09-07-2018, 04:05 AM | #21 |
White Earl
|
I have tons..
..im a drug lord, my front porch is a drugstore, i rock cuffed shorts and appear casually, my shirts like a fresh corpse -its a casual tee Tons more. But ive always remembered this
__________________
-A.bove T.he R.est Last edited by Geno; 09-07-2018 at 07:01 AM. |
09-07-2018, 07:28 AM | #23 |
consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,075
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345600 |
|
09-07-2018, 08:12 AM | #24 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 3,986
Battle Record: 11-6
Rep Power: 5633912 |
@Chyeahhh!!! Those bars were fire
|
09-07-2018, 08:22 AM | #25 | |
consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,075
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345600 |
Quote:
|
|
09-07-2018, 02:32 PM | #26 |
NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,042
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Rep Power: 84181417 |
Lol at Zelph biting my beast wars bar smh
__________________
Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk |
09-07-2018, 02:33 PM | #27 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 3,986
Battle Record: 11-6
Rep Power: 5633912 |
|
09-07-2018, 03:27 PM | #28 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,349
Battle Record: 0-1
Rep Power: 84181442 |
I think the dif between short bar and long bar is the length of the bars YAKNOW
|
09-07-2018, 03:27 PM | #29 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,349
Battle Record: 0-1
Rep Power: 84181442 |
and of course the field with ponds
|
09-07-2018, 03:51 PM | #30 | ||
NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,042
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Rep Power: 84181417 |
Quote:
Quote:
Ur face is disfigured for life lol Smh ur line don’t even make sense
__________________
Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk |
||
09-07-2018, 06:19 PM | #31 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 3,986
Battle Record: 11-6
Rep Power: 5633912 |
You’re like fez but actually gay
|
09-07-2018, 06:33 PM | #32 |
NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,042
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Rep Power: 84181417 |
Who ?
But wit a mouth like that no wonder u bit the bar and ruined it
__________________
Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk |
09-07-2018, 07:55 PM | #33 |
consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,075
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345600 |
|
09-07-2018, 08:27 PM | #34 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
stylistically it's different based on skill level, this never pertained to you or me because it's nonsense in theory.
long bar would basically consist of dakjfnaskdjfnaenfiauwenfkajwnefkasndfkajsdnfkjadsn fkajsndfkanjd//kjdsfaksjdnfkajnfdkjasfdkjansdkfjnaskdjfnads// short bar would be sdklfjalskdfjalkdjflakjdflakdjflakjsdlfkjalsdkfjal dkj aslkdfjalskdjflaksdjflakjsdflkasjdfoiajeafoimdklfa lsk same thing with 'paragraph' format, for some reason it's super twisted and crazy idea that people that need a format to distinguish 'lines' and 'rhymes' but then again probably no one here has read books before the age of 25. it was always categorized differently because people who would 'represent' long bar were always worse than the people who represented short bar. like, amen vs bags, bags would always win. stylistically, amen would claim he's short bar and transferred from long bar, but the only difference would be that he's not using hyphens or capping words, or weird stuff like that that i hate myself for reading. also, historically, long bar would use alot of filler, even though, for short bar, the previous bar before the actual punchline is in theory filler, or talking about how big their dick is or how the opponents wife is a slut, or some very very very very mediocre connection between the punchline bar. theres virtually no difference but people say there is because they're retarded. |
09-07-2018, 08:38 PM | #35 |
Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,794
Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
Champed - Lyric Olympics
- Summer Classic
Rep Power: 82986458 |
Text has changed. Everyone has like a million guns now...and there are many names for those guns, and I'm just sitting here with no guns trying to tell you how terrible you are as a human being.
