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Old 07-31-2014, 01:53 AM   #1
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Old 08-01-2014, 12:51 PM   #2
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dump his body so deep under ocean, Navy subs couldnt reach Doug yet
they'll need government grants and a Marine Research just to Sea Funded
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Old 08-02-2014, 06:51 AM   #3
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pecan thru ya window. then im picking ya lock to follow that up;
....ayo he got his son with him...
...either give up that cashew got, or imma make ya son swallow my nut

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Old 08-02-2014, 09:39 AM   #4
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Old 08-02-2014, 11:36 AM   #5
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Wasn't feeling Doug's punch, tbh. I think the whole nuts, pecan, cashews was a cool reference but I've seen that flipped quite a few times. Jilt's just seemed more creative and original to me.

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Old 08-02-2014, 03:35 PM   #6
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Jil had a nice play. It hit decent but was more Witty then anything which I appreciate. Doug, your line wasn't funny at all. It came off made corny bro.

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Old 08-02-2014, 03:38 PM   #7
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Doug needs to go write for literotica.com

Instead of here I guess

Smh

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I signed out last week anyway
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someones son swallowing nut?....nah.

navy/marine/ocean/research/grants/sea funded...yup

jilti had the better all around punch. nuts and cashew
so played and plus i dont like sexual tones with kids involved. period.


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Old 08-03-2014, 10:57 AM   #10
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Doug had a dope bar going until the face rape of a little boy. That didn't sit well with me lol jilt was pretty creative here. Good punch. Vote Jilt
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:05 PM   #11
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Doug had a dope bar going until the face rape of a little boy. That didn't sit well with me lol jilt was pretty creative here. Good punch. Vote Jilt
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:24 PM   #12
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:38 PM   #13
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Doug wildin out.

Had good wording but that facial pedo shit was uncalled for.



Jil had a well rounded bar. Word play n delivery was there.


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Old 08-05-2014, 12:32 AM   #14
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jilt bar was just ight to me.
but doug was weird and didnt do much of a punch anyway wit just random wordplay

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Old 08-05-2014, 01:17 AM   #15
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I feel Jilt took this. Not so much cuz the bar was great but because it was better with the sting and flow then Doug's IMO.

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Old 08-05-2014, 05:39 AM   #16
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roflzzz @ swallow my nut

Jilti was better

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Old 08-06-2014, 02:36 AM   #17
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Doug talking gay pedofile Penn state status in this shit lmao

Vote anything other than Doug. Who was his opponent again?
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