Battle Arena League Week 5 Magazine by Meth feat. Muff (11/15/15)

[Meth]

Introduction

This was a good week bros. Only a couple of no shows. Contender match and the first champ match were both really nice and filled with Netcees veterans (2 HoF'ers, 1 that should be HoF, and one who has had a nice run the last couple of months). With that said, congratulations to @Orc for becoming the first ever BAL champion. Good job bro. Keep it up my G's.


Battle Reviews
by Muff

Orc vs Destroyer. CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

a fkn horsejockey vs karl Pilkington. nice.

oh shit. it was a pic battle. h/o



orc's verse

the fact you stillll drop old bars got Frac pining here
dog OF COURSE u gotta Wolverine shirt. you been Regenerating lines for years
(has he? iono either way ok approach on the pic)
this fiends using; judging by that head alone u been thru it
ya Hairline goes back so far it comes with its own Montage and 80's Theme Music
(nah)
boyyyy u old... and wack. u'll hit the dirt when i spray ya head
ya face gotta Weathered look that comes with a Red Alert & a Chyeaah thread
ok
ORC. i've dropped lines that prove i'm the greatest vet;
maaan you don't even have a line to differentiate between face and neck
lmao ok here we go
dog. u've lost more than u won while i've been great
i don't know whats more Ass; your text battle record or that Chin shape
lol simplistic but got me to grin
plus ya wife's super infected. bro, don't doubt it all
she gotta Undergrowth Problem worse than the Shrubbery comin outta that wall
abv avg




Destroyer's verse

seen ur ballistic bars... u act like u got mad guns
but how u gonna talk about arms when it's plain to see that u have none?
(ehh. mm ok I see the pic approach but I didn't like this angle much)
let me meet u in public - trust that des is bringing the doom
I mean u got a fucking b on ur ear... & still ain't no fuckin sting in the room
(ok, cool)
u talk about getting hos, but then clearly desire sex with dudes
u want to go the other way so bad, u got an arrow in ur hair pointing to that dude next to u
(kind of reaching here bruh
I know if u did tho, all them faggots would be pissed... How?
cuz that's not the opening at the bottom of ur shirt...
that's where u had to edit ur dick out
not enthused w/ this one
wipe that smug look off ur face, I'm gonna banish this reject
how u got a button up shirt on, that still manages to be a v-neck?
lol, ok
I see now why ur named orc & it's time to out this brother
dude's left eye so low, I thought I was looking at the Supernova album cover
I have no idea who that is man. but ill google it in a min lol

think orc took this. des dropped better pic disses before. iono.

Nameflip vs Muff

iono I won w/ a halfassed verse. not going to breakdown or negatively (neither positively) critique a battle im involved in soooo..lets move on

Chamber (allen knight) vs Wavy Crocket ("sware im not neighbor bros"

mmk this might be a legit contender's match.

Chamber.

sawed-off shots guns about to go raw w/ the ether
i'll spray ur face w/ the Heat Wave till it scorches off all of ur features
(lol shotsguns. I thought this was worded well. but the heatwave/scorch shit left much to be desired. simplistic but an ok line
i was scouted by crews to get picked up, i rap savage
im 1 of the DraftKings, ur the top ranked fantasy pick for wack faggot
gone. I like this
i took ur woman crush to the shore, i was bangin that ass
that pussy i 'Bash at the Beach' all night till ur WCW got sand in her vag
I want to really like this but whats w/ the till ur wcw part. I kinda do like it regardless tho lol oddly enough
ya pockets empty as hell pussy, how u thuggin broke
ur bank account doesn't even have a dollar Bill Burr shits a fuckin joke
ok
i'll torch ur whole bloodline faggot & stomp out ya ass
ur fuckin fams Inferno return once i dump'em in a bon fire doused in gas
in for no return? ehhh . I guess the word for is drug out when I say it the 2nd way (yknow the way its implied not written

Wavy

I'm on a killing spree, leavin opponents stone dead w/ their eyes open
Your idea of back-to-back finishes involves givin Knuck road head while you 5-0 him
ok
I got your bitch hogtied; gagged up in the off-white Jag
Shorty so wet, she left the Muff out to dry longer than Strikta in a Spotlight Match
Lmao, old approach but considering what happened ill give it a pass.
That slut claws my back up when I'm pushin in deep
Dumb bitch thinks I'm the cat's pajamas cause I always put her pussy to sleep
slick approach on an obvious association
I jus copped a pack of Purple Headband, smokin tough 'til the end
You copped a pack of purple headbands to match the onesie you wear w/ Knux to the gym
im fkn done. lotb
Forensics won't find Knight after I stomp 'em into gravel -
Watch Mag slide down the ladder cause Chamber's always been at the bottom of the barrel
tough

best battle ive seen thus far this week. I got wavy lookin at my breakdown tho

Chyeaaaaaah vs Flo Real

chyeah shit I been fuckin w/ lately...but to my chagrin this verse against flo real is prolly the worst ive seen from him. closest to a quote he had was the hairline jawn. the period line was hella played bro. the rest didn't grab me. btw ive seen that meek mill line executed just like that w/ tie ins n everything. not close but same tie ins.

floreal

opener was wack.

hammer n beat was interesting approach. not sure if I like it but I thought the thought process was interesting. im assuming the beat was attributed to N.Y? if so, interesting. not a good line but conceptually I thought it was an interesting take. nickel son was ok. last 4 were ass tho.

flo got that imo

Plot vs Twotriple0

plot's a weirdo n triple0 has sustained multiple concussions or something iono.

Think you'll survive in a battle with Plot? Dude you ain't got the criteria,
Imma just start melting this flake, I'm Bear Grylls stuck in Siberia. -plot

are u freebasing? orrrrrrr is a flake supposed to be a person? eitherway who the fuck calls people "flakes". Must be a Scandinavian thing.

plot was all over the place. first hes talkin about bear grylls melting snowflakes...then hes on to talking about body odor. culminating in a Ninja turtle splinter line. "U trying to get splinter out ur head like Raphael leaving the ninja turtles b!" noooooot so much


that acid line was close to decent tho

dug out too. if it were executed better

tripleo won tho

"I'm like a dopiate for real"


v/tripleo

Kemizt vs Knux

iono who kemizt is but knux is that big brolic action Bronson lookin nigga w/ spray on 6pack right? iono but welcome back

now to the bars.

after these blows from my punches youll need a bandage
Cuz ill send my knuckle to his head, now bitch go make the sandwich



lol. oh okay. erm. h/o

not to be harsh on kemizt but I wasn't feeling any of the bars in his verse this week. opener was kind of loose. dial up was simplistic. knuckle to my head now bitch make my sandwich was wtf. shells/lobster ..ancient n butchered approach. inbred /one branch on family tree was elementary school cafeteria-esque trashtalk. I think ive seen ur shit before n it was better than this. keep at it.

Knux however came pretty legit. not overly dope or anything. just a very safe verse. Procedure was cool wp but lazy tie in. throwback is played...decent execution on the flip tho. Post up in a Kia was ok. Chemtrails was nice though. Lotb. Closer only line I wasn't feeling at alllll. like u could of omitted it. otherwise consistently above avg verse.

Lotto Smirk vs Killing Spree

Well, ill be damned. So im sitting here about to start reading this match like "this nigga lotto bout to get bodied, b. he aint show in like forever". Then I get to actually breaking the verses down n I realize this british slick rick eye patch wearing faded kangol hat fish n chip eatin fgt had some bars in this.

for example

Des got ya'll numbered n covered ya'll never find us to kill
cus u useless... another RB faggot everyone hates only minus the skill

UNGH seen useless lines like this but prolly my fav


u took hush's advice in ur favour but when it comes to rap u a waster
Cus u got dealt a shit hand even if you've been buying the good toilet paper

concept fire considering the disc angle but lol the rhyming was shitty. still cool tho

Killing spree's wording was hellllllllla choppy this time around. I barely could find anything to quote. Sucks considering I usually can because im overly generous. Park in Lot was close but seems like an obvious approach. Not his best work.

Larold vs Bash

Iono. is Larold..Billy12? either way he no showed like a faggot. Bash dropped a no show verse of which I will be feeding right now.

Ya chick fucks often; raw dick is what she loves the most
Fuck protection.. She avoids the glove better than mayweather laying against the ropes
this was an ok approach on an ancient concept
I leave opponents impaired; u'll get scarred easily for tryna fair
As far as ya mug?.. See i'll leave it comin up short like that nba player
iono who or what u talking about nigga
Ya mother plays no games; that freaks always up to no good
No childs play.. But that tramp'll lean over n bounce her head off my wood
the trampoline w/p I never seen but I wish the tie ins were a bit more clever n worded better iono. pretty good tho
Terrible boarder; And ya text game looks like a beginner
I'd triple the stakes but last week he already served this faggot for dinner
nah not a fresh flip on the steak wp
I'll dent ur face in; im real close to losin my temper
When you see these knuckz come together.. Just know i aint talkin the members
ok. rhyme could of transitioned better but whatever

decent verse. of the no show variety obv

Top Punches

Lotto Smirk

u ain't stacking thousands or have accountants, I sit with a fat smile
Cus ya bank account never contains a tripple0 but your verses definitely rock that style

Killing Spree

U'll be flushed N dead after Ur plunged W/led. ur drops dont hold nice...
value in the shit u put on paper is weak enough for Hush to whipe his ass @ a low price

Knux

Evry1 runnin circles round u.. cant keep up when it get violent
Im saying everytime I look up kemtrails while people jet by him

Muff

tell ur girl ill get her cooter banged.- like im pootie tang
she can feel it coming from behind. then she catch wood- thats a boomerang

Nameflip

Try that gangster shit, finesse me? I ain't with that bullshit
Your last run in with the plug'll be when I pull it

Chamber (aka Allen Knight)

i'll torch ur whole bloodline faggot & stomp out ya ass
ur fuckin fams Inferno return once i dump'em in a bon fire doused in gas

Wavy Crockett (aka Neighbor)

That slut claws my back up when I'm pushin in deep
Dumb bitch thinks I'm the cat's pajamas cause I always put her pussy to sleep

Destroyer

u talk about getting hos, but then clearly desire sex with dudes
u want to go the other way so bad, u got an arrow in ur hair pointing to that dude next to u

Orc

boyyyy u old... and wack. u'll hit the dirt when i spray ya head
ya face gotta Weathered look that comes with a Red Alert & a Chyeaah thread

Flo Real

He loves conspiricies, literally all work and no play when it comes to his lies
But your theories arnt worth a Nickle son, n he made a career playing less crazy guys

Plot

This lame's just inferior, his styles shitty! It's a chump vs. a savage,
Watch NC spin-out as Plot drops 2 trip like hippies double dumping acid.

Battle of the Week

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

aka neighbor.


sawed-off shots guns about to go raw w/ the ether
i'll spray ur face w/ the Heat Wave till it scorches off all of ur features
i was scouted by crews to get picked up, i rap savage
im 1 of the DraftKings, ur the top ranked fantasy pick for wack faggot
i took ur woman crush to the shore, i was bangin that ass
that pussy i 'Bash at the Beach' all night till ur WCW got sand in her vag
ya pockets empty as hell pussy, how u thuggin broke
ur bank account doesn't even have a dollar Bill Burr shits a fuckin joke
i'll torch ur whole bloodline faggot & stomp out ya ass
ur fuckin fams Inferno return once i dump'em in a bon fire doused in gas

Originally Posted by Wavy Crockett

Chamber aka Allen Knight aka Forensics aka Mag





I'm on a killing spree, leavin opponents stone dead w/ their eyes open
Your idea of back-to-back finishes involves givin Knuck road head while you 5-0 him
I got your bitch hogtied; gagged up in the off-white Jag
Shorty so wet, she left the Muff out to dry longer than Strikta in a Spotlight Match
That slut claws my back up when I'm pushin in deep
Dumb bitch thinks I'm the cat's pajamas cause I always put her pussy to sleep
I jus copped a pack of Purple Headband, smokin tough 'til the end
You copped a pack of purple headbands to match the onesie you wear w/ Knux to the gym
Forensics won't find Knight after I stomp 'em into gravel -
Watch Mag slide down the ladder cause Chamber's always been at the bottom of the barrel

#gladbag

Week 5 Battle Previews

Champ Match
@Orc vs. @Wavy Crockett

this'll be hot. Orc vs neigh. There styles are similar in the fact that they battle with a lot of swag but different in the way they go about it. They probably are the best 2 at wording their bars in unique ways for maximum impact, and they both had good showings last week. This is a toss up for me, I'm not sure of their history against each other, so...

Orc 51/49

Contenders Match
@Muff vs. @Lotto Smirk

This will be nice too. Muff's drop wasn't super impressive last week. But it was keyed I believe. He should take a little more time this week because Lotto's no pushover. He struggles to word his bars extremely effective sometimes, and his wordplays aren't always executed correctly. But if he works on that he does have a shot at an upset here. Muff should win this though.

Muff 60/40

@Flo Real vs. @Chamber

chamber got bars
chamber a hall of famer. flo real had a bad week last week but his opponent had a worse win so he got the win. Hopefully he does better this week. Allen should get this pretty easy. If flo ups his game it could be a nice read though.

Chamber 70/30

@Chyeahhh!!! vs. @Knux

Chyeah has some bars but last week was off for him. Knux is still trying to climb back up the rankings after taking an L to Des a few weeks ago. Knux is firmly back I don't think he's real rusty anymore. If Knux sleeps and chyeah comes his best he could win but that's a long shot.

Knux 70/30

@Plot vs. @Schadenfreude

Schade has shown some shit since his return to text. He has bars and he doesn't seem to rusty. Plot has some bars too. He has some cool ideas he doesn't always word right. Should be a nice battle here but I got

Schade 55/45

@Bash vs. @Nameflip

This battle intrigues me as well. Bash is good and he has a unique style and I always enjoy most of his verses. Name has some ideas but his execution isn't really there yet. This will be an interesting read, but Bash is the more renowned here.

Bash 65/35

@Kemizt vs. @2tripple0 vs. @POET MiNDER

kem another guy who i have enjoyed reading and seeing his progression since his joining at netcees. he had a bad week just like a few other guys last week tho. 2tripp... well he doesnt really have any concepts. he needs to add some cleverness or some wordplays to his bars. hopefully he can surprise me but it would be exactly that. idk who poet minder is.

kem 80/10/10

No Show Shine

Originally Posted by Bash

Ya chick fucks often; raw dick is what she loves the most
Fuck protection.. She avoids the glove better than mayweather laying against the ropes
I leave opponents impaired; u'll get scarred easily for tryna fair
As far as ya mug?.. See i'll leave it comin up short like that nba player
Ya mother plays no games; that freaks always up to no good
No childs play.. But that tramp'll lean over n bounce her head off my wood
Terrible boarder; And ya text game looks like a beginner
I'd triple the stakes but last week he already served this faggot for dinner
I'll dent ur face in; im real close to losin my temper
When you see these knuckz come together.. Just know i aint talkin the members

Rankings

Originally Posted by Meth

In

Orc 3-0
Wavy Crockett 3-0
Muff 2-0
Lotto Smirk 2-0
Flo Real 3-1
Chamber 2-1
Chyeahhh 2-1
Knux 2-1
Plot 2-1
Schadenfreude 1-0
Bash 1-2
Nameflip 1-2
Kemizt 1-2
2tripple0 1-2
Poet Minder 0-0





Out

Hush 0-1
Destroyer 3-1
Spoken 0-2
Jshazo 2-1
Chozen1 0-1
Jilti 1-1
Killing Spree 2-1
Cred 1-1
Keybored 0-1
Letterman 1-1
Alistan 0-1
Boredom 0-2
Useless 2-1
R!can 0-2
Strikta 1-2
Puravida 1-2
Larold 0-3
Fraze 0-1
Greed 1-0
Resin 1-0

Outro

Good week last week bros, as far as showing guys. The verses tho you guys need to step it up a bit. The champ match and the contenders match was dope tho, so let the belt fuel u. Again, congrats to Orc for becoming the first ever BAL Champ!!!

[Bash]

Thanks for keeping this alive. Nice mag aswell

[Meth]

@Muff missing @Bash's mugsy bogues line lol

thanks for the help bro

[Useless]

Muff miss a lot of shit. That hairline goes so far back flip by orc was fire.


Good mag.

[El Muffin]

lol coz im not a fan of wordplay when its broken up by pauses

when the word in actuality rolls right off the tongue

n the hairline goes far back shit conceptually just didn't do it for me.

he could of mentioned any time period. "enter random reference"

the one he chose was slick tho. just didn't like the concept. offputting imo. but to each their own. idc

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Meth

@Muff missing @Bash's mugsy bogues line lol

thanks for the help bro

ur welcome

sup w/ records tho

i aint got shit for strikta, last week or this week

@Meth

[Meth]

Originally Posted by Muff

ur welcome

sup w/ records tho

i aint got shit for strikta, last week or this week

@Meth

I'm gonna get Em sometime this week

I'm running the whole site mind you.

[El Muffin]

oh ok

[Lotto Smirk]

Yo props on the mag both of you, reviews was dope by muff, I did have em done but fell asleep stoned man, all rankings been updated? Need me to do anything meth?

[Meth]

Originally Posted by Lotto Smirk

Yo props on the mag both of you, reviews was dope by muff, I did have em done but fell asleep stoned man, all rankings been updated? Need me to do anything meth?

if u could go back the last 2 weeks and post in the update records thread in admin lounge the records over the last 2 weeks so i can update em

thx brahski

[Destroyer]

yeah, props to orc
this league is shit tho
it's like the remedial NBL
bring back the approved voters list tbc

[Destroyer]

also my closer got slept on like a bitch

[Meth]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

yeah, props to orc
this league is shit tho
it's like the remedial NBL
bring back the approved voters list tbc

I feel u

I would but it's already hard enough to votes right now

[2tripple0]

dope mag enjoyed the read thanks

[Schadenfreude]

Proper zine.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

also my closer got slept on like a bitch

iono who that is bruh

that group or band

[Destroyer]

left eye solo?
left eye Lopez?
TLC?
burn down houses much? jeez

[Orc]

props Meth and Des

[El Muffin]

lmao oops des

h/o let me look at that bar

howd I miss it considering the reference

edit: nigga who is supernova tho

I see the left eye thing

[Destroyer]

supernova was the name of Lisa left eye Lopez solo album