__________________
He listens to voices inside of his mind
Explicit and poisonous violent crime. |
09-07-2018, 08:44 PM | #36 |
NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,042
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Rep Power: 84181417 |
Keep doing that
__________________
Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk |
09-07-2018, 09:01 PM | #37 |
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 15,852
Battle Record: 52-28
Accomplishments -50+ wins
Champed -Summer Classic VIII
-Netcees Battle League
-BA Picture
-BA TagTeam
-Fight Night Cypher I
-Fight Night XXXV
-Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
Rep Power: 85899402 |
Old LB had it's own very awful style
like Bags said Uterus Pond https://web.archive.org/web/20070216...d.php?p=979648 only one i've found so far but yeah that was the style lmao edit: also here you go @Blue Bayou Last edited by ~RustyGunZ~; 09-07-2018 at 09:04 PM. |
09-07-2018, 09:05 PM | #38 |
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 15,852
Battle Record: 52-28
Accomplishments -50+ wins
Champed -Summer Classic VIII
-Netcees Battle League
-BA Picture
-BA TagTeam
-Fight Night Cypher I
-Fight Night XXXV
-Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
Rep Power: 85899402 |
Link wont work for some reason but I can pull it up. Weird
Anyway here is one verse Oh Really Now ? LOL.... For Tryna Sit & Shoot The Breeze,Threat Get Duped Wit Ease,Gettin Votes Naw! Unless Ya Use Ya Knees,So Truthfully Dude Can Leave,Cuz Its Funny How He Couldn’t "Handle Blade Easily" like "Swordsmen With "Dupuytren's Disease" Fuck Em If He Swear That He Felt,Last Time I Checked I Aint See Em Wearing The Belt,Apply Pressure Ta Kai It's Apparent He'd Melt,So I’ma Stop All Of Threat’s "Cruise-Aid Efforts" like Major Ship Liners "Denying Tom’s Charity Help" Quote: KaiMills02 registered: 7/2/2004 00:00 posts: 8732 I Mean Real Talk... I Look Back At My Old Verses Shaking My Head In Disgust Because The Shit Was Wack, I Mean Did Ya'll Really Like That Weak Shit I Use To Post?? When All I Did Was Post Lame Ass Verses Full Of Wack Punches And Gun Lines?? R U Serious ? Look... You Constantly Come Worse Wit Line After Line,So Ya Lying It's Fine,So I Gotta Expose This Guy Dat Hides Behind Rhymes,Callin Me a Noob Juss Proves "Threat Stuck Up For a Living" like a "Terrorist That Enjoys Gettin Robbed Time After Time" I Bare Flame & Your Lit,Say Goodbye Ta Round 3 I Dare Spoil It,I'ma Leave Em Pissed Cuz In This Battle "Urine Over Ya Head" like "Airplane Toilets" I'm Tired Of Playing Wit This Dumb Joint,So Sadly For "Threat This Is a Bid-Her Fair Well Bitch" like "Saying Goodbye Ta Ya Ex @ Gun Point" Tried a New Lil Style If Ya Don't Get Shit Don't Vote... Good Luck Threat. and the other... that won... In Line For A Murkage, This Kid Appears To Be Next..He Pussy So I'ma Leave Him The Teariest Yet, There's No Way He Have As Much Fury As Threat..'Think You Can Win' Well After This It'll Be Something You'll 'RicanSitter' After I Put You're "Theoryz To Rest" I'm Clearly The Best- R U Serious?, Watch Him Inflat Quick..Plus He's A Fagget, The Type To Lock Lips With Gay Pricks..'You're Not Perfect', So The Chances Of You Getting 'A Ten? Dense, Isn't Showing' So That Explains Way You're 'Missing' From Everyones "Top List Of Favorites" I Got Shit To Blaze It-Especially When I'm Slaying This Clown With Tossed Bomb Cuz His Audio Sucks, I Have No Intentions On Playing Sounds Of His SoftSongs..'I'll Break You're Pelvis' Then You'll Hit The Floor To 'Worsehip As I Pass By' So It's Easy To See He "Praises The Ground I Walk On" Now That The Talks Gone-I'ma Leave You Smashed With Words A Piece, MOB Cool? Nah This Cat's A Nerd To Me..In This Match 'He Don't Like The Look Of Things' So He Probly 'RE: Chin, For Specialist To Help'..Quicker Than "PM Conservations On Good Doctors For Plastic Surgery" (Specialist As In Text Vets) Clashing Words To Meet-But To Brawl With Nerds Ain't Fun..Its Wednesday, He'll Be Completely Mauled When Thursday Come, I'll Consider 'Him A Problem' If He Said 'He'll Been Kaos To This Battle' It's The Turth Cuz That's Where He Gets "All His Wordplay From" |
09-07-2018, 09:38 PM | #39 |
DMS—Diddled My Stick
Join Date: May 2018
Posts: 1,104
Rep Power: 0 |
Hmmmmmmmm
Last edited by DMS; 09-07-2018 at 09:43 PM. |
09-07-2018, 09:42 PM | #40 |
DMS—Diddled My Stick
Join Date: May 2018
Posts: 1,104
Rep Power: 0 |
My best bars hopefully haven’t been written yet
Wrote this last night Boy, I turn Bikini Bottom to buckle knees bottom Despite bars being hard, suckers sleep on um. I get you rats, I’ll go all out, so you better load fast or prepare fo’ fallout. Bow sir, or get yo ass toad, the shells’ll leave you in wreckage, you’ll never crawl out. I reverse the Tide, don’t talk pods I’m probably meaner One spray and your insides pour out like laundry cleaners |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|