My grandpa was just in a standoff with the police - Page 2

Geno · 03-02-2014, 09:20 AM

hillbilly

Hush · 03-02-2014, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Certain

It's the oldest story in the book. Dying Mexican has one too many Modelos and thinks he is back in the old country, shooting squirrels for tamales and beating his wife.

Lmao

StarFaggot · 03-02-2014, 03:19 PM

Fig you from Nevada?

Fig · 03-02-2014, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

Fig you from Nevada?

California

PancakeBrah · 03-02-2014, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you are really learning how to board so well. Soon you will be pancake. Take that how you want to.

This is one of the highest compliments Veritas' has ever given anyone.

He's usually a prickly sort but he can really brighten someone's day when he wants to.

Cherish it, Fig. Because you're stupid and there won't be many more moments like this for you!

veritas · 03-02-2014, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by El Pancake

This is one of the highest compliments Veritas' has ever given anyone.

He's usually a prickly sort but he can really brighten someone's day when he wants to.

Cherish it, Fig. Because you're stupid and there won't be many more moments like this for you!

suck my dick you foolish dirt person. You aint shit to me.

PancakeBrah · 03-02-2014, 10:04 PM

lol classic Veritas!

veritas · 03-02-2014, 10:05 PM

LEAVE ME ALONE. DO NOT MENTION ME! YOU ARE UNABLE TO FATHOM ME. YOU ARE UNABLE TO GIVE ME A REACH AROUND. YOU ARE A PLATYPUS OF FILTH.

veritas · 03-02-2014, 10:06 PM

You do have impeccable taste in indie music Daniel. How was your day?

PancakeBrah · 03-02-2014, 10:06 PM

hahaha platypus! that's so random wasn't even expecting to see or hear that word today!

veritas · 03-02-2014, 10:07 PM

would you like me to be your friend and make you laugh in this moment, or would you like me to be your enemy>?

PancakeBrah · 03-02-2014, 10:08 PM

Good I watched a lot chess videos again today.

Very lazy weekend, ate a little worse than I wanted to after a savage week and lifting and animal eating. BUT SUCH IS LIFE! THE YIN AND THE YANG, ALWAYS PERPETUALLY AT ODDS YET ALWAYS NECESSARY FOR EACH OTHER'S SURVIVAL.

I don't know what the Yin and Yang is.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DAY VERITAS. I ASSUME YOU DID NINJA SHIT, THOUGH.

PancakeBrah · 03-02-2014, 10:10 PM

I uttered the phrase "I don't bother people, all I ask is that people don't bother me" this weekend to someone. Veritas if you can guess what situation led to that sentence being said you win.

veritas · 03-02-2014, 10:11 PM

FUCK YOUR LIFE. I AM COMING FOR YOU. OF COURSE I DID NINJA SHIT. AND I PLAYED TENNIS WITH MY MENTOR. THEN LISTENED TO MERLE HAGGARD AND DRANK WINE.

PancakeBrah · 03-02-2014, 10:11 PM

Ha! Merle Haggard and wine. Classic Veritas.

veritas · 03-02-2014, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by El Pancake

I uttered the phrase "I don't bother people, all I ask is that people don't bother me" this weekend to someone. Veritas if you can guess what situation led to that sentence being said you win.

WHY SHOULD I TRY TO WIN WHEN I HAVE ALREADY WON? BUT YEAH THIS WAS PROBABLY SOME IDEOLOGICAL FACEBOOK DEBATE OR SOME SHIT.

PancakeBrah · 03-02-2014, 10:12 PM

No it was irl, verbal and everything! With a real person! With skin!

veritas · 03-02-2014, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by El Pancake

Ha! Merle Haggard and wine. Classic Veritas.

FUCK CLASSIC VERITAS. VERITAS IS INFINITE. TO SAY I AM CLASSIC IS TO SAY I ONCE WAS AND AM NOW DIFFERENT.

EAT A CHICKEN POT PIE OF DICKS FOOL.

PancakeBrah · 03-02-2014, 10:14 PM

that isn't even a thing! what will you think of next lol you're crazy man

veritas · 03-02-2014, 10:16 PM

I DONT LIKE YOUR BORING FAGGOTY SNARKY TONE. I HOPE IT SNOWS AND YOU ! STOP ERIC !!! I SWEAR IF YOU PUT THAT HAMSTER IN THE BLENDER THIS FORK WILL PIERCE THY JOOGALIR!

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StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,110 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Fig you from Nevada? __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	lol classic Veritas! __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

03-02-2014, 10:06 PM	#30
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	hahaha platypus! that's so random wasn't even expecting to see or hear that word today! __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

03-02-2014, 10:08 PM	#32
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Good I watched a lot chess videos again today. Very lazy weekend, ate a little worse than I wanted to after a savage week and lifting and animal eating. BUT SUCH IS LIFE! THE YIN AND THE YANG, ALWAYS PERPETUALLY AT ODDS YET ALWAYS NECESSARY FOR EACH OTHER'S SURVIVAL. I don't know what the Yin and Yang is. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DAY VERITAS. I ASSUME YOU DID NINJA SHIT, THOUGH. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

03-02-2014, 10:10 PM	#33
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	I uttered the phrase "I don't bother people, all I ask is that people don't bother me" this weekend to someone. Veritas if you can guess what situation led to that sentence being said you win. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

03-02-2014, 10:11 PM	#35
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Ha! Merle Haggard and wine. Classic Veritas. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

03-02-2014, 10:12 PM	#37
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	No it was irl, verbal and everything! With a real person! With skin! __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

03-02-2014, 10:14 PM	#39
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	that isn't even a thing! what will you think of next lol you're crazy man __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?