My grandpa was just in a standoff with the police

Fig · 03-01-2014, 10:03 PM

With his crossbow

veritas · 03-01-2014, 10:05 PM

you are really learning how to board so well. Soon you will be pancake. Take that how you want to.

Fig · 03-01-2014, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you are really learning how to board so well. Soon you will be pancake. Take that how you want to.

ok

Sharp · 03-01-2014, 10:18 PM

elaborate please

Fig · 03-01-2014, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

elaborate please

He threatened his wife with a crossbow then staked out in the garage when the cops were called. After a few hours he have up. Apparently he injured 3 officers though. idk though.

this dude was rich too smh

but looking past the tragedy, I cannot deny the hilarity of the situation

Diode · 03-01-2014, 10:36 PM

veritas, fig has already well established himself as the future version of strikta's kid

his mom was a drug dealing prostitute and his grandpa shoots crossbows at people and cops

fig has out uh-oh'd da god himself

Certain · 03-01-2014, 10:39 PM

It's the oldest story in the book. Dying Mexican has one too many Modelos and thinks he is back in the old country, shooting squirrels for tamales and beating his wife.

Sharp · 03-01-2014, 10:43 PM

if a news story is published hit me with a pm, I'll reply with a picture of me, half drunk, just as i'm realizing the jamacian singer of our band shoved a microphone into my guitar's strings while telling me to solo

i promise its funny

Fig · 03-01-2014, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

veritas, fig has already well established himself as the future version of strikta's kid

his mom was a drug dealing prostitute and his grandpa shoots crossbows at people and cops

fig has out uh-oh'd da god himself

Just to be clear

My mom was pimping out other women in that story

But I guess she could also have done that at some point

It doesn't matter because somehow we're boring middle class suburbian folk now

Certain · 03-01-2014, 11:01 PM

Su abuelo está demente.

Diode · 03-01-2014, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

Su abuelo está demente.

I DON GET DIS LANMGUAGE

WHAT IS GOOGLE, I CANNOT GOOGLE, TOO MUCH WORK

V/ FIG

Fig · 03-01-2014, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

Su abuelo está demente.

He was also a multi millionaire YO

But he was a bad guy and obviously wacked outta his fuckin mind

I.love him though but fuck

Certain · 03-01-2014, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

I DON GET DIS LANMGUAGE

WHAT IS GOOGLE, I CANNOT GOOGLE, TOO MUCH WORK

V/ FIG

Why did Destroyer take over your account?

Certain · 03-01-2014, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferrari Fig

He was also a multi millionaire YO

But he was a bad guy and obviously wacked outta his fuckin mind

I.love him though but fuck

How is Patty taking all of this?

Fig · 03-01-2014, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

How is Patty taking all of this?

Patty is a stupid bitch

Passenger · 03-02-2014, 12:59 AM

crazy

i was just in the back of a cop car about 24 hrs ago, reasons undisclosed

the policemen were sending weird messages to another police officer i'm assuming that said something along the lines of " I am going to 251 you so hard" & some other funny shit. I tried not to laugh but that had me lol'ing hard inside but it was two white dudes so the odds were not in my favor if they wanted to kick my ass. i had to act like i didn't see anything

fun time tho

Certain · 03-02-2014, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Coogi Sweater Swag

crazy

i was just in the back of a cop car about 24 hrs ago, reasons disclosed

the policemen were sending weird messages to another police officer i'm assuming that said something along the lines of " I am going to 251 you so hard" & some other funny shit. I tried not to laugh but that had me lol'ing hard inside but it was two white dudes so the odds were not in my favor if they wanted to kick my ass. i had to act like i didn't see anything

fun time tho

Where is the reason disclosed?

Passenger · 03-02-2014, 01:02 AM

for the un-,

my bad, i meant undisclosed

Certain · 03-02-2014, 01:03 AM

You should disclose the reason.

Driving while black again?

Passenger · 03-02-2014, 01:04 AM

no hahaha

i'm not gonna Rawn myself, let your imagination run wild

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Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	It's the oldest story in the book. Dying Mexican has one too many Modelos and thinks he is back in the old country, shooting squirrels for tamales and beating his wife. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

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Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	Su abuelo está demente. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

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Passenger god Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 275 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 0	crazy i was just in the back of a cop car about 24 hrs ago, reasons undisclosed the policemen were sending weird messages to another police officer i'm assuming that said something along the lines of " I am going to 251 you so hard" & some other funny shit. I tried not to laugh but that had me lol'ing hard inside but it was two white dudes so the odds were not in my favor if they wanted to kick my ass. i had to act like i didn't see anything fun time tho Last edited by Passenger; 03-02-2014 at 01:03 AM.

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Passenger god Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 275 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 0	for the un-, my bad, i meant undisclosed

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Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	You should disclose the reason. Driving while black again? __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

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Passenger god Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 275 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 0	no hahaha i'm not gonna Rawn myself, let your imagination run wild