1-2 Punch League: ONSLAUGHT Results Mag

[BROKE LESNAR]

Originally Posted by Certain

Of the four lines I put even half an effort toward, I got two 30s, a 22 and a 15. I should win something. Perhaps a pat on the back?

Pat on the back.

[Certain]

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR

Pat on the back.

Thanks.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Yeah I didn't want to do averages. The philosophy was "keep it simple, stupid." My intent was unlimited bars and let everybody go at it. I left the thread open for awhile too. Some ppl took advantage of it, some didn't.

It had some great back and forth, notably the Muff/Red Soldier, Muff/Certain, PG/Muff, YDK/Destroyer, and Destroyer/Muff exhanges.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Originally Posted by Certain

Thanks.

lmao tbh I really, really wanted to give 30 to your "why is Muff still here" bar. After all the reading, when I came across that I just started cracking up.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Destroyer had some vicious rebuttals.

[Certain]

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR

lmao tbh I really, really wanted to give 30 to your "why is Muff still here" bar. After all the reading, when I came across that I just started cracking up.

That was the point. I'm counting that as a third 30. Also:

YOU'RE HORRIBLE AT BATTLING, AND YOUR LIFE IS ONE GIANT CUM STAIN.
SINCE MUFFIN'S ALWAYS COVERED IN FROSTING, THEY'LL BE CALLING THIS WIN A CUPCAKE.

That deserved a better grade.

Originally Posted by Certain

Of the four lines I put even half an effort toward, I got two 30s, a 22 and a 15. I should win something. Perhaps a pat on the back?

Lol. This nigga.

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR

lmao tbh I really, really wanted to give 30 to your "why is Muff still here" bar. After all the reading, when I came across that I just started cracking up.

That shit leaned me as well, tbh.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR

Yeah I didn't want to do averages. The philosophy was "keep it simple, stupid." My intent was unlimited bars and let everybody go at it. I left the thread open for awhile too. Some ppl took advantage of it, some didn't.

It had some great back and forth, notably the Muff/Red Soldier, Muff/Certain, PG/Muff, YDK/Destroyer, and Destroyer/Muff exhanges.

eh. Not a fan of how this was done at all. Prizes were way to much as well.

[El Muffin]

u mad

ima wait to u win contendership to use my onslaught card

lol

[Certain]

In reading the 30-point lines, I think like four of them were "Attack" plays and one was the "insert" play. This was my favorite line, though:

Originally Posted by Red Soldier

ya chicks strugglin w/ her soul muff..we both know the bitch is bound to fall
so I hope my blade centerpiece..like her head when I mount it on the wall

[Mike Wrecka]

Red soldiers bounty on your head line was fire too

[Mike Wrecka]

Well it was a good concept not great set up

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by Muff

u mad

ima wait to u win contendership to use my onslaught card

lol

You'll lose

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

You'll lose

you cant beat me.

youll find that out

im not tlkin bout 1-2..anyone can lose those

but what i meant was ill use my auto champ match card when u win contenders..therefire booting u out

i think thas how it wrks

broke?

[YDK]

Originally Posted by Muff

foh

read the onslaught thread.

it was a cypher

me n des onky ones who did that

i dropped whatever i thkught of @ the time

why the fuck u acting like this spose to be some deliberated shit

Fuck you talm bout I posted a bar more than des an aimed at everybody lmao

[Certain]

Muff was widely recognized as in a very strong second tier back in the days when text battling was at its peak in terms of participation and quality competition. But he's fallen off, and the expectations for complexity have increased with the influx of long-bar people (who generally suck at wording but have good concepts).

Reading old battles remains enjoyable because the writing was so much more charismatic and there were more people with more unique styles. namix wrote nothing like Fracture, and neither wrote anything like Resin MIC, and none of those of those guys wrote like Himself. But now the emphasis seems to be 99% on concepts, which sucks.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Originally Posted by Muff

you cant beat me.

youll find that out

im not tlkin bout 1-2..anyone can lose those

but what i meant was ill use my auto champ match card when u win contenders..therefire booting u out

i think thas how it wrks

broke?

Lol. No. After next week's champ match is voted on and closed, then he will either defend twice or if there is a new champ he will defend against you. The week will not progress until that match is over with. You will have 2 days to drop, same as replacement battle.

With YDK's contendership match he will get an automatic spot in week 17, as week 16 is being hashed out this week.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Certain

Muff was widely recognized as in a very strong second tier back in the days when text battling was at its peak in terms of participation and quality competition. But he's fallen off, and the expectations for complexity have increased with the influx of long-bar people (who generally suck at wording but have good concepts).

Reading old battles remains enjoyable because the writing was so much more charismatic and there were more people with more unique styles. namix wrote nothing like Fracture, and neither wrote anything like Resin MIC, and none of those of those guys wrote like Himself. But now the emphasis seems to be 99% on concepts, which sucks.

i disagree.

if your using my 1-2 onslaught cypher shit as an indicator

then ur in for a very rude awakening



ill show u better than i can tell you

im already on my way.

youll see.

if were keepin it 100 theres only a few ppl that can fwm conceptually whereas nearly every1 has better wording.

like 60-70 percent of yall. (active ones) hv better wording

tbh

no bs

[BROKE LESNAR]

Originally Posted by Certain

I'll say this: Muff was widely recognized as in a very strong second tier back in the days when text battling was at its peak in terms of participation and quality competition.

But he's fallen off, and the expectations for complexity have increased with the influx of long-bar people (who generally suck at wording but have good concepts).

What hurt Muff was alot of his bars, you can tell he was just thinking of something real quick and getting it out there. His setups were super basic. Had he spent a little bit longer on the setups it would have been worth it as the concepts were pretty good.

The Brown Recluse bar didn't score high bc of the "stung" part. They bite. They don't sting. Lol. But it was dope. A really dope concept.