01-04-2021, 09:22 PM | #1 |
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NBL XV FINAL: #1 Zuch VS #2 Blue Bayou ZUCH WINS
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01-04-2021, 09:33 PM | #2 |
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I can go 20, if I end up with 24 I’ll let you know.
Good luck No Ouch votes by the way. I know this is normally standard, but I’m making it official that his opinion is invalid.
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that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch.. all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?! bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout.. Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot 20. |
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We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9 My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone? “FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic
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First off big props to both for staying so consitent all season. its not easy. kudos
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fire zuch has a safe style.. it just works iunno dominated all season no cap hats off to this man vote zuch
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Good read fellas. Props to you both for killing it all season.
that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel Fire opener dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch.. all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months Dope, personal, relevant and it hits you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat Cool misdirection, almost doesn’t work but wording is just good enough a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks Basic wp but nicely worded does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?! bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep Something I missed in the discord maybe. It’s ok forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona Not feelin this talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five Lmao fire funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout.. Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch Nice there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart Simple but cool, feel like you could’ve worded it more effectively tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot take down as in kill? It’s cool but not as good as some of the heat before it We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground Cool personal You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9 My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes Nice kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine Damn fire We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List Jeez Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher Nice This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me I don’t get the verse/rollercoaster connection Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch Lol damn I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth Dont get the ref, I quickly googled but I guess it’s a commercial or something Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone? Damn “FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic Nice
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that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel Semi lines have been done but the personal is cool dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch.. all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months Nice flip and good personal again, this one hit you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat Bordering on corny. Flows well a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks Set up could have been cleaner. Punch was funny does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?! bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep Funny again forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona This one was corny talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five Hahaha this hit, nice flip funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout.. Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch Fire imo there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart Nah this is a miss conceptually tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot Don’t get it We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground No wit, personal attempt is okay but there’s no flip You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9 My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes Stretched conceptually kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine This was fire, flowed well We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List Hahahaha dope Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher It’s okay. Light This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me Very weak connection here. Missed Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch Okay discord punch I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth Googled it, didn’t hit hard due to having to google Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone? There’s no wit here, no flip “FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic Same again, too statementish I have Blue winning here by a bit - more creative and had a better variety of punches, mixed it up well. Comedic, harsh, witty. Zuch had some that fell flat, statements are cool when flipped well but when there’s no real flip to it I can’t give it props. He had some heat with RL Stine and the Jew line. Blue wins |
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Semi
Missing Tips Small claims Stick Drift (just for creativity) RL stine Schindler Limbs posted Abortions Hard to call this one. Both had some heaters. Writing out blues highlights like that kinda shows the concepts are all pretty basic but the wording and personal angles makes them work. Missing bar was fire. Small claims hilarious. Zuch had some great bars, more threats than disses but I like it. I just did the score each bar thing to decide and it tied ffs so I’m gonna go with lotb which to me was Blue’s small claims. Whoever wins deserves it if you can get more Than three votes Vote blue
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that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel ( this was a nice flip on an overabused concept . Probably the best I’ve seen ) dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch.. all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months ( pretty cool flip on the fb angle ). you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat ( okay bar . Gets an extra Nod for it being fresh ) a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks ( lol this made me smirk for whatever reason . It’s not even great but it made me want to laugh. This is a quote imo ) does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?! bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep ( mmmm not feeling as much ) forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona ( wording on this is fire . I fw it ) talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five ( niiice ) funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout.. Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch ( lmaoooo ) there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart ( I’ve seen these type of bars before . This one kind of was blah to me in relation with the rest of what I’m reading ) tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot ( didn’t see that movie my guy )
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that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel Seen it, good wording though dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch.. all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months Light but cool you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat Ehh idk if I love or hate it a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks Lmao okay I feel like tips at work has been done but personal in there does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?! bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep Eh forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona Ight talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five Cool funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout.. Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch Lmao eh, it’s odd to see you do so many lighter jabs and simpler plays on words. I don’t read enough battles lately but I imagine it’s to match the UPN style? They’re cool just a little lacking in the wow factor of creativity I’m used to with you. there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart Ok tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot Dope, more Blue Bayou here Verse didn’t have any huge misses but was weird from what I’m used to reading from you. I haven’t peeped this whole season though. A lot of bars that were like head nod to the side one clap alright but very basic with crisp wording vs Let’s compare... We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground Coming in hot You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9 My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes Ok kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine Fire We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List Cool Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher Ok This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me Nah Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch Cool I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth Nice Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone? Did I miss something? Ryan’s just infertile “FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic Lmao what did I miss? Is Ryan a murderer? You made two bars about it so I’m guessing yes. Good closer This had some creative stuff, if anything slightly less consistent than blue but even the more eh ok/no ones were trying to be creative. And the hits hit harder I honestly got Zuch here ina close one. I’ll have to see it Blues been doing the more light and crisp stuff all season but he could’ve won with one or two really complex classic Blue wordplays.
