Why YOUR team will win the SB. GAME THREAD.

[Finnydot]

Rules:

1. Has to be YOUR team. This isn't a "why the ...... Are going to win" because that's lame. If Tom plays this year then obviously he's the favorite. That's not why we're here. Unless you're an actual Pats fan then it works. We know who everyone's teams are, as hopeless as it may seem, YOUR dolphins are going to win because why?

2. This isn't 5 years down the road, this is THIS year. Don't care if y'all went 2-14, your team is winning this year.

3. Have to explain EXACTLY what would have to happen. Meaning, let's see some fake playoff brackets, or who you think you could beat in the playoffs. Who would be your match up in the big game. What's the score?

4. This is supposed to be fun. There shouldn't be TOO MUCH "you're fucking stupid for thinking x-y-z. Let's just bask in fantasy land for a bit.



I'll wait to get a few examples before I start gushing about the Cowboys because that's going to instantly kill this thread. I want an @uh-oh jizzing about the draft first. Maybe talk about a few trades and fantasy situations before I go into mine.


FOOTBALL SEASON COMING HOES, LET'S GET IT!

[El Muffin]

The Bears

Yeah you guys have fun

Top 3 In this Draft though

I'd say #2

[uh-oh]

ravens taking it duh. why? flacco.



the addition of crabtree is huge. willie snead can be super efficient when healthy/not suspended. john brown MEH. the kid they drafted jaleel scott shows red zone promise.



the dark horse for the WR room is devier posey, the grey cup mvp from the canada league. but largely still an uninspiring core of receivers. still have perriman (barf), the other draft pick lasley is a drop machine out of ucla, but could do well in the slot if fixed. the other dark horse to make the team at wr is the undrafted kid levrone from virginia. @themunster also the nephew of kevin levrone.



still wouldve liked ridley or moore but oh well. the rest of the group was meh to me. christian kirk might be aight but none of them really stuck out from the others past the top two

hurst looks like an animal. he's jacked. the other TE, andrews from oklahoma seems like he can contribute but i dunno. im not a fan of soft TE's, i like hurst and boyle. keep soft ass maxx williams and andrews for depth

the rb room seems pretty solid. collins seperated from the pack and can break off big runs. i like buck still as the change of pace and to rest collins, also DIXON da goon will be back most likely as the 3rd down/scat back

not sold on the fat center we got from bama. i liked the kid from iowa the best. but if they figure out who's playing center the line should be pretty solid. ZEUS should beat out hurst at RT and if not hurst has become serviceable through trial by fire. yanda will be back bullying and his replacement alex lewis will be on the other side.

i don't need to speak on the defense. as long as weddle holds up they are a top 3 defense. we had a need at ILB but everyone they've thrown in there with mosley has done fine. i mean we played basically a big safety in there most the year with onwasu or however you spell it. suggs still plays stupid solid, and the slack was picked up hugely by judon off the other edge. got a year in developing out rooks from last year, BOWSER and tim williams

and probably the best CB room in the league, jimmy smith, marlon humphrey, tavon young, brandon carr, maurice canady, and the rook anthony averett amongst others.

big boys in the middle with brandon williams and pierce, monsters in that 3/4 de spot too with brent urban and them

hopefully they did enough in giving flacco playmakers and they play to his strengths instead of trying to get him to do goofy shit. run the ball. play good defense. play action shots down the field here and there, and move the sticks on simple pass plays. it works. no need to be fancy

[Geno]

Wentz baby.
Need i say more

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

ravens taking it duh. why? flacco

Lmaoooo

[Finnydot]

So... the Cowboys are winning the SB this year cuz:



Zeke in his 3rd year is going to out Beast Mode Beast Mode. Dude ALMOST broke Dickerson's record his rookie year and ALMOST had 1,000 yards this year in only 10 games. He's averaging 5 yards a carry and he's had plenty of 30 carry games already.

The boy's just a stud. And I think with us picking up Connor Williams is going to be huge. We had ONE leak in the line last year and it showed. Once we had TWO leaks simultaneously on the left side Dak couldn't do shit. A healthy Tyron Smith is exciting because he's been struggling to stay healthy the last 2 years. If we can get a strong LG to help him stay on an island all season that will help him elongate his career as the kids getting 26-27 I can't remember, but that's definitely a long longer than most kids that age in the sense that he came into the league at 20.

DRAFT PICKS I'M EXCITED ABOUT:

LVE -




I'm super stoked about this pick. Everyone says we reached to grab him in the 1st but I trust Will McClay. If you don't know that name, he's our Director of Personnel right now. Which is starting to look a lot like GM at the moment. The amount of air space he's got in our War Room is unprecedented in the Jerry Era. So far, for the past 30 years, Jerry's had every say in every decision ever made. This is starting to change. From the last 3 drafts, we've NOT taken Johnny Manziel and we got Zach Martin instead. We did NOT draft up last year, instead we stayed pat and grabbed Taco Charlton at 15 because Marinelli wanted him. THIS YEAR?! We grab a side line to side line backer who plays EERILY similar to Sean Lee.

If you don't know Sean Lee you've never watched a Cowboys game when he's healthy. That boy is liable to go 20 tackles A GAME with at least 1,2 for loss and some pass break ups. THAT BOY JUST DON'T QUIT. If he could stay healthy, that man would be a shoe in for the HOF if he just PLAYED MORE GAMES. When Lee went down last year we lost almost every game without him. THAT JUST CAN'T HAPPEN in this league. A "Sean Lee 1.5" may not be a "Sean Lee 2.0" but I'll fucking take it. PLUS if Jaylen Smith can be healthy this year as well that's a squad. KEY WORD THO: FUCKING "HEALTH".


