to evil cure to secure from the third
I'm an illegal bird allured only some people heard
The statement trynna reduce the Lord and the wrong use of angelically wielded Pluto Sword
I'm blasphemy arguably, a gruesome Word
Trynna actually 'manually Execute a Herd
Face it I'm too Absurd
With a legion of demons passing through my Gourd
Like em from the Gloom Adored
Leave you and a Roomy Floored
In the back of my choo choo Stored
Unto other news, I'm the one that denied your application caz in 1st place it was YOU that Bored
I'm not against you it was you that Roared
I'm not in plain view caz it was you that Soared
Greetings brother, Sincerely yours; Deadly Venom
The machete Felon steadily ripping ya Melon
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Old 10-12-2020, 12:47 AM   #22
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Insidious. It's like I'm reading the Leviticus. Ridiculous.
You've got me at a loss for words.
Good thing I have lots of swords.
Stab precisely. You've had it too nicely.
Placing the blame on me. That's a shame on you.
You aren't ready for the roller-coaster. I'm known to boast and keep an open holster.
You're being a clone of who you're supposed ta.
Tell me to stop & it'll be over. Cold shoulder. You can find me up in North Dakota.
Smokin' dank in mid-October.
Hair-trigger reflexes help me stay superior physically.
Night vision goggles give me an advantage visually.
I could outrun a gazelle if you want some imagery.
Nearly perfect paragraphs with definite symmetry.
You address me lividly, &I'll respond vividly.
Leave you in misery; injured critically.
I'm relentless. I'll leave you defenseless then swing for the fences.
Clear all the benches. Grab lead pipes and wrenches.
I WAS quiet but now I cause riots.
I'm other-worldly, getting up early. To hand out beat downs.
They say mine hottest in the streets now.
Too tough to defeat now. Tell me, at least, how?
@zygote's nowhere to be found.
Same as you, when I dump the body.
I've done something naughty. Murder in the 1st-- an ugly option.
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Old 10-26-2020, 11:25 PM   #23
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Old 10-26-2020, 11:30 PM   #24
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Old 10-26-2020, 11:38 PM   #26
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I'm nigger in deed smoking cigaweed, Ready to Bleed
Triggers a squeeze, The exact type of Emcee they Need
Don't act bigger kid please, I make your itch Decrease
You forcefully freeze When you speak to the Beast
That's when I remorsefully Feast, So Thank your kicker Atleast,
Or get wet in set, half beaten to death and then eaten like Yeast
You chinks get slaughtered for crossing the Wall
No one leaves alive when I'm bossing a Stal
Crack your knees with a bat or Mall for standing Tall
Not a big bid son; I'm all those that don't make the cit Caz they're too Small
I'm wired to Angelical seraphims that shouldn't accept your new Call
I make brimstone from the blue Fall
Smoke you up in Two Draws till you find your Shoe Balls
Damn homie .....noticed how I do Talk Cheap
I'm so romantic I make your mom Weep
So commanding making your dad Sweep
Open to the world making a fag Leak a Crack Black Sheep
I'm racist, making a cracker Jack
Ya secret con, want a Smack
Omni Don tata Rack
With a mutated tataduende in a Lock
Mock a Flock, loose time like someone that forgot a Clock
Wanting the grandkids to rot instead of chopping to Jock
Got you wanting more like dropping a piece by Doc in a Dock
I'm a Python, Malevolent bye fun. so my run? feel free to Bite On
Snapping your spine in segments after embezzling for those Investing
Those wanting to read something unique and Interesting
So keep that posting Caz like illuminated contact in this I keep Infesting
Mentally Affecting with a smile no one is wrongly Detecting
Glue the Bar that I'm Wrecking, Start a Checking

Be sure to tell them Mr voodoo not hoodoo did it
Caz you were irrelevant in it this Pillage by inches
I'm the type to not quickly give up and keep Stressin
We kill those spitefully Addressing, We not Caressing
I'm the site's manager Arresting any writer not Expressing
That thought they thought wouldn't be Impressing those Etchin
And didn't Caz of those that would need heavy explanation Messing
Up the entire equation without Mentioning, I'm reckonings
Severing the Mentoring not Decoding the Lettering,
Of an old criminal Festering
Beheading those not Relating Upon Awakening
I take my chisel in tthi carving lirics in your Physics
Mystic Hieroglyphics, for these Dipshit Analytics
Confusing those artistic with arsenic and Pandemic Misfits
I leave a big bill on ya pocket selected Tickets
Too Scientific, shaking misdirected Crickets
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Old 11-06-2020, 09:52 PM   #27
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Careful I'll Get Gully you're just a Big Bully I'll embarrass you Fully
Jeez! You're posting Frees on other peoples Works
That's why they think you're a Jerk who went Berserk
With your girl I'll Flirt; you can pretend it doesn't Hurt
Slow down and make sense of a rhyme you can show me what you're Worth
I'll Bury you under Earth you'll be Carried away by Worms
If there were Rankings I'd be First giving you Spankings to be Sure
We can Settle this Now
You Allegedly Frown while I destroy your whole Town
Stick pins in your Head&Body and disrupt your Seven Chakras
You claim you're a beast, but all you spew is Senseless Nonsense
You'll be chasing me forever if you Enter the Contest
Cuz I take part in Several Conquests, which End your Bombast
Boom. hear the Bomb Blast I'm bigger than Comcast
So pick a Weapon from the Armory and Attempt to do Harm-to-me
I'll counterattack Artfully, and maim you Partially
This is what happens when you Start-with-me
Others view you Farcically
ME?-I made a wooden cross with Carpentry 2repel your devilish Heart-from-me
Yes, I slay the Beast when I bring the Heat
This must be the 100th time at Least
I'm in your Dreams you sweat with terror, under your Sheets
By all Means post something innocuous &we can have Peace
Or just disappear again &It will all Cease
I'm world-wide like an Infectious Disease; rapping this verse will Set you Free
So reply with a secret that you've Kept from Me
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Old 11-12-2020, 08:03 PM   #28
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I'm a traitor, an epic failure
But you Pharaoh, You Act like your the major
When all you are is a lousy hater
So audience once again watch me slash this guy with razors
And leave m right in craters
You forget your own
I swing to rip a piece of your dome
Scratching so much you'll be needing a comb
All you hear is beep then a bomb
Goes off exploding you all around the compound
Caz you're nothing like nothing having nothing bound
I knock your ass in the first round
St.rike without making a sound
Polite just eating a pound
Of your organs sliced and diced
I treat you guys like mice
Feed a whole country with beans and rice
So take this advise homie
Pass the torch slowly
And don't go down with me
El O He one minute team
Shooting strait like a beam
I take you to your dream
Bringing you back like a ray gleam
Everything I say mean, I'm way too lean
Half Chinese needing Mescaline
High off caffeine
Moving like a teen
I'm a mutated gene
Appearing weird on scene
Everything I says obscene
I rain on your cantine to stop you from choking
Like a daughter convulsing Im here to slaughter a dolphin
Hi endorphins, I stabbing you with more pins
You worry about who has more wins
I'm here with old kings
Not into your belongs within other things
Your cute like a birdie that Sings
I'm a puppeteer controlling ya strings
While you spend a whole hour trynna convince
I come in like a sushi chef ready to mince
I'm a prince not in your section
That one that needs not to win this election
Caz I've been your connection
If you were here? No detection
We get away with a loot. No objection or clarification
I'm pale and undergoing physical discoloration
While you die in Proclamation
Infront of a young Explosive nation
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