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both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown
I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground ( cool misdirection . Good way to open ) You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9 My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes ( this was crazy fresh . N well worded ) kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine ( I fw this as well . Taking me back ) We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List ( nice ) Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher ( unlike some ppl im missing this reference .. and I am a devout believer in doing research whilst judging a bar decreases it’s impact . Like say for instance you are watching a battle live ... nobodies googling bars that were said after they hear em . I’m just one of the few who don’t get it . It be like that . ) This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me ( nah ) Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch ( nic3. Simple but effective ) I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth ( niiice ) Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone? ( Yeesh ) “FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic ( lazy closer imo . )
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This was crazy close: I was hoping looking at my breakdowns it woukd be easy to judge the winner .. but nope . Both had 3 misses imo
Howeeeever . Blue had like two couplets that I thought were borderline quotes .. on the other hand ? Zuch kept it pretty consistent with some really fresh concepts that I haven’t seen .. which also suit my demographic in regards to this text shit ( stuff that could also be used live ) ala jg wentworth . Stick / manual / rl stine Carrying a stick was ducking hilarious though Man this is hard to decide . But I have zuch by the tiniest margin in this one V/ zuch
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that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel lol dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch.. all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months cool you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat ok a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks nice does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?! bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep not getting this 1 forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona okk talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five lmao funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout.. Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch xD there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart ehh tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot cool vs. et’s compare... We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground lmao You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9 My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes okk cool kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine ok had to google this could take or leave We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List lol Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher cool.. not sure why i feel this is played though This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me doesnt hit for me Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch xD I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth not getin this.. must be some american thing Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone? shit “FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic prefer the last props for both for having a excellent record, getting to the finals and zuch for running the league.. impressive work.. clearly a clash of styles here .. both had very clever lines but dunno here.. its tight, zuch had some lines i didnt know and i had to google so i didnt flow properly into his verse, also the last bar was kinda throwaway and predictable. I'll go with blue here, props |
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im not breaking down bar for bar or anything. i'll just give my thoughts. i thought blue was dope. didn't like the closer. i didn't get the rona line. maybe im dumb. but yea you came pretty solid. i enjoyed the shoutout to the actual flat fountain drink in my jeep currently. i got the biggest kick out of the stick line. it was dumb and made me smile. overall i give it 4/5 golden mics
zuch's shit was effective. it read better to me. i enjoyed most the gun bars for lack of a better term. like i wanted to hate the jg wentworth line but i didn't i liked it. only line i didn't like was the roller coaster one. overall i give it 8/10 golden mics battles too close. i don't keep up with text and dont know whats played and not. i liked both. but zuch took this by a cunt hair in my estimation. blue had dope shit tho and i could have voted for him. but i dunno. think zuch eeked it vote-zuch
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opener, small claims, carrying a stick zuch had opener, manual stick, RL Stine, abortions this wasn’t super close to me blue’s style is great when it hits and super corny when it doesn’t zuch’s style is just mean all the way through v/zuch |
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Currently 5-3 zuch
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01-11-2021, 05:34 PM | #18 |
consults Lloyd
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I only liked small claims and week old fountain from Blue.
Only lines I didn’t like from Zuch were coaster and maybe Schindler’s List and the closer. Felt like Zuch had saved lines for the finals. Blue seemed a little fatigued... speaking from a how it came across reading the verses. Thought Zuch took it convincingly. Vote - Zuch Last edited by dull boy; 01-11-2021 at 05:36 PM. |
01-11-2021, 06:00 PM | #19 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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01-11-2021, 07:13 PM | #20 |
Spoiled brat
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Zuch wins 6-3. Great battle, Ry. True legend, even better sportsman.
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