THE VERITAS CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THREAD

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

"It is leg day at the gym, you have just finished your second set of starting strenght squats and are fixing to add +5 plates to each side, when you feel a sudden and strong pain in your abdomen. Do you:

A: go to the locker room

B: tough thru it and finish out your 3x5?

Depends on how painful but in my experience I'd do b

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

WAIT...you said A, but want to be a god. are you sure you want choice A then?

SHIT my bad B please

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

THE PORTAL CRUSHES YOU AND YOU DIE A MEANINGLESS DEATH WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE YOUR LIFE WAS MEANINGLESS BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ENLIGHTENED BUT COULD NEVER EVEN MASTER PATIENCE AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO RUIN YET ANOTHER THREAD. I HAD BIG PLANS FOR YOUR WALRUSVILLE ADVENTURE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP. LEAVE THIS THREAD AND TAKE YOUR UNORIGIANL TOOLSHED SELF WITH YOU. GOOD DAY SIR.

OPTIONS EXTINGUISHED. YOUR STORY IS OVER.

Fucking lol

Good ending.

Srs.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

SHIT my bad B please

you enter the limo and are almost immediatly glad you did. there is a stone faced man sitting somber, dressed dapper, across from you. The plush leather feels good on your bony butt (no homo) and liz is digging you. all of a sudden liz becomes very aroused and starts carressing your pants. you start getting a chubster, with potential for superstar. at this point the old man speaks, saying: "she cannot hear you right now" by now liz has your semi erect pink thing in her mouth and is fellatio. the pleasure is immense. the man speaks again: "are you ready to be a god? if so, make her stop"

do you:

A: try to stop her
B: finish in her mouth

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Paradox

Fucking lol

Good ending.

Srs.

walrusville mourns for you. I hate you today for this.

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you enter the limo and are almost immediatly glad you did. there is a stone faced man sitting somber, dressed dapper, across from you. The plush leather feels good on your bony butt (no homo) and liz is digging you. all of a sudden liz becomes very aroused and starts carressing your pants. you start getting a chubster, with potential for superstar. at this point the old man speaks, saying: "she cannot hear you right now" by now liz has your semi erect pink thing in her mouth and is fellatio. the pleasure is immense. the man speaks again: "are you ready to be a god? if so, make her stop"

do you:

A: try to stop her
B: finish in her mouth

lol

I have to do this

A

[StarFaggot]

A. "Spend time with us" - Veritas wife and child

[veritas]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

Depends on how painful but in my experience I'd do b

you finish the 3rd set somehow but now the pain is so great that you black out.....

you awaken in darkness. you realize VEEEERRRRYYY quickly that you are trapped in somesort of bodybag, and that your arms and legs are bound. you over hear two men talking about "the experiment seems to be working" and "that last one didn't do so well". you realize you can open the zipper to the body bag from the inside with your teeth...at least part of the way. do you:

A: wait for the men to stop talking and then attempt to open the zipper
B: open the zipper as best you can right now

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

lol

I have to do this

A

you try to pull her off but only to realize that she sucks even harder, in fact you begin to feel teeth. you look to old man as if to say "help?" he smiles quietly and tosses you a knife. "be careful how you stab her, i would hate for her to clamp down".

do you:


A: slit her throat
B: shank her eardrum

[PancakeBrah]

B

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Aero

A. "Spend time with us" - Veritas wife and child

"Eat rice with us" - eawoah's mom and dad

[veritas]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

B

Your panic quickly overtakes you and your adrenaline fills you to action, you crane your neck and grab the zipper with your teeth, pulling it downward. by a mere miracle it seems that the two men had started walking out of the room as you peek your head out of the bag. you see that you are in a dark, dank, shady af looking labratory, and you immediatly smell death and foul cooch, and possibly popcorn. do you:

A: try to worm your way out of the bag while on the table
B: roll yourself off the table in the hopes of getting better leverage on the floor

[PancakeBrah]

B obv.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

B obv.

you decide to parkour roll yourself to the left off of the table, and land on your side, it hurts slightly but nothing you can't handle. you snake your way out of the bag by sliding on the floor like a dog with parvo. you now find yourself free from the bag, but still bound. you notice instruments on a nearby counter and hop over to them. you see the following: a bone saw, and an acetylene torch. do you:

A: use the bonesaw
B: use the torch

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you try to pull her off but only to realize that she sucks even harder, in fact you begin to feel teeth. you look to old man as if to say "help?" he smiles quietly and tosses you a knife. "be careful how you stab her, i would hate for her to clamp down".

do you:


A: slit her throat
B: shank her eardrum

oh shit lol


A I hope haha

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you decide to parkour roll yourself to the left off of the table, and land on your side, it hurts slightly but nothing you can't handle. you snake your way out of the bag by sliding on the floor like a dog with parvo. you now find yourself free from the bag, but still bound. you notice instruments on a nearby counter and hop over to them. you see the following: a bone saw, and an acetylene torch. do you:

A: use the bonesaw
B: use the torch

B

Less chance of cutting veins nahmean fuck a burn. Stand far enough away from torch to slow burn and minimize wounds g

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

oh shit lol


A I hope haha

amidst the most pleaurable and yet awkward and yet pleasurable sexual experience of your life, you grab the serrated blade turn it around her throat and slit it. the rush of blood gurgles up her throat and it forces the oxygen up before it, causing her throat to open releasing your skinny member. which is now covered in blood. the knife reflects her slumping body now laying on the limo floor, which by the way has now stopped. The old man begins touching himself in his private area slowly and all of a sudden teh door opens and the blood drips out. The mans speaks: "you now have a second test." if you exit this limo right now you will be returned to the bar where your friends will wonder what happended to you. if you stay, you will go on to the second test. do you:

A: go on to the second test
B: exit the limo and go back to your friends

[sral]

lmao I'm down for this

[StarFaggot]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

"Eat rice with us" - eawoah's mom and dad

Solid.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

B

Less chance of cutting veins nahmean fuck a burn. Stand far enough away from torch to slow burn and minimize wounds g

you reach over and very carefully turn on the torch with your teeth, burning your mustache off. you hop back and attempt to hop up on the counter, which after the second try do. you then very carefully position the band around your legs into the fire burning it, along with our hipster sweat pants as well, causing immense pain. you let out a scream@!!!! you then fight through the pain and position it to do the same to your hands, also burning. painscream2x!!!! by this point the adrenaline is starting to lose to the pain of the burns, but is once again kicked in because you hear feet marching rapidly down the hall toward your location. do you:

A: stay and fight
B: try and hide