BATTLE ROYALE: THE BRAD PITT HAIR BLOWING DIVISION

Orc · 02-16-2016, 12:03 PM

@Resin M-I-C
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@jilti
@Utmost
@Greed

Hello, young Padawans. You are probably wondering why I have gathered you here today. Well, the premise of this hallowed meeting is simple; you have been chosen to complete a mission of great importance.

I have toiled through hours upon hours of research, reading only your worst verses, and decided that you can in fact do better. The stage is set, the candles are lit, and the ambiance is downright wonderful.

You eight are now involved with a giant organisation that is responsible for every major political decision made throughout the modern world. That organisation is of course the Brad Pitt Hair Blowing Division™

You need to become more than just a figurehead to succeed. You must become the organisation itself. Sleek. Soft yet firm, and most importantly, flowing.

This is your time. Take no prisoners.

02-16-2016, 12:03 PM	#1
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