Week 10: Coop 2-2 vs. Maximus 1-0 - OPEN FOR VOTES

[Blue Bayou]

NBL Season XIV

Rules

Due Dates:
• Verses are due FRIDAY by 11:59 PM PST.
• Voting ends MONDAY ideally
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours, anything longer is a DQ and/or Double DQ
• To avoid issues, you are encouraged to PM me your verse in advance

Line Limit:
• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 20 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both.

Voting:
• I do not have time to count links, and I know nobody wants to post them because it’s tedious. Do your part and vote or I’m making house calls.

General Rules:
• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will disqualified.
• A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged.
• If your opponent doesn't check in,
you still have to post a verse.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount, and can’t post more


@Coop
@Maximus

[Maximus]

Check, 10-12

[Coop]

Cool

[Maximus]

fuck up your molars with a rifle in your mouth, i'm cold with the piece
i'll have those Teeth on the Extension like sticking a comb through a weave
i get gory, stab your facial tissues and nostrils.. i ain't playing bitch
i'm bringing a knife to the Muscle Around Your Nose, that's a bayonet
drunk shooting, if i miss your head i'll hit your jugular when i employ triggers
bringing the cap to your neck, it rivals the patella of Floyd's killer
that's a Shot to your Larynx, you get shook when i strike hard
i'm putting a Heavy-metal in your Apple, no rock music on ipods
still on a killing spree, blood leaking when i'm spraying lead
i'm dropping so many shells in Coop it rivals hens laying eggs

[Coop]

Lol please...

Just a shy lil broke bitch. You tried, but you lied & you're bogus
Sure, you're focused & driven, but can't a Ford to be drivin a Focus
My lines are the dopest. Your battles are dead & usually played
We don't need even to see C your ancer to throw you in a tumor a grave
Dude, just behave. You choose to be gay. S'why you fumble the bag
And your small circle of friends is really just the number you have
I'm done w/ this fag. He pays hoes just to eat em out?? Find a new brothel
Maximus acts like he's Gladiator till he learns about blue waffles
This dude's awful. Playoffs bout to start. Trust me bitch, do better
Even though you've never won in one... at least it's your new record

[BodySnatcher]

Vote Max....his opener is the only acceptable bar this battle.

I gotta go back to the URL type league, lol.

Below avg battle here fellas

[Adverse]

Max:

fuck up your molars with a rifle in your mouth, i'm cold with the piece
i'll have those Teeth on the Extension like sticking a comb through a weave
^ good opener imo

i get gory, stab your facial tissues and nostrils.. i ain't playing bitch
i'm bringing a knife to the Muscle Around Your Nose, that's a bayonet
^ think i see what you're attempting but it missed for me

drunk shooting, if i miss your head i'll hit your jugular when i employ triggers
bringing the cap to your neck, it rivals the patella of Floyd's killer
^ been a lot of bars like this lately, it's okay

that's a Shot to your Larynx, you get shook when i strike hard
i'm putting a Heavy-metal in your Apple, no rock music on ipods
^ ehhhhh nah

still on a killing spree, blood leaking when i'm spraying lead
i'm dropping so many shells in Coop it rivals hens laying eggs
^ okay closer

Coop:
Just a shy lil broke bitch. You tried, but you lied & you're bogus
Sure, you're focused & driven, but can't a Ford to be drivin a Focus
^ ehhh used

My lines are the dopest. Your battles are dead & usually played
We don't need even to see C your ancer to throw you in a tumor a grave
^ bleh idk just not a hit

Dude, just behave. You choose to be gay. S'why you fumble the bag
And your small circle of friends is really just the number you have
^ i didn't get this

I'm done w/ this fag. He pays hoes just to eat em out?? Find a new brothel
Maximus acts like he's Gladiator till he learns about blue waffles
^ okay wordplay but don't get where the tie in is

This dude's awful. Playoffs bout to start. Trust me bitch, do better
Even though you've never won in one... at least it's your new record
^ okay...

Yeah I've seen better from both this came off rushed on both sides and most of coops concepts didn't hit for me whatsoever Max had opener and okay closer and that was enough here

V/Max

[Artifice]

i thought maximus had a dope opener, his next line didn't work for me (playing bitch/bayonet is too much of a stretched rhyme imo) the rest were concepts that were cool but didn't land hard, with some re-wording they could've worked better imo.

coop had some creative wordplay punches with the cancer/tumor line and the gladiator/blue waffles punch but they didn't land as hard as max's opener.

Overall I got Max taking it with an overall better attempt. some cool ideas from both though...

v/ Maximus

[Barcotic]

Originally Posted by Artifice

coop had some creative wordplay punches with the cancer/tumor line and the gladiator/blue waffles

Gladiator & tumor ben done to death, tbc. Not creative

Max had better, fresher concepts. Both lacked in execution but I liked one bar
Max's opener

Mvgt Maximus

[Blue Bayou]

fuck up your molars with a rifle in your mouth, i'm cold with the piece
i'll have those Teeth on the Extension like sticking a comb through a weave

^Fire


vs.


Nothing really... coops concepts have all been done and he seemed stuck in the 2008 RB time warp in this one


Max wins with botb and fresher takes