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THE VERITAS CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THREAD
WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
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08-18-2014, 03:29 PM | #2 |
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"It is leg day at the gym, you have just finished your second set of starting strenght squats and are fixing to add +5 plates to each side, when you feel a sudden and strong pain in your abdomen. Do you:
A: go to the locker room B: tough thru it and finish out your 3x5?
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08-18-2014, 05:23 PM | #5 | |
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you finish the 3rd set somehow but now the pain is so great that you black out.....
you awaken in darkness. you realize VEEEERRRRYYY quickly that you are trapped in somesort of bodybag, and that your arms and legs are bound. you over hear two men talking about "the experiment seems to be working" and "that last one didn't do so well". you realize you can open the zipper to the body bag from the inside with your teeth...at least part of the way. do you: A: wait for the men to stop talking and then attempt to open the zipper B: open the zipper as best you can right now
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08-18-2014, 03:47 PM | #6 |
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08-18-2014, 04:41 PM | #7 | |
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it is just another afternoon where you wake up with nothing to do until work later. You feel strange today, different than usual, you decide to go outside and decide to take a walk. You come to a fork in the road, do you:
A: go left B: go right
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08-18-2014, 04:42 PM | #8 | |
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"Whichita 3 miles east" "Walrusville 3 miles west" do you: A: go east towards Whicita B: go west towards Walrusville
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08-18-2014, 03:50 PM | #11 |
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This thread has high view potential if executed timely and properly.
No pressure.
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08-18-2014, 04:41 PM | #12 | |
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shut the fish up you slant eyed gookfaced gook. leave here meastrowh.
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it is 11pm on saturday night you are at a local bar with your friends and some of their ladies. You are having a good time listening to live music, some alternative drivel, but yeah, the alcohol makes it groove. Your buddy sean gets up to go piss and his old lady is looking at you smiling. She says, with a hint of naughty : " good god he is so boring....want to get out of here? I have something crazy to show you?" Do you: A: leave with her immediatly before sean comes back B: tell shawn what has happened
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ok, you decide to leave shaun in the bathroom with his tinkler in his hand and follow his girl, whose name turns out to be liz. She brinks you out back into an alley and tells you, "after tonight, if you are not afraid, you will be like a god". she then points to a limosine that is parked at the end of the alley. she asks you to enter it. do you: A: decline and say thanks but no thanks, and go back in and kick it with your boys B: follow liz into the limo
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B- wallrusville
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After walking for some time you now begin to contemplate that you are nearing the time for when you would need to begin walking back to make it to your shift on time...you slow down. all of a sudden a giant purplish portal opens up in front of you, do you:
A: You turn around and decide to go back to work B: you enter the portal
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B- enter the portal
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