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Old 01-16-2021, 08:56 PM   #1
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Default do you guys remember Pulse?

Pulse was my brother before he gave a portuguese man a blowjob

he came up to me one day and he was like

is sucking a man's dick wrong?

and i was like

it's not wrong but it's super gay

and he was like 'ok well then i'm not wrong but i guess im super gay'

and then he told me this story where he stopped in a gas station in Florida and he was pissing in a stall, but then a big black dick came snaking through a glory hole next to him, and word for word he said 'i couldn't resist putting my tongue on the danger snake' and then he sucked a black 9 inch dick

he said that he could never go back after that and he's given his wife AIDs because he can't stop sucking glory hole dick in gas stations

we've all tried to stop him from sucking dick as a family but he cant stop

if anyone has any idea how to stop him from sucking dicks is gas stations please let me know because he cant stop sucking huge black dicks in truck stops nationwide, we've all tried to get him to stop but he was like 'no, i am the master of black blowjobs, nobody can ever tell me how many big huge black dicks i can suck between a thin wall of polymer'

if anyone can help Pulse please let me know thanks man i appreciate it
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Old 01-16-2021, 09:56 PM   #2
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Good to hear ouch telling new stories
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Old 01-16-2021, 10:55 PM   #3
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Old 01-16-2021, 11:24 PM   #4
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Old 01-17-2021, 02:51 AM   #5
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i heard the gay doesn’t fall from the condom wrapper tbh
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Old 01-17-2021, 11:50 AM   #6
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Old 01-18-2021, 05:19 AM   #7
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fuck you dull, and I didn't even read that shit... but I remember Pulse i thought hat was resin mic fake thing.

I don't go off like this man, dont throw me up in there.
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Old 01-18-2021, 05:30 AM   #8
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but by reading like 2 sentences of Kung... got a problem and i'm not judging i'm an alcoholic, I drink every day... sometimes just a few quick beers in the morning before work.

but I quit drugs... like 10 years ago.

instead of making fun of dude you should say positive things... but yeah there is no doubt that dude is fucked up.
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Old 01-20-2021, 04:40 PM   #9
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it's weird to me the shit pulse said about his bro is only reinforced by kung's posts toward/about him

like, how painfully oblivious can someone be of themselves

fucking nc man. what a place.
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Old 01-20-2021, 04:49 PM   #10
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Kungs post is clearly only because of pulses post. He just took a somewhat high road by joking on him on a more generic level
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Old 01-20-2021, 07:12 PM   #11
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Not a single lol to be had here

Kung officially not even Top 100 anymore
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Old 01-20-2021, 07:18 PM   #12
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Kung officially not even Top 100 anymore
What do you mean anymore? When was the last time kung was top 100? Back in 1997 when only 101 people were doing this shit?
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Kung could still body mostly everyone on here if he took it serious
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Kung could still body mostly everyone on here if he took it serious
I would agree,

Kung is a very talented herion addict
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TIL saying your blood brother sucks dick on a public forum is taking the 'high road'

regardless of what he said first

you boys grown men? pick up the phone fam

leave this shit alone
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Kung, fuck all that.

I am going to go against the grain here and not kick the dog while it’s down.

Instead, I’m willing to extend you my hand and help you if you’ll let me, friend.

If I can change, so can you. The nessynergy is real. I want to see you succeed.

Admitting to yourself you have a problem is the first step.
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TIL saying your blood brother sucks dick on a public forum is taking the 'high road'

regardless of what he said first

you boys grown men? pick up the phone fam

leave this shit alone

Lmao public forum... It's netcees. Nobody gives a fuck or takes anything here serious. Except maybe you
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I'm oddly happy to know some of you guys are still alive.
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