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WEEK III MAG: GUNBAR GUNBAR GUNBAR......haikus!!
NWL WEEK III MAG Intro video WEEK III BATTLE PREVIEWS BY: Innovator Victor vs John Dillinger We got a good match here folks don’t sleep. John Dillinger is riding a hot hand winning his first 2 matches of the season, one by no show but hey a win is win. Victor battles week one and took out uh oh in a traditional topical match. THIS IS GUNBAR HAIKU WEEK DOE! Srsly both are not known for topicals much less poetry but both signed up so here we go. As far this battle goes. Vic participated in the LPGA a few years back and is actually a good poetry writer. He’s got the basics down and should make for an interesting read. JD is new to topicals and poetry so we shall see what he brings to the table. Though this week favors both of these kids as this is FUCKING GUNBAR HAIKU WEEK how many fucking times I gotta say it? Anyway this lends in to both of there styles and it should be a an easy week for both as far as posting quality, Dam a format. I’m going with Vic because I’ve seen what he can do with a poem. GL JD. 60/40 Score vs Bleak Another match up of battle cats, I’m digging the transfers lol. Score has been lighting up niggas on the board and has amassed a good rep as a battler. He’s an alias everyone is trying to figure out but that doesn’t matter, the fago can write. Let’s see if he can translate his recent successes into this part of the site. Bleak is an enigma. He writes topicals and is decent with the storytelling. A good battler who was on the way up but seems to have lost a bit of steam, maybe interest. Either way this week should be a breeze for both and I expect some dope shit from both. Haven’t read much from score other than his battles and I don’t think he writes topicals, this or any other alias he has. Bleak I feel like he hasn’t tried and I’m hoping this weeks theme lights a fire under his ass. For this battle ama go with bleak as he’s showcased he has experience in this realm. Although this week score could take it due to the format, GUNBAR HAIKU MOTHERFUCKER!! I got Bleak though 60/40 Sharp vs Knucklehead I’m vury much looking forward to this match up. Knucklehead is coming off a no show with blue which sucks but I’m vury certain he will show this week AS THIS IS FUCCKIMG IDEA!!!! But yo sharp is coming in fresh from the sidelines an is eager to participate in this weeks format. An again another match up of 2 battlers here. I’m starting to sense a theme here. Anyway sharp is no slouch a member of the 50 wins club young saucy is looking to destroy knucklehead and vice versa. This ones a tough to call for me as Knuck is dope and so is sharp and they my friends. But I gotta chose one so ama go with sharp simply becuase he showcase a lot of enthusiasm for this week and is poised to spit some godam GUNBAR HAIKUS ALL OF OVER KNUCKS FACE. Should be a dope battle looking forward to it fellas. Sharp 60/40 Pancakebrah vs Innovator Ok so I’m going up against one of the better writers of this here site we call NETCEES. He’s a proven opponent who always puts down outstanding work. My only saving grace is that I’ve never seen him write poetry on the site, although his style of writing leans to a poetic one. BUT THIS IS MY REALM CAKE IVE BEEN WRITING POETRY FOR 15+ YEARS AND IF YOU THINK IM JUST GONNA LET YOU TAKE ME DOWN LIKE A DRUNK GIRL AT A FRAT PARTY YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!!! Srsly though I’m looking forward to chopping it up with cake in this new format, I’m sure he will bring his A game and so will I. honestly I haven’t written a poem in a year or so, rust will play a factor. It’s a toss up for me I see my self winning but I also see cake winning, we shall see. Good luck cakes. 50/50 adonis vs Lucipher Howlz Ok so this battle came after I set up the week. Luci signed out as he’s probably scared to write poetry. Adonis came out of the shadows and signed back in to the league after ghosting the site for 2 years. I’m guessing Luci and adonis know each other from some other website becuase adonis called out Luci and he accepted. Only thing is adonis thought he was getting a GUNBAR HAIKU BATTLE BUT HE THOUGHT WRONG NIYAH! But yo adonis has always been a dope writer and I’m hoping that doesn’t hinder him from making a stellar compact into this realm. Luci in the other hand is up an coming and again is poised to take out another NC vet, hopefully without a no show. It should be a dope battle as it’s the only traditional topical battle this week. I’m looking forward to this match it should be a good one. Adonis has been gone for a while and though he’s dope we shall see what he brings to the table after this long hiatus. Solely based off consistency I’m going With luck on this one. 60/40 NO SHOW LOVE Pancakebrah’ Week II: Quote:
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OUTRO Ok folks that’s it for now. I was going to review last week but I figured the no show love would be enough. Plus last week was a bust so I’m not wasting no more time on it lol. Thanks to those who showed and look forward to next weeks mag as I’ll be adding a bit more content with POWER RANKINGS and a possible interview if I can get some one to record With me. Enjoy the mag and dont be grammar nazis as I’m sure this is riddled with them like Jews at a bagel shop. Thanks guys and enjoy GUNBAR HAIKU WEEK!!!! I’m out- Inno @Sharp @Knucklehead @PancakeBrah @John Dillinger @bleak @Score @Diablo @Victor @Lucipher Howlz @Witty @Cereal @Adonis Last edited by Inno; 10-02-2018 at 11:49 PM. |
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fuck yeah @Innovator much appreciated for doing this. This week 3 wasn't my type of style but I will def be in for next week. I didn't have time to vote on the battles from last week and thats on me. If I could I would have voted tonight but I know theres a limit and it seems like the battles are closed. My bad but can I still drop feed? Or is it closed for good?
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Appreciate the dedication.
I'll send some feed on your verse sometime tomorrow for the text portion of the mag.
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Swag & Flow should be dope
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pretty sure he said SNF week was coming at some point in the season
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10-02-2018, 03:33 PM | #8 |
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Word I think he said Week 4 in the vid
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10-02-2018, 03:39 PM | #9 |
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Lol I hadn’t watched that far in when I posted tbh
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I DID IT!!
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Dope
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10-03-2018, 08:32 AM | #12 |
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Good shit
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That Pan verse was fire Im just not the best at critiquing these but he did that pic justice
Dope previews, this week has some good mathcups |
10-07-2018, 02:34 PM | #14 |
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dope vid man keep it up
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