NBL XV PLAYOFF CHAT

UPN Zuch · 12-15-2020, 11:18 AM

It begins...

UserName · 12-15-2020, 11:54 AM

AJAX LOOKS LIKE AN OLD WHITE WELSH WOMAN

SHECK WES · 12-15-2020, 12:48 PM

...

Ajax · 12-15-2020, 03:21 PM

YOU HAVE A HIGH BMI AND A SHORTER THAN AVERAGE ANTICIPATED LIFE SPAN.

Blue Bayou · 12-15-2020, 03:45 PM

YOU'RE BOTH INCREDIBLY LOVELY PEOPLE

Adverse · 12-15-2020, 08:51 PM

Thanks for your kind words @Zuch

Scout · 12-15-2020, 11:08 PM

Wtf was wrong with david ortiz/dave adore tees & caller id/collar id?

Balogna/fake g na
^Missed banger

Destroyer · 12-16-2020, 12:43 AM

no one missed that hot trash

UPN Zuch · 12-16-2020, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

no one missed that hot trash

He’s trolling, I believe.

Cred · 12-16-2020, 01:26 AM

Lmaoooo

Adverse · 12-16-2020, 02:29 AM

JUST WAIT TILL DAVE SHOWS THAT HANDSOME CHISELED FACE IT’S OVA

Sharp · 12-16-2020, 04:35 PM

@Aero

remember what happened to you in the pic league?

fraze · 12-17-2020, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scout

Wtf was wrong with david ortiz/dave adore tees
forced wp is definitely an acquired taste. i get why you think this is cool. but this is stretched and its something no real person would ever say.

caller id/collar id?
too simple to start. also the predator punch you did with this was awkward

Balogna/fake g na
concept is cool but doesn't hit vs. evaD. didn't like the way you worded it. nice idea but didn't nail the execution.

^Missed banger

Of course this is just my opinion. But in case you were actually asking.

Orc · 12-17-2020, 09:30 AM

Jesus Christ at Dave Adore Tees

Answer · 12-17-2020, 09:48 AM

Dave Adore Tees is fine phonetically, but issue number 1 is that it's a battle and the words you choose to use are important. You can't say "Adore" or "Adorable" in a battle and come off aggressive or insulting. The best thing you can do is try to spin it so that it's a comedic angle rather than an aggressive one, but that didn't happen.

Issue 2 is the set-up didn't really feel like an organic transition to the bar. "This guy dresses like a bum, I know he adores t-shirts" has conflicting implications and is just an overall weird sentence to say

Issue number 3 is the context didn't fit the syntax. The full set-up was "I know Dave Adore Tees" which syntactically should have said "I know Dave Adores Tees".

There's an appropriate context for saying Adore instead of Adores, it's a present-tense verb. You'd have to format your sentence to say something like "I went into hot topic to watch Dave Adore Tees"

this is just the standard boilerplate autism, let me know if you need the weapons-grade autistic breakdown.

UPN Zuch · 12-17-2020, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer

Dave Adore Tees is fine phonetically, but issue number 1 is that it's a battle and the words you choose to use are important. You can't say "Adore" or "Adorable" in a battle and come off aggressive or insulting. The best thing you can do is try to spin it so that it's a comedic angle rather than an aggressive one, but that didn't happen.

Issue 2 is the set-up didn't really feel like an organic transition to the bar. "This guy dresses like a bum, I know he adores t-shirts" has conflicting implications and is just an overall weird sentence to say

Issue number 3 is the context didn't fit the syntax. The full set-up was "I know Dave Adore Tees" which syntactically should have said "I know Dave Adores Tees".

There's an appropriate context for saying Adore instead of Adores, it's a present-tense verb. You'd have to format your sentence to say something like "I went into hot topic to watch Dave Adore Tees"

this is just the standard boilerplate autism, let me know if you need the weapons-grade autistic breakdown.

What is the point in writing this? Did you forget who you are talking to?

