04-20-2022, 10:22 AM | #1 |
SYRACUSE
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Mastery of Form
It is well known that most humans devolve into sad sacks of shit physically and mentally speaking. As we are all basically grandpas now let’s do a check in to see who’s still killing the game. If you’re not staying sharp that is disrespectful to your ancestors.
Drug Stats: Zero cocaine currently, Zero Steroids currently, Sporadic high level of Alcohol Consumption and cigarette consumption somewhat abated by binge drinking water. ZMA, Ashwaganda, Cialis daily. Huperzine A 400mg once a week or so for focus. Local Restaurant Punching Machine: 753/999 Recent Speed Runs: 10.5 MPH 1 mile, 9 MPH 2 mile, 8MPH 3 mile Chronological Age: 33 Bench Press: 225x10 Age you Appear to be: 27-30 Race: miscegenation Salary: Fuck diode Books read this year: 3-4 Weight: 195-205 Warm up regimen: 10 minute Bike, Dynamic stretch, stretch on mats Diet: Beer, Pizza, McDonalds, sometimes salads Objective Charisma levels: 7.6/10 ambivert Psychological upgrades with age: more unaffected (psuedo-sociopath) Broken dreams: Famous manpoem artist, Hockey Player, Harem of 3+ Middle Eastern women, Michelin Chef **Edit** (this is key) Sauna: 15 minutes if no booze last night. 30 minutes if booze last night Your turn
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04-20-2022, 01:22 PM | #2 |
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LOL at bar restaraunt punching machine
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04-20-2022, 01:24 PM | #3 |
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Lmao
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Drug Stats: Psychedelic voyages 1-2 x a year. Marijuana and alcohol in moderation. Keppra 500mg XR at bedtime. Sea Essentials mineral drink daily. Frequent green tea/blue tea/ red tea combo.
Local Restaurant Punching Machine: unknown. Once effortlessly spun kick through a vending machine during undergrad to free a man’s purchase that was stuck beyond the point of shaking. Recent Speed Runs: last year 5k in 21 minutes. Chronological Age: 40 Bench Press: 225x3 Age you Appear to be: under 40 Becuase in the self checkout at Sam’s when you buy beer the lady who works there has that option to push and she pushed under 40. Race: identify as a houseplant. Salary: low 100 in Mississippi Books read this year: 10 Weight: 177-183 179 avg. Warm up regimen: few minutes of ass to grass squat holds and hanging from pull up bar and inverting while hanging. Diet: no fast food but a fair mixture of discipline to have healthy on the weekends and junk on the weekends Objective Charisma levels: beyond imagination Psychological upgrades with age: more strong-silent, more handy d.i.y. Broken dreams: Sex cult leader, rapper, navy seal. Additional habits: daily meditation of at least an hour up to 3 depending on bladder. Shinrin yoku. Infrared sauna at least 4 x a week. Jiu jitsu 3-5x a week. No porn no fap at least a month at a time before relapse. Sex at least once a week. Diligence in not giving hoes free attention. Private practice has a 3 week waiting list. Wrote five novels in five years. Lowkey one of the illest to do it, and a style like none other. Also very humble. Last month i completed Ido Portals 30 minutes of deep squats for 30 days challenge. Negatives: refuse to conform to any sort of style in open mics. Advocates for accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior.
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06-06-2022, 03:54 PM | #6 |
rhyme capsule.
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drug stats: clean, rarely smoke or vape marijuana
local restaurant punching machine: dunno but i did this once as a kid at a carnival and it surprised loads of these slightly older kids around me. i was a bony child but could throw a punch. recent speed runs: 5k in <20 mins, 10k in 45 (when running) chronological age: 32 bench press: 20 variations of pressups x 10 in a day = 200 a few times a week (in prime form). i don't bench. age you appear: probably late 20's race: pakistani hand cannon salary: sufficient books read this year: 6, mostly psychology weight: i am between 175 and 185 generally, so call it 180 warm up regimen: pavel's super joints diet: pescatarian mostly. lots of garlic and ginger. objective charisma levels: dwindling psychological upgrades with age: cripplingly observant (analysis paralysis), significantly more conscious of causal relationships between thinking and behaviour - my own and others broken dreams: footballer, writer, professional fighter, there's something else in there i've been in a shit rhythm this year, i will use this to build on. salutations. Last edited by Eŋg; 06-07-2022 at 07:44 AM. |
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06-06-2022, 07:18 PM | #9 |
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Also, join the aowl
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06-07-2022, 12:26 AM | #10 | |
past tense
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06-16-2022, 12:45 AM | #11 |
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Everyone obviously old and slobbery fat fucks now.
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06-16-2022, 09:30 PM | #12 |
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No I run 5:30 minutes miles, have a 4 pack and I’m dating a cute early 20’s chick with a fatty
Absolutely, i an a legend
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06-16-2022, 09:51 PM | #13 |
Tread Lightly.
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Lmao what does ‘fatty’ mean in American? That’s a slang word for erection to me
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06-17-2022, 12:21 AM | #14 |
past tense
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Fatty is erection? Thats not good bro you must be lacking in inches.
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06-17-2022, 07:07 AM | #15 | |
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06-17-2022, 09:27 PM | #16 |
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Drug Stats: Alcohol, cigarettes, coffee, fluoxetine, promethazine, zopiclone
Local Restaurant Punching Machine: My local restaurant doesn't have one, but there is a guy called Pavel so I punch him because he is a foreign. Recent Speed Runs: I have not ran in over a decade. Chronological Age: 31 Bench Press: Benches are for sleeping on while drunk. Age you Appear to be: How the fuck am I supposed to know? Ask someone else. Race: Like I said before, I dislike running. Salary: Not really Books read this year: -3 Weight: I am not repulsed when I see my reflection. Warm up regimen: 12 beers. Diet: Beer, whiskey, wine, cigarettes, occasionaly food. Objective Charisma levels: @Blue Bayou Psychological upgrades with age: Nope, only downgrades. Broken dreams: Jedi Master. The council refused to train me.
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Amens daughter is trans
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