05-06-2019, 04:22 PM | #1 |
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Week 3: Ghost1 (0-1) vs. veritas (0-2) - VERITAS WINS
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Rules Due Dates: Verses are now due Friday and will be open until Sunday. Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are 24 hours Line Limit: Minimum of 10, maximum of 16 If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first. Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ FAILURE TO VOTE ON A MINIMUM OF 4 BATTLES WILL RESULT IN A DEDUCTION OF 2 VOTES IN YOUR BATTLE. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! VOTE ON 4 BATTLES MINIMUM OR YOU PAY THE PRICE. SIMPLE! COMPLETE RULE THREAD: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=140091 @Ghost1 @veritas |
05-08-2019, 03:14 PM | #2 | |
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ODE TO COLAVITO
COLA - Dark featured VITO - Life pause...I've enjoyed watching you grow...no homo Flaws...So many you used to let show...fat bags in the polo but you overcame every obstacle so no amount of praise is preposterous, COLAVITO: In a gold speedo bench pressing a rhinoceros. In a society where dads are absent, acting all hostile-like, COLAVITO: Quietly fulfilling the strong single father archetype. You are not Finny. He is skinny...and wack...and you are swole, COLAVITO: The grace of an eagle mixed with the strength of a black hole. Nothing escapes him Herculean physique coupled w/ the mind of a scholar, COLAVITO: Kingly upgrade from tinder trash to a Queen's gentleman caller. working fulltime while juggling parenting and school, COLAVITO: Handling his business, never played games, never played the fool My boy is metaphysical, he can time travel in the quantum entanglement, COLAVITO: Invincible in battle, so any foes opposing, in vain their time is spent... Strength of an army of savages, while the pinnacle of emotional intelligence, COLAVITO: Never chained to what average is or doomed to mediocre irrelevance. Mount Rushmore of the Lime due to you seldom losing... COLAVITO: YOU BECAME A ROBOT JUST TO MAKE US FEEL MORE HUMAN. As your Guardian Angel, it's been a pleasure watching you expand into the Ether, COLAVITO: Leaders are readers because the best student becomes the best teacher. You could breathe underwater like an aquatic mammal-fish hybrid, COLAVITO: Equipped with a crown of energy, all his chakras are ultra-violet You are the King, the Warrior, the Magician, and now the Lover, COLAVITO: His arms are lethal weapons, the right is Mel Gibson, left is Danny Glover. You sent so many wack souls ethered off the site, the unofficial manager, COLAVITO: The definition of humility, keeping the Lime clean, the unofficial janitor. Your bowel movements are healthy, your sleep is consistent, and your diet is stellar, COLAVITO: Such a diverse mind like mixing David Rockafeller and Helen Keller. It would be nothing for you to solve the Pyramid of Giza w/ the Ninja Turtles eating pizza, COLAVITO: He has achieved more goals than the entire online community of FIFA. Brains, brawn, and good personality mixed with a sense of humor, COLAVITO: Such a classy soul, snatch yo' chick while he calls for you your Uber. Diplomat. He could solve Global Warming while ending World Hunger, COLAVITO: The most real dude. Never full of shit. So he doesn't own a plunger Genetically superior, all of his stats are a nine or ten, COLAVITO: IF a zombie bites him, it reanimates it alive again. Picture my boy in a submarine with Charlie Sheen and Butter Bean, COLAVITO: Without a doubt the best lover your mother has ever seen. Mine included. I'm honored. The thought doesn't even make me mad. COLAVITO: REAL TALK, I WISH THAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN MY DAD. You can talk to animals and shoot lasers from out of each eyeball COLAVITO: Diligent worker, single-handedly mount a copious amount of drywall. you have the power of every Pokemon put together, you are applauded... COLAVITO: So humble he acquired the Infinity Gauntlet, then pawned it. Your apple drapes were a metaphor for the garden of Eden, COLAVITO: Every year is your year, you turn the odd numbers even. You carry the Lime on your broad shoulders, you have bled so that we laughed, COLAVITO: you have slain more virgins then World of Warcraft. From one legend to another: Brother....never let your pen slip... COLAVITO: For over a decade you've made me better...you are the definition of Friendship.
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05-09-2019, 04:37 PM | #5 | |
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05-11-2019, 03:21 AM | #6 |
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VERITAS WINS
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