05-02-2014, 12:12 PM | #1 |
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Cooking up terrible coke
Usually I chef nice, but this time around the coke is so stepped on I can't get hardly shit to come back.
I yielded dogshit on a halfounce, but used rubbing alcohol & surprisingly it brought back a very small yellow chunk.. surely it would send a nig to the moon. This was hell tho. Kitchen smells horrible now. Microwave destroyed. @Destroyer |
05-02-2014, 12:17 PM | #2 |
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YEah, the crack is good btw.
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05-02-2014, 12:29 PM | #3 |
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When that happens add more arm n hammer, crack head will be fucked but at least it was let it harden
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05-02-2014, 12:32 PM | #5 |
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this is you
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05-02-2014, 12:37 PM | #6 | |
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Dude is mad as fuck lol Throws me a gram or 2 of soft for my chef skills. I can't do nothing w/ this weak shit.. it's horrible. U almost gotta cook it... but I don't smoke sooo.. yeah, I wasted my time more or less. |
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lol at you don't smoke.
smoke this cock u dirt person.
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05-02-2014, 01:16 PM | #8 |
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Figures the dude who touches the tip of his penis to his asshole would say something like that. Go figure.
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Dude...
Timothy... It is MY dick, and it is MY asshole. that aint gay bruh.
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05-02-2014, 01:23 PM | #10 |
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Oh it is.
Being able to suck ur own dick MIGHT be one thing, but fucking urself in the ass is a whole nother monster. |
05-02-2014, 01:25 PM | #11 |
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Wow
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05-02-2014, 01:34 PM | #12 |
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Veritas is the one who's gay.
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05-02-2014, 01:51 PM | #13 |
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This shit went wayyyyy left field.
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05-02-2014, 02:29 PM | #14 |
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yeah it is
a gay thing
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05-02-2014, 02:30 PM | #15 |
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if fucking / sucking yourself is gay, is jerking off gay?
if not gay, does giving a handjob count as gay anymore?
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05-02-2014, 02:33 PM | #16 |
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penis in mouth = gay
these are the rules i did not make them reed
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05-02-2014, 02:46 PM | #17 |
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I heard it's only gay if you moan
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05-02-2014, 03:21 PM | #18 | |
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Hang on.....tim:
I dont fuck my own ass I just tickle it. I call it the *romeo at juliets window* Plus you share heroin needles with male drug whores...how is that not gay Yall talking bout jerking off is not gay but a self blow is? Next you will say it is gay of you let a dude suck your dick if he pays you right?
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05-02-2014, 03:22 PM | #19 | |
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Plus strik talking bout sucking own dick MIGHT be gay...because he has.
Confirm or deny.
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05-02-2014, 03:52 PM | #20 |
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Hold up now, what kinda blow is these niggas talking about?????
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