06-25-2014, 10:22 PM | #1 |
Saul Paul
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: remote location with a remote weapon station
Posts: 6,397
Battle Record: 16-26
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couldnt get it up smh
This chick that I work with....not the banging gamer one but a.different one....she's bad in her own right. I'mat her crib and the planets that surround the brown dwarf star didnt align in my favor in so many words lastnight. A niggas pride is hurt.....bitch gave me the gas face all day today at work. I'm going back over there tonight to seal the deal and bang that snatch outta the stratosphere.
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06-25-2014, 10:23 PM | #2 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
lose weight
sometimes wen fat like u da belly goes over stomach and cuts off blood to lil chin weiner. gl bb da bb advicio ! :) |
06-25-2014, 10:25 PM | #3 |
SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 13,052
Battle Record: 2-5
Champed - AOWL Season 2
Rep Power: 85899406 |
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If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me? |
06-25-2014, 10:27 PM | #4 |
Saul Paul
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: remote location with a remote weapon station
Posts: 6,397
Battle Record: 16-26
Rep Power: 1663348 |
I'm currently 203 and 6ft. I'm the sexiest conspiracy theorist alive bro
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06-25-2014, 10:27 PM | #5 |
Saul Paul
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: remote location with a remote weapon station
Posts: 6,397
Battle Record: 16-26
Rep Power: 1663348 |
Bout a half hour and I'm dead set on dick redemption
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06-25-2014, 10:31 PM | #6 |
Razor-thin derision
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,422
Battle Record: 40-25
Accomplishments - OM HOF
Champed - Fight Night LIV
- Gimmick Battle League (2x)
- Write Week II
- Art of Writing League
- Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament
- STI
- Haiku Writer Challenge
- GWL Picture Challenge(2x)
Rep Power: 49604317 |
Godspeed, utilize that big dipper and send her to the Planet Xcstasy with the fucking quickness.
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06-25-2014, 10:33 PM | #7 |
Saul Paul
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: remote location with a remote weapon station
Posts: 6,397
Battle Record: 16-26
Rep Power: 1663348 |
Yea you're my boy Vulg.......thanks for the motivation?
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06-25-2014, 10:35 PM | #8 |
Razor-thin derision
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,422
Battle Record: 40-25
Accomplishments - OM HOF
Champed - Fight Night LIV
- Gimmick Battle League (2x)
- Write Week II
- Art of Writing League
- Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament
- STI
- Haiku Writer Challenge
- GWL Picture Challenge(2x)
Rep Power: 49604317 |
You're very welcome, sarge.
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06-25-2014, 10:49 PM | #9 |
Steel Cut
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,073
Battle Record: 19-10
Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x)
Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV
- Art of Writing League
Rep Power: 79005425 |
Whiskey dick or just got in your own head? You might be nearing cialis age.
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06-25-2014, 11:24 PM | #10 |
NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,042
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
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Elenin ain't coming and neither r u
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06-25-2014, 11:36 PM | #11 |
Senior Member
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Posts: 159
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Eat more watermelon
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06-25-2014, 11:38 PM | #12 |
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 15,852
Battle Record: 52-28
Accomplishments -50+ wins
Champed -Summer Classic VIII
-Netcees Battle League
-BA Picture
-BA TagTeam
-Fight Night Cypher I
-Fight Night XXXV
-Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
Rep Power: 85899402 |
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06-26-2014, 04:07 AM | #13 |
ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,564
Battle Record: 14-25
Champed - Art of Writing League (x2)
- Lime Green Poetry Association
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Slap her in the face with it, atleast then you gotta good story
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06-26-2014, 10:20 AM | #15 |
that nigga
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Location: trailer house
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06-26-2014, 01:40 PM | #17 |
Merc With A Mouth
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Your grandmothers kitchen.
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I'm Deadpool.
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06-27-2014, 12:07 AM | #18 |
ghost in the matrix
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Location: Covington, KY
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aw shit wats good bro lol yeah man send me whatever ya got an i'll put something with it, my schedule is changing at work soon by i'm off most of next week
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06-27-2014, 12:30 AM | #19 |
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06-27-2014, 12:31 AM | #20 |
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Also, I had this problem once.
ONCE. |
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