UserName · 12-17-2020, 01:10 PM

lmao @ standard boilerplate autism

iSpaz · 12-20-2020, 12:39 PM

Good shit @Destroyer. But also y'all can't change my mind that des got bodied.

evaD · 12-20-2020, 03:15 PM

Good shit @Adverse good luck next rd brother

Destroyer · 12-20-2020, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iSpaz

Good shit @Destroyer. But also y'all can't change my mind that des got bodied.

uh, by who?

12-15-2020, 11:54 AM	#2
UserName K I N G Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 685 Battle Record: 15-10 Rep Power: 3228862	AJAX LOOKS LIKE AN OLD WHITE WELSH WOMAN __________________ First Class

12-15-2020, 12:48 PM	#3
SHECK WES Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 690 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 4173628	... __________________ https://m.soundcloud.com/joe-boston/00-joe-boston-im-ready-ft-enig Last edited by SHECK WES; 12-15-2020 at 01:35 PM.

12-15-2020, 03:21 PM	#4
Ajax Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 344 Battle Record: 5-4 Rep Power: 95147	YOU HAVE A HIGH BMI AND A SHORTER THAN AVERAGE ANTICIPATED LIFE SPAN. __________________ https://soundcloud.com/ajaxinstrumentals

12-17-2020, 09:48 AM	#15
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,675 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 12534701	Dave Adore Tees is fine phonetically, but issue number 1 is that it's a battle and the words you choose to use are important. You can't say "Adore" or "Adorable" in a battle and come off aggressive or insulting. The best thing you can do is try to spin it so that it's a comedic angle rather than an aggressive one, but that didn't happen. Issue 2 is the set-up didn't really feel like an organic transition to the bar. "This guy dresses like a bum, I know he adores t-shirts" has conflicting implications and is just an overall weird sentence to say Issue number 3 is the context didn't fit the syntax. The full set-up was "I know Dave Adore Tees" which syntactically should have said "I know Dave Adores Tees". There's an appropriate context for saying Adore instead of Adores, it's a present-tense verb. You'd have to format your sentence to say something like "I went into hot topic to watch Dave Adore Tees" this is just the standard boilerplate autism, let me know if you need the weapons-grade autistic breakdown. Last edited by Answer; 12-17-2020 at 10:09 AM. Reason: just got the covid vaccine

12-17-2020, 01:10 PM	#17
UserName K I N G Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 685 Battle Record: 15-10 Rep Power: 3228862	lmao @ standard boilerplate autism __________________ First Class

12-15-2020, 03:45 PM	#5
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	YOU'RE BOTH INCREDIBLY LOVELY PEOPLE

12-15-2020, 08:51 PM	#6
Adverse low tide in serotonin bay Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,738 Battle Record: 37-28 Champed - GWL Picture Challenge - Guerrilla Writing League - Black August II Rep Power: 15446142	Thanks for your kind words @Zuch

12-15-2020, 11:08 PM	#7
Scout Jeice! Who's that? Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 293 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 1230369	Wtf was wrong with david ortiz/dave adore tees & caller id/collar id? Balogna/fake g na ^Missed banger

12-16-2020, 01:26 AM	#10
Cred The Biggest Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,254 Battle Record: 67-32 Accomplishments - Gun Bar King Champed - Fight Night 3 - Fight Night 10 - Fight Night 12 - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 85899380	Lmaoooo

12-16-2020, 02:29 AM	#11
Adverse low tide in serotonin bay Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,738 Battle Record: 37-28 Champed - GWL Picture Challenge - Guerrilla Writing League - Black August II Rep Power: 15446142	JUST WAIT TILL DAVE SHOWS THAT HANDSOME CHISELED FACE IT’S OVA

12-17-2020, 09:30 AM	#14
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,165 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899390	Jesus Christ at Dave Adore Tees

12-20-2020, 12:39 PM	#18
iSpaz Gang shit on my brain Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 265 Battle Record: 10-11 Rep Power: 161231	Good shit @Destroyer. But also y'all can't change my mind that des got bodied. __________________ But don't say I can't rap like I'm not a Rap God, Like I won't break your fucking favorite rapper's rap jaw

12-20-2020, 03:15 PM	#19
evaD Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 697 Battle Record: 19-10 Champed - BA Show And Prove - Summer Classic XI Rep Power: 4156643	Good shit @Adverse good luck next rd brother __________________