If those 3 players stay healthy all year, we might have the best LB corps in the league. ON PAPER that's a goddamn squad.



ON TO THE WIDE RECEIVER EVERYONE HATING US PICKING:





They say his BIGGEST STRENGTH is his route running ability. The EXACT OPPOSITE of what Dez was. Why did Dak have a hard time playing with Dez? Is it maybe because Dez just runs wherever he wants with his hand up begging for the ball even in double coverage? Yep. So let's just break this down for a half a second.

Dak hikes the ball. Good separation on the receiver. By the time he actually completes his drop count he can let loose knowing ONE receiver will ALWAYS be where the play dictates. That's HUGE for a 3rd year player. They say he's got GOOD speed and GOOD hands. If he was AVERAGE at those but GREAT running routes he could play in this league. I'll take it.


Last but not least:




Dak's back. Look at how he played the first 5 weeks of the season last year. If he plays like that all year next year, it's over.

Let's go.

[ill nik-A]

Tannehill is back, duh

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by ill nik-A

Tannehill is back, duh

Haha

You stay hyping the dolphins

Lol ima bears fan but sometimes u gotta be a realist n realize your team not gonna be in the playoffs

But when we do

Ill be in here talking shit xD

U be on some Dolphins> shit every year but we both know them niggas kinda doo doo

Ur wife receiver corps looking pretty substandard

U got stills at right end

N amendola but is he gonna be amendola from few years back or what

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Genocide

Wentz baby.
Need i say more

^^^

Team still looks good too. The drafted pretty well and didn't have many huge holes to begin with

[For Battling]

Colts are donzo

[Blue Bayou]

Originally Posted by Genocide

Wentz baby.
Need i say more

^^THIS ..... repeattt



@uh-oh I hope for your sake they prove me wrong but I legit think the Ravens have the worst offense in the league

[Blue Bayou]

Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik

So... the Cowboys are winning the SB this year cuz:



Zeke in his 3rd year is going to out Beast Mode Beast Mode. Dude ALMOST broke Dickerson's record his rookie year and ALMOST had 1,000 yards this year in only 10 games. He's averaging 5 yards a carry and he's had plenty of 30 carry games already.

The boy's just a stud. And I think with us picking up Connor Williams is going to be huge. We had ONE leak in the line last year and it showed. Once we had TWO leaks simultaneously on the left side Dak couldn't do shit. A healthy Tyron Smith is exciting because he's been struggling to stay healthy the last 2 years. If we can get a strong LG to help him stay on an island all season that will help him elongate his career as the kids getting 26-27 I can't remember, but that's definitely a long longer than most kids that age in the sense that he came into the league at 20.

DRAFT PICKS I'M EXCITED ABOUT:

LVE -




I'm super stoked about this pick. Everyone says we reached to grab him in the 1st but I trust Will McClay. If you don't know that name, he's our Director of Personnel right now. Which is starting to look a lot like GM at the moment. The amount of air space he's got in our War Room is unprecedented in the Jerry Era. So far, for the past 30 years, Jerry's had every say in every decision ever made. This is starting to change. From the last 3 drafts, we've NOT taken Johnny Manziel and we got Zach Martin instead. We did NOT draft up last year, instead we stayed pat and grabbed Taco Charlton at 15 because Marinelli wanted him. THIS YEAR?! We grab a side line to side line backer who plays EERILY similar to Sean Lee.

If you don't know Sean Lee you've never watched a Cowboys game when he's healthy. That boy is liable to go 20 tackles A GAME with at least 1,2 for loss and some pass break ups. THAT BOY JUST DON'T QUIT. If he could stay healthy, that man would be a shoe in for the HOF if he just PLAYED MORE GAMES. When Lee went down last year we lost almost every game without him. THAT JUST CAN'T HAPPEN in this league. A "Sean Lee 1.5" may not be a "Sean Lee 2.0" but I'll fucking take it. PLUS if Jaylen Smith can be healthy this year as well that's a squad. KEY WORD THO: FUCKING "HEALTH".


If those 3 players stay healthy all year, we might have the best LB corps in the league. ON PAPER that's a goddamn squad.



ON TO THE WIDE RECEIVER EVERYONE HATING US PICKING:





They say his BIGGEST STRENGTH is his route running ability. The EXACT OPPOSITE of what Dez was. Why did Dak have a hard time playing with Dez? Is it maybe because Dez just runs wherever he wants with his hand up begging for the ball even in double coverage? Yep. So let's just break this down for a half a second.

Dak hikes the ball. Good separation on the receiver. By the time he actually completes his drop count he can let loose knowing ONE receiver will ALWAYS be where the play dictates. That's HUGE for a 3rd year player. They say he's got GOOD speed and GOOD hands. If he was AVERAGE at those but GREAT running routes he could play in this league. I'll take it.


Last but not least:




Dak's back. Look at how he played the first 5 weeks of the season last year. If he plays like that all year next year, it's over.

Let's go.

Connor Williams will be a bust .. I agree with the ton of analysts that said his t rext arms wont let him play tackle and he's not strong enough to be great on the interior... BUST