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Old 05-02-2016, 11:02 PM   #1
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Old 05-02-2016, 11:46 PM   #2
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I don't appreciate this
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Old 05-02-2016, 11:48 PM   #3
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Old 05-03-2016, 01:10 AM   #4
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12
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Old 05-03-2016, 09:26 PM   #5
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12 sounds good

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Old 05-04-2016, 09:15 PM   #6
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Im not gonna be home for the next couple days so I gotta post now. Sorry for the rushed shit but fuck it no excuses.
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Old 05-04-2016, 09:16 PM   #7
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Fuck this guy. Off the rip. You want bars then I got y'all/
Or square up. Bomb right in his chest like Alahu akhbar/
One jab givem lock jaw. Or it's gats drawn. Lift the bird up./
Then Z gettin a shell to his chest. That's Surfs up/

Right hand give him one big hit like a sisqo tune/
Then the deuce go accross his face like disco moves./
Dog You drew the wrong card starting with me/
Penis emoji. Wtf bro. Guess you are what you eat./

Pull up. Lead gripped. Full clip. Dead shit./
Give ya soul wings like Crash Bandicoot when he gets hit./
head split. If this shit had a flyer. Zelph wouldn't be on the poster/
Z would be on the back like n64 controllers/

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Old 05-04-2016, 09:33 PM   #8
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Line limit is 16


Lemme get that DQ


Or I can let it slide and we both get a win?

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Old 05-04-2016, 10:01 PM   #9
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Old 05-05-2016, 08:03 PM   #10
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Some fire in there boy
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Old 05-05-2016, 08:33 PM   #11
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Lemme get that DQ


Or I can let it slide and we both get a win?
Mf edited his verse. Match what he was or ask for the ext tonight or its a no-show
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Old 05-05-2016, 10:39 PM   #12
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Old 05-06-2016, 03:00 PM   #13
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MFtastik, take a seat
Bags & Joe Boston- this is a text beef


Gun game on fleeee, this nigga dead/
Treat u like an empty mechanical pencil- fill u wit lead/
Ur just Aladdin distress. But tbh I'm not really mad fagit/
The knife? LIKE OPRAH. I'm givin the whole audience a stab at it!/

U gon be dead off rip, catch it on cam/
A Spanish grandmother at Xmas time, pray for fam/
You'll flinch when I heap u wit lefts, the gat eager to stretch/
Cuz I'm not really a fan,tastic. We're both just decent at best/

If I'm at the party then trust me we alllll gettin throwed tonight/
once I'm drunk u dnt wanna see these hands.. I'm Diodes wife/
guns drawn, think I'll stop poppin shots at ur guts? wrong/
&&& 'I'm not missing u at all'... like that old eighties love song/

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Old 05-07-2016, 02:10 PM   #14
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Fantastic got this easily
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Old 05-07-2016, 06:05 PM   #15
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The disco moves & N64 controller bars were dope to me. Wears 'decent at best' bar was funny and the nameflip was ok. Other than that he pulled an aero and was talkin a bunch of fuckery Lol.

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Old 05-07-2016, 09:12 PM   #16
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before I'm even seeing ur piece, I'm putting 3 in ur knees
cuz ur too slow to put the mag up like every week in this league
guns drawn, think I'll stop poppin shots at ur guts? wrong
&&& 'I'm not missing u at all'... like that old eighties love song

I stay a college grad, while u sit & plan what crime to do
if anyone saying 'accredited,' it's ur homie dropping a dime on u
I pop off rounds like the Death Star, des'll end ur world w/out warning
won't be a Star Wars premiere when u catch a rogue one in the morning
I'll see ur bones shattered... the fucking votes won't matter
diode will make a thread about u, I'll leave ur body so cold & haggard
des a matador in a Maybach, with a black M-4, so stay back
u'll see red when I hit the Bull's eye with the steel on ur fitted NBA cap
Are you shitting me
@Allen Knight I'm banning zelph from nbl. @Diode site is your call. @Knucklehead I think nc court is long overdue for a session
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Old 05-08-2016, 09:16 AM   #17
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@Allen Knight I'm banning zelph from nbl. @Diode site is your call. @Knucklehead I think nc court is long overdue for a session
i been tryna get rid of that fag, hes forever banned from nbl now.
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