Week 10: evaD 1-2 vs. Enbombz 1-1 - Dave wins

[Blue Bayou]

NBL Season XIV

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@evaD
@Enbombz

[Enbombz]

Chuck

[evaD]

Ext?

[Enbombz]

Yeh just post up tomorrow

[Enbombz]

I get in high speed chases, you stay at home cos your afraid of the world,
Last time you had the cops on your tail..The precinct ran a train on ya girl
I throw weights round the gym, you turn up n they mock ya
If you bring a muscle up to the table it’s cos you work at red lobster
make ya girl watch me get my belly on
two rounds in ya living room...Leave that bitch sweatin like a Peloton
She gotta explain to ya kid how you had to split n ya gone heaven
He got wings..caught a couple of hot ones...they hit him like Sean Evans
How you think you dope? have you been dropping some drug's
That termite stick if every week you didn't get squashed like a bug
Last two battles left you shook, you got a lesson in text
You hear "Hi Res" and it’s Clear To See you get upset and distressed
Not one was even close, cos you suck at the text shit
If we Say your opponent won by a nose...It was zuchs for perspective

[evaD]

Flipped rhymes from this gay joker? Folk want no part of it yo
When they see he Wack’n goes both ways just like a Barcotic vote
The largest oaf acting violent, but to me it seems uncertain..
Last time he promised a good hiding I could see his feet beneath the curtains
N holdin’ the AR over this homo dude’s been overdue,
So I’ll keep the semi open longer than Show n Prove
I got No Reservations taking this weird faggot down
Cuz he knows the whole Bourdain like him but he stays Hangin round..
Enbalms’ll be a fitting name.. when they pull the bandages back
And see I left him with more booboos than Griselda ad-lib tracks
This loose queer’s known to reveal secrets after a few beers
So I’ll leave him Out for the count like when he told his parents on New Years
These battles are too easy.. yea SMaSH was low hanging fruit
But you Ouch... on Resin’s door handle... in an old banana suit

[Wanderer]

Originally Posted by Enbombz

I get in high speed chases, you stay at home cos your afraid of the world,
Last time you had the cops on your tail..The precinct ran a train on ya girl
Dope
I throw weights round the gym, you turn up n they mock ya
If you bring a muscle up to the table it’s cos you work at red lobster
yeh cool.. If he actually works as a waiter it’s even more dope
make ya girl watch me get my belly on
two rounds in ya living room...Leave that bitch sweatin like a Peloton
So so
She gotta explain to ya kid how you had to split n ya gone heaven
He got wings..caught a couple of hot ones...they hit him like Sean Evans
its ok at best man
How you think you dope? have you been dropping some drug's
That termite stick if every week you didn't get squashed like a bug
Not feeling it bro.. kinda light
Last two battles left you shook, you got a lesson in text
You hear "Hi Res" and it’s Clear To See you get upset and distressed
Nah it’s not clever, I’m not feeling
Not one was even close, cos you suck at the text shit
If we Say your opponent won by a nose...It was zuchs for perspective
Lol not a bad closer

Vs

Originally Posted by evaD

Flipped rhymes from this gay joker? Folk want no part of it yo
When they see he Wack’n goes both ways just like a Barcotic vote
im not overly feeling this
The largest oaf acting violent, but to me it seems uncertain..
Last time he promised a good hiding I could see his feet beneath the curtains
Lol dope
N holdin’ the AR over this homo dude’s been overdue,
So I’ll keep the semi open longer than Show n Prove
Facts. It’s alright
I got No Reservations taking this weird faggot down
Cuz he knows the whole Bourdain like him but he stays Hangin round..
It’s ok
Enbalms’ll be a fitting name.. when they pull the bandages back
And see I left him with more booboos than Griselda ad-lib tracks
Lol @ booboos it’s ok
This loose queer’s known to reveal secrets after a few beers
So I’ll leave him Out for the count like when he told his parents on New Years
Dope
These battles are too easy.. yea SMaSH was low hanging fruit
But you Ouch... on Resin’s door handle... in an old banana suit
Not feeling homie

Enbombz

Cops on your tail
Red lobster
Zuchs nose

evaD

Hiding
Out for the count


These stood out the most to me. One more quotable from Enbombz but I was feeling Dave’s dope lines more and overall, he was more consistent and I could’ve added booboos/bourdain so I’m edging this in his favour

Vote dave

[Adverse]

Enbombz your verse was pretty hit or miss for me but i felt your first two bars and Peloton kind of hit for me, as well. Zuch's nose was a good closer

Dave had the show n prove bar, coming out, grieselda was alright, thought Dave's misses were less noticeable but honestly think Bombz haymaker pushes him over the edge here.

V/Bombz good battle to both though ended up being a toss up

[Artifice]

yeah I thought this was pretty close...

bombz opener was solid and his follow-up was clever too, peloton and hot wings I wasn't feeling, termite was cool imo... res bar didn't work for me, closer was decent.

evaD i liked how you took current events from the site and incorporated them instead of just generic punches, usually a good idea imo... thought the bourdain line was the highlight of your verse.

both had some hits and misses imo, and i enjoyed reading both. I think bombz opener was lotb (though the bourdain line from evaD isn't far behind it imo) but overall I enjoyed the creativity of evaD's punches overall a little more. Others may disagree, but for me...

v/ evaD

[Zaddy]

I get in high speed chases, you stay at home cos your afraid of the world,
Last time you had the cops on your tail..The precinct ran a train on ya girl
Doesn’t make sense
I throw weights round the gym, you turn up n they mock ya
If you bring a muscle up to the table it’s cos you work at red lobster
lol decent
make ya girl watch me get my belly on
two rounds in ya living room...Leave that bitch sweatin like a Peloton
huh?
She gotta explain to ya kid how you had to split n ya gone heaven
He got wings..caught a couple of hot ones...they hit him like Sean Evans
nah
How you think you dope? have you been dropping some drug's
That termite stick if every week you didn't get squashed like a bug
hated the setup, decent here
Last two battles left you shook, you got a lesson in text
You hear "Hi Res" and it’s Clear To See you get upset and distressed
good personal
Not one was even close, cos you suck at the text shit
If we Say your opponent won by a nose...It was zuchs for perspective
Concept had potential but this wasn’t it


Vs



Flipped rhymes from this gay joker? Folk want no part of it yo
When they see he Wack’n goes both ways just like a Barcotic vote
nah
The largest oaf acting violent, but to me it seems uncertain..
Last time he promised a good hiding I could see his feet beneath the curtains
lmaooo I’m dead
N holdin’ the AR over this homo dude’s been overdue,
So I’ll keep the semi open longer than Show n Prove
pretty good even though it had potential for more
I got No Reservations taking this weird faggot down
Cuz he knows the whole Bourdain like him but he stays Hangin round..
alright
Enbalms’ll be a fitting name.. when they pull the bandages back
And see I left him with more booboos than Griselda ad-lib tracks
ok lol
This loose queer’s known to reveal secrets after a few beers
So I’ll leave him Out for the count like when he told his parents on New Years
didnt like this
These battles are too easy.. yea SMaSH was low hanging fruit
But you Ouch... on Resin’s door handle... in an old banana suit
fuck no



Pretty cool battle here, I’ve seen some good stuff from enbkmbz but this wasn’t up to par with that. Hi res was his best line and I wasn’t feeling much else besides that. Evad had a much better verse here and was more determined to get the win.


Vote evaD

[Orc]

I get in high speed chases, you stay at home cos your afraid of the world,
Last time you had the cops on your tail..The precinct ran a train on ya girl

Funny here

I throw weights round the gym, you turn up n they mock ya
If you bring a muscle up to the table it’s cos you work at red lobster

Hahaha funny again

make ya girl watch me get my belly on
two rounds in ya living room...Leave that bitch sweatin like a Peloton

Are you calling BB a bitch? Confirmed


Vs



The largest oaf acting violent, but to me it seems uncertain..
Last time he promised a good hiding I could see his feet beneath the curtains

Hahahaah this is fireee

N holdin’ the AR over this homo dude’s been overdue,
So I’ll keep the semi open longer than Show n Prove

Okay relevant one

I got No Reservations taking this weird faggot down
Cuz he knows the whole Bourdain like him but he stays Hangin round..

Ok creative

Enbalms’ll be a fitting name.. when they pull the bandages back
And see I left him with more booboos than Griselda ad-lib tracks

A bit silly. Set up was fire imo helped a lot


Good battle

Contrast of styles. I think Daves Smoother deliver probably edged him this one. Four quotes to three. Vote Dave but could go either way.

[Resin M-I-C]

tail was lavvaa
mussel line maann, no for me haas
peloton was cool
sean evans was solid, had to google
termite was corny lol
hi res been done but i liked the direction
i dont know how big zuch nose is

vs

barcotic was a miss, good concept tho
curtains is hilarous
semi been done but this was damnn good
bourdain was ok
same as griselda
out for the count was heat
closer a lil light l


best battle this week i’ve read so far.. enbomz tail was prob my fav line here, but dave had a couple more hard hitters and that’s what swayed me here ..

v dave

[Blue Bayou]

5-1 Dave wins