FINAL FOUR: #2 Blue Bayou VS #5 Fracture BLUE WINS

[UPN Zuch]

Welcome to the NBL PLAYOFFS

Rules

Line limit

Minimum: 16

Maximum: 24

Verses due 11:59pm PACIFIC January 2, 2021 (Saturday)

EXTENSIONS ARE 24 HOURS AND GRANTED AUTOMATICALLY. MUST BE REQUESTED BEFORE DEADLINE


Good luck, gentlemen

[Blue Bayou]

Gluck Frac

What are you thinking...20?

[UPN Zuch]

Both request extension.

FINAL deadline is tomorrow midnight, PACIFIC.
@Fracture
@Blue Bayou

[Fracture]

You just the hobbit wannabe jock type that user was robbed by
How u in the semis? I want an answer.. But he already killed 100 of ur bars w/ 1 sock line
We fam.. Ima helpin hand if you ever lying merked
Ill always help you back up, just gotta make sure rux is in the driveway first
Yea.. I work at a hotel and have a gf who fucks up my peace
Paint your picture faggot, ill hang that generic shit in one of my suites
This candian pussy aint carrying nothing but a Tropics purse
Type to walk in on you fuckin his wife and apologize for not knocking first
She don't want ur kid either. She looks at u and feels worried
Ur ugly ass got her waking up to more of the same morning afters than bill Murray
Chivalry is something this creep yearns to teach
He likes to open doors for girls. Itd be romantic.. if they knew who u were & werent asleep
You barely come up to my chest.. Just a funny ass munchkin
On a pelaton u look like ur cycling air, so this respirator aint much of an adjustment
4'9 on toes, B.. hiding ur body doesnt take much time or folding
In my luggage with 1 leg up, 1 arm out.. Tsa thought i was traveling with the heisman trophy

[Blue Bayou]

Mr. Holiday Innnn


good grief, thank god you’re here
should’ve known Checking In would be difficult. u’ve sucked at your job for years
long drives for me are 300 yards over water in late June..
Long Drives for you are 40 miles once a month picking up a daughter that hates you
bitch i sent you CASH. don’t play it off like “ha ha funny blue”
UserName will back me up on that...shit he had to send you money too
2020 weight gain was torturous. none of ya jeans or ur shorts will fit
thought downsizing would be losing weight, not your job & means to support ur kid
claim you can take a punch. i know why you seem so proud to brag it..
usually when someone rings your bell it’s followed by “I Need Fresh Towels Faggot!!”
you’re fucking wack frac. every line you write is played or just bad
guess i'll never light a fire under you as big as the crematorium made for your dad
& as for your girl being a nut job, stop all that doubt in ur spouse
Tia will NEVER have more Baggage than you did when she kicked you out of her house
you know those wack concepts don’t make u a talent or threat right?!
on UPN they made you a legend. on NC they made you lose to Allen & Seth TWICE

[El Muffin]

Battle Record: 3-3



You just the hobbit wannabe jock type that user was robbed by
How u in the semis? I want an answer.. But he already killed 100 of ur bars w/ 1 sock line
( nah. Not only do I disagree .. considering I read that battle ? I think this was pretty weak and a wasted opportunity )
We fam.. Ima helpin hand if you ever lying merked
Ill always help you back up, just gotta make sure rux is in the driveway first
( savage. He’s passionate about his dog lol but I don’t regard it as a haymaker tbh . I like but it’s not particularly powerful )
Yea.. I work at a hotel and have a gf who fucks up my peace
Paint your picture faggot, ill hang that generic shit in one of my suites
( nahhhh )
This candian pussy aint carrying nothing but a Tropics purse
Type to walk in on you fuckin his wife and apologize for not knocking first
(Now you are attacking him. )
She don't want ur kid either. She looks at u and feels worried
Ur ugly ass got her waking up to more of the same morning afters than bill Murray
( ok/pretty cool. Groundhog Day concept for those of you who may be lost )
Chivalry is something this creep yearns to teach
He likes to open doors for girls. Itd be romantic.. if they knew who u were & werent asleep
( antiquated concept . Wording carries the day though. I fw it )
You barely come up to my chest.. Just a funny ass munchkin
On a pelaton u look like ur cycling air, so this respirator aint much of an adjustment
( this was original . Lotv thus far )
4'9 on toes, B.. hiding ur body doesnt take much time or folding
In my luggage with 1 leg up, 1 arm out.. Tsa thought i was traveling with the heisman trophy
( mmmm ehh ok. Not a complete miss but not a fan of it either )


good grief, thank god you’re here
should’ve known Checking In would be difficult. u’ve sucked at your job for years
( ok/decent open . Idk if it’s because I’ve seen a lot of receptionist lines .. but something seems familiar about this .. probably a misconception of mine but it’s stifling the impact a bit for me PERSONALLY )
long drives for me are 300 yards over water in late June..
Long Drives for you are 40 miles once a month to pick up a daughter that hates you
( nice )
bitch i sent you CASH. don’t play it off like “ha ha funny blue”
UserName will back me up on that...shit he had to send you money too
( unaware of this story . Not a fan if it’s true . Just basically saying you both sent him money without doing anything clever to drive it home )
2020 weight gain was torturous. none of ya jeans or ur shorts will fit
thought downsizing would be losing weight, not your job & means to support ur kid
( Well SHIIIT lol . Lotb thus far )
claim you can take a punch. i know why you seem so proud to brag it..
usually when someone rings your bell it’s followed by “I Need Fresh Towels Faggot!!”
(Lmao )
you’re fucking wack frac. every line you write is played or just bad
guess i'll never light a fire under you as big as the crematorium made for your dad
(Yeeeesh)
& as for your girl being a nut job, stop all that doubt in ur spouse
Tia will NEVER have more Baggage than you did when she kicked you out of her house
( you stop this now :( )
you know those wack concepts don’t make u a talent or threat right?!
on UPN they made you a legend. on NC they made you lose to Allen & Seth TWICE
( both legends in their own right . I see you though . Had you named some mid tiers this would be so much more potent. As is ? Not so much )

I’m going to be completely honest here . I think blue got this rather easily . Verse came off a lot more cutthroat than fracs did . I fw fracs wording heavy but .. sometimes when a mf taps into some primal shit .. it can be hard to beat . Blue had a 6 line segment that was relatively cutthroat . The ring bells shit was funny not harsh .

V/ blue. His quotes were more potent than fracs . Tipped it in his favor in my opinion

[Hush]

bitch i sent you CASH. don’t play it off like “ha ha funny blue”
UserName will back me up on that...shit he had to send you money too


Lmaooooo Blue wins

[Fracture]

Hush definitely has a Netcees tramp stamp

Cool battle blue. You win.

[evaD]

Thought this would be closer tbh but blue took it comfortably Groundhog Day bar and back up from Frac were nice though. Ring your bell and long drive from blue we’re both fire.

Vote - blue

[Orc]

Knocking first was nice from Frac, so was Peloton

Blue had Long Drive and Bell Ring. Checking In was too similar to my reception line. Liked downsizing too, good concept. Less misses all round

Blue wins

[JaysonFresh]

I have Blue winning here. He was a lot more cut throat here. His quotables were harsh.

Fracture's first 3 bars were good. I will say though I love how you word your concepts in general.

vote - Blue.

[UPN Zuch]

Blue Bayou wins and advances